Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

Continuing to toss $$$ at OOS 5*'s.  5* CB from Alabama visiting this weekend.

https://247sports.com/Player/Tony-Mitchell-46080231/

[fattyflattie 4639]

On 1/19/2022 at 2:49 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Continuing to toss $$$ at OOS 5*'s.  5* CB from Alabama visiting this weekend.

https://247sports.com/Player/Tony-Mitchell-46080231/

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  

[billfromlaketravis 11445]

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  

If Bama loses him to Aggy, Hank South’s explanation will be interesting. 

[HoustonHorn 1062]

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  

Not yet. Needs at least one more full recruiting cycle to really get the money going. They've got this train running straight off a cliff. Money's going to get bigger and costlier. More 2nd and 3rd money grabs by recruits, more Eric Dickersons, and way more pissing off everyone in the SEC to the point they make a big enough stink about it either the NCAA or SEC has to step in.

They aren't stopping this train now. It's going to be fun to watch it fall apart. They'll be the most despised team in the SEC after leaking the news about UT/OU, forfeiting like pussies, and now running up the prices for recruits for everybody. Sad really, since they are the most SEC SEC SEC school.

Recruits will bail, players will portal. Jimbo walks into the sunset with his $100M leaving A&M in shambles.

Longhorns join the SEC.

SEC boots A&M.

Insert [Randolph Duke-generated] entire Texas A&M system collapse.

Remaining assets purchased by the University of Phoenix.

Wait, what were we talking about?

[RollingPresidential 632]

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  

Then we should pay up too!

[SydneyCarton 48054]

48 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Then we should pay up too!

When you’re done at the Indian Pharmacy, we’d love for you to open up your checkbook and help out with player NIL.  I can point you to a number of places where your money can go, starting with Burnt Ends. Horns With Heart is another option, can I put you down for a 100k commitment?

No?  Oh, I see you were just spouting internet platitudes. 

[RollingPresidential 632]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

When you’re done at the Indian Pharmacy, we’d love for you to open up your checkbook and help out with player NIL.  I can point you to a number of places where your money can go, starting with Burnt Ends. Horns With Heart is another option, can I put you down for a 100k commitment?

No?  Oh, I see you were just spouting internet platitudes. 

Done. Had been meaning to sign up. Thanks for the prompt.

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

Is Addazio more in line with Jimbo on OL takes?  Back to cubes?

[EZ$ 2102]

53 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is Addazio more in line with Jimbo on OL takes?  Back to cubes?

5-star, out-of-state cubes. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

David Hicks visiting this weekend.  Visited OU last weekend.  Also, #3 player nationally from Georgia.  More $$$ being passed around.

https://247sports.com/Player/Lebbeus-Overton-46103456/

[HenryJames 66034]

Overton’s dad played at OU, was an associate AD at A&M for a decade, and then was an associate AD at Bama for 4-5 years.

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

Talk on SEC Rant is this guy is going to reclassify to the 2022 class and enroll somewhere in June.

https://247sports.com/Player/Lebbeus-Overton-46103456/

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Jimbo's pullover doesn't even have an A&M logo on it...also his thumb is incredibly disconcerting

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4767]

19 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Jimbo's pullover doesn't even have an A&M logo on it...also his thumb is incredibly disconcerting

 

Peyronie’s …

[HenryJames 66034]

Fuck does his thumb have a right angle?

[HenryJames 66034]

[Harvdog 2287]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

I guess that is how it looks while you sit on it watching your old get worked. 

[BrewmanTX 76]

I guess that is how it looks while you sit on it watching your old get worked. 

What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??


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[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

6 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??


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I'll have you know that Seiko makes an underrated watch, sir.

[fattyflattie 4639]

12 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??


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Rolex presidential. 

[Schulz2.0 28951]

16 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:

What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??

A Casio.

[UTEE97 3507]

Cross posting this from the football forum. Eric Dickerson admits to A&M reimbursing his grandmother for the Trans AM. 

https://www.si.com/.amp/extra-mustard/2022/01/19/eric-dickerson-origin-legendary-gold-trans-am

 

[Getafix 28546]

 

Holstein visiting Bama.

 

 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

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Edited February 11, 2022 by Big Woodrows

[Bevo14 8303]

On 1/29/2022 at 7:36 PM, HenryJames said:

They're going to need to update the gig em logo

[texifornia 56852]

That's the aggy we know and love tolerate coexist with. A+ Friday news dump timing, too.

 

Edited February 11, 2022 by texifornia

[Hank_Hill 18789]

They deserve it for being named The Battalion. Fucking goobers.

[Hornlover 8827]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's the aggy we know and love tolerate coexist with. A+ Friday news dump timing, too.

 

I'm surprised they'd want the Battalion to become an Official University Media Outlet, when TexAgs is already functioning in that manner.

[The Gimp 346]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

That's the aggy we know and love tolerate coexist with. A+ Friday news dump timing, too.

 

Who did they criticize?  Sully? Sharp?  Jimbo?

[Foosters 17820]

I think they published a Randolph Duke piece in the opinion section

[Gidnik 3268]

Guess all that money they spent on this years recruiting class had to come from somewhere. 

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

I presume there has to be some alum of the paper who would happily endow the paper in perpetuity. I feel like these threats rarely work out.

[Leanderman 2275]

Asking for a friend, does dumbo have an ATM Machine in his office?

[texifornia 56852]

 

 

[Baconboy 135]

13 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Who did they criticize?  Sully? Sharp?  Jimbo?

Earlier this year they wrote an article that questioned the authenticity of the story of the 12th man:

https://www.thebatt.com/life-arts/12th-man-rewritten/article_8b1b8a32-5928-11ec-bf3c-8b8c15dc9b22.html

[Gidnik 3268]

Lol apparently they printed pictures of someone hosing down a sidewalk after someone jumped off a building committing suicide

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Lol apparently they printed pictures of someone hosing down a sidewalk after someone jumped off a building committing suicide

Why the 'Lol' in your post?

[Tex-19 2872]

Why is this newspaper thing hitting so many sports accounts like Mandel and RedditCFB?

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

On 1/29/2022 at 6:36 PM, HenryJames said:

Haha I was just about to post the same thing. You know what they say about small crooked thumbs. 

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

He has peyriones disease of the thumb.

[texifornia 56852]

3 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Why is this newspaper thing hitting so many sports accounts like Mandel and RedditCFB?

a) Sports journalists care about student newspapers for what should be pretty obvious reasons. It's where a lot of them got their start.

b) It couldn't fit in more perfectly with aggy's national image.

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Jimbo is at UFC 271 this evening

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Never forget they consider themselves "The Harvard on the Brazos".

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

On 2/12/2022 at 11:15 AM, Baconboy said:

Earlier this year they wrote an article that questioned the authenticity of the story of the 12th man:

https://www.thebatt.com/life-arts/12th-man-rewritten/article_8b1b8a32-5928-11ec-bf3c-8b8c15dc9b22.html

aggy "leadership" has an agenda....and under no circumstance are they going to let the truth get in the way of their objectives..."you vill do vhat i say"!

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

On 2/12/2022 at 2:26 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

He has peyriones disease of the thumb.

You mean...PDT?

[D3zii 3675]

Oh trust me we know. . . 💰💰💰💰

 

Whata-burger bag confirmed 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Oh trust me we know. . . 💰💰💰💰

 

Whata-burger bag confirmed 

Maybe the Hill matriarch is just a crypto enthusiast?

[texifornia 56852]

Perroni reporting he's "heard rumors about possible issues with Demas." Won't say anything else publicly. 

[Vertigo 20276]

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Perroni reporting he's "heard rumors about possible issues with Demas." Won't say anything else publicly. 

How many 5 star washouts at receiver now? Good luck Evan.

 

 

 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

50 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

How many 5 star washouts at receiver now? Good luck Evan.

 

 

 

Jimbo just needs one more missing piece!