Austin tries doggy

[taco 12]

Trigger Warning: The story has videos, images, and details of a particular kink that readers may find uncomfortable.

There are people out there with a lot of weird kinks. None quite as weird a 21-year-old girl from Austin Texas, who has been grabbing eyeballs for pretending to be a dog in her social media videos. Jenna Phillips goes by the name Yourpuppygirljena on her social media accounts including TikTok, Twitter, Instagram.

https://life.shared.com/girl-left-her-regular-job-to-pretend-to-be-a-dog-and-earns-6-figures-now-per-month

 

 

[elfenix 34344]

it's called pet play.

[HornOnTheBayou 8954]

I was going to post that I have the weirdest boner right now, but nah, it's a completely normal boner.

[freyguy 4305]

bitch

[Blotto 23585]

6 figures a month drinking water out of a dog bowl on Tik Tok? bullshit. 

 

6 figures a month is probably going to require one of these bad boys and a webcam. 

Edited July 15, 2020 by Blotto

[Harrison Stafford 3348]

She likes it doggy style.

[Newdoc 3455]

[Dennis Taylor 18885]

29 minutes ago, taco said:

Trigger Warning: The story has videos, images, and details of a particular kink that readers may find uncomfortable.

There are people out there with a lot of weird kinks. None quite as weird a 21-year-old girl from Austin Texas, who has been grabbing eyeballs for pretending to be a dog in her social media videos. Jenna Phillips goes by the name Yourpuppygirljena on her social media accounts including TikTok, Twitter, Instagram.

https://life.shared.com/girl-left-her-regular-job-to-pretend-to-be-a-dog-and-earns-6-figures-now-per-month

 

 

you just stumbled across that somehow I bet, right? 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13121]

Where are the videos of her sniffing/licking  other bitches’ asses?

[Deej 76983]

23 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I was going to post that I have the weirdest boner right now, but nah, it's a completely normal boner.

Red rocket?

[52-80 19271]

This part of the internet frightens me because I'm not sure if it's an elaborate hoax or not

[BigHorn'13 3387]

I hope he has her microchipped. Fuck a reward for a dog like that. Just saying...

[workswithseed 2122]

9 posts, and your first thread is this in Daily Texan? Post less.

[atomheartbevo 89858]

29 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

This part of the internet frightens me because I'm not sure if it's an elaborate hoax or not

Post a photo of a woman in your life, ask for tribute pics in return, and you'll learn the answer.

[RDCanecutter 26481]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

6 figures a month drinking water out of a dog bowl on Tik Tok? bullshit.

1,000 pesos is 6 figures if you count the centavos.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just in: Whores make money being whores 

News at 9 

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

I'd expect plenty of fetchin' for six figures a month...

[strangulation! 1716]

i like how she makes eye contact

[Radical Larry 28664]

 

[Wally Fairway 5593]

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

She likes it doggy style.

and she likes it ruff!

Ruff, ruff, ruff

[Deej 76983]

We're gonna need more peanut butter. 

[deadshank 24653]

Anything for attention.  
 

 

[TornACL 7732]

We'll know if she's truly committed to this gig if she starts eating cat shit that she finds out in the yard. 

[EuroHorn 3272]

She don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone. 

[Deej 76983]

7 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

She don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone. 

 

[Somnio 751]

Oh my....

[Deej 76983]

And we ended up with FitLump posting in our midst. Someone direct her to Surly. 

[Cajun 11754]

Reverse butterface.

[Gil Bang 26058]

People suspect all her videos are catering to a fetish community online."

That's damn good policework there Lou.

 

[atomheartbevo 89858]

1 hour ago, Somnio said:

Oh my....

The first thing I noticed was the Arcade1Up machine in the corner.

Fuck.

[Pescado_Rojo 19443]

Is smearing my balls and taint with peanut butter included, or is that an up charge?

[achooloco 1086]

I’m just upset that the stupid writer/editor thought a trigger warning was worth using. But I guess any use of one would go in the trivial things that annoy you thread. 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

My 5 year old has been living out her life unashamedly as a cat for 2 years. She’s not slow or anything, she knows she’s not actually a cat and is just pretending, but it’s all day, every day. 

I’m not sure if stories like this should inspire me and let me know she has a future career path out of that, or worry me that apparently this behavior might turn her into a whore at some point in time down the line. 

[CooterBrown 18034]

Reverse butterface.

I assume you saw her twitter banner pic. Doesn’t even look like the same person. I don’t know how you reconcile that face with that body.

[Brisketexan 105465]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My 5 year old has been living out her life unashamedly as a cat for 2 years. She’s not slow or anything, she knows she’s not actually a cat and is just pretending, but it’s all day, every day. 

I’m not sure if stories like this should inspire me and let me know she has a future career path out of that, or worry me that apparently this behavior might turn her into a whore at some point in time down the line. 

Well, I mean, "whore" IS a career.  And these days, it seems to be a relatively honorable one.

[52-80 19271]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My 5 year old has been living out her life unashamedly as a cat for 2 years. She’s not slow or anything, she knows she’s not actually a cat and is just pretending, but it’s all day, every day. 

I’m not sure if stories like this should inspire me and let me know she has a future career path out of that, or worry me that apparently this behavior might turn her into a whore at some point in time down the line. 

 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

The city will hire her within 2 or 3 weeks and she'll make $100K+.  Just like the Director of Bicycling. 

It's the way we roll.

[BottleRocket 647]

[Cajun 11754]

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I assume you saw her twitter banner pic. Doesn’t even look like the same person. I don’t know how you reconcile that face with that body.

I was looking at the pic in post #30 above.  Major slumpbuster body with a pretty face.  Very Meg Tirrellesque...

[mulletpelini 5216]

He needs Oprah to wipe off that lipstick

[ROFL BOX 6649]

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I mean, "whore" IS a career.  And these days, it seems to be a relatively honorable one.

"Whore"... "Politician"... what's the difference?

[After irth 1245]

The fact that stories like this aren’t even surprising anymore is a bad sign.....

There aren’t enough shakes of the head or WTFs that can explain or justify just how goddam stupid the world has become. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19443]

9 hours ago, Cajun said:

I was looking at the pic in post #30 above.  Major slumpbuster body with a pretty face.  Very Meg Tirrellesque...

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinkin man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

[After irth 1245]

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinkin man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

Agreed!  I've been in that trap for 9 years now.  Not exactly struggling, though.

[Brisketexan 105465]

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinkin man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

Yeah....I'd still give ole Meg a call.  How YOU doin?

[ABSR 5325]

On 7/16/2020 at 9:30 AM, Brisketexan said:

Well, I mean, "whore" IS a career.  And these days, it seems to be a relatively honorable  popular one.

Fixed it.

This should say scratching post.  "Keep her off the scratching post."

Edited July 17, 2020 by ABSR