Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[SydneyCarton 48,169]

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Junior Miller?

Mini-Baller, imo. Who, if memory serves, considered people being black as "disagreeing" with her. 

 

[Frank Drebin 5,654]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem

[HtownHorn 14,777]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Wait, so they want the morons that gave Jimbo the worst coaching contract in college football history to have a say in any new coaching hires?

[Bevo 13,601]

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Mini-Baller, imo. Who, if memory serves, considered people being black as "disagreeing" with her. 

 

My main memory is:

I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. 

I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. 

[utee94 15,862]

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

My main memory is:

I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. 

I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. 

Yeah, then he came back like 9 months later and claimed he'd moved to Australia to get away from all us suckas in the USA.  

Seemed really stable.

[WinningIsHard 4,094]

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

My main memory is:

I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. 

I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. 

 

A do what 

[SydneyCarton 48,169]

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

My main memory is:

I think my wife may have fucked us. I requested one fucking thing: don't go to stores and don't go see friends. That's it. Let me go to the stores. Let me take the risk because I can ramp up and be super OCD about this. Well she disobeyed and went to see two friends at their houses over the last 2 weeks and went to Walmart twice. Now she's had two days of feeling cold, sore throat, and overall feeling fatigued and muscle aches. 

I'm scared shitless. Don't feel anything different yet but seriously considering going today to buy a pistol and ammo so if this thing gets really bad for me I can kill myself before the worst symptoms of the pneumonia distress start. If I'm fortunate and don't get sick very badly I'm leaving her as soon as possible and filing for divorce. She showed she can't even put my or her own health and life ahead of her selfish desires to see her friends. That's unforgivable. 

God, I forgot about that guy. Yeah, we were all convinced that he murdered his wife. And I'm still not sure he hasn't. 

[SydneyCarton 48,169]

8 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

 

A do what 

Take it from Kidney: This board is a fount of knowledge, antics, and interesting insight. You should explore it more, and take in all it has to offer. 

Just not the Football board. 

[Ghost of Shag 2,615]

What the fuck is happening here.

[Getafix 28,794]

 

This is about Max Wright.

Wasn't the guy accused of assault?  

Of course Karen finds that funny.

 

 

[utee94 15,862]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

What the fuck is happening here.

Back in March 2020 a surly dude named Junior Miller freaked out about COVID exposure and we suspect he murdered his wife, then possibly moved to Australia.

 

In unrelated news, it's fun watching the ags' teams of mercenaries fall apart.

Edited December 7, 2022 by utee94

[Deej 76,917]

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

God, I forgot about that guy. Yeah, we were all convinced that he murdered his wife. And I'm still not sure he hasn't. 

He murdered her well before he posted that little story. 

[mdleast 8,306]

Wait, so they want the morons that gave Jimbo the worst coaching contract in college football history to have a say in any new coaching hires?

They have a gentlemens’ agreement to that effect…or say they want desperately to believe

[RollingPresidential 633]

Aggie On3 Mod is quitting (dude who made that long post about how everything was fine on IT). Given that TexAgs is effectively an arm of the AD, seems tough to compete against that.

[Okcool 786]

Bobby Taylor at it again. Anyone know what this might mean? Riley? 

 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

6 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Bobby Taylor at it again. Anyone know what this might mean? Riley? 

 

The picture is apparently from the TV show "A.N.T. Farm." So obviously aggys and some others are running with "Ant Hill." 

 

[fattyflattie 4,638]

They going to offer Hill the entire bank, I mean…NIL deal, to come play for them for a year, then portal out next year.   

[theBigHen 365]

So Bobby Taylor went from openly saying he’s leaving the team mid season to play for Deion while having his dad trash the staff and players on instagram to now recruiting Anthony Hill back to CS? How does any of that make sense. 

[theBigHen 365]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

They going to offer Hill the entire bank, I mean…NIL deal, to come play for them for a year, then portal out next year.   

They already did that though so why would he fall for that a second time. Especially when they are bleeding players rn.

[closetojumping 62,863]

I feel like that picture is more about getting Riley than anything else, mostly due to the kid in the purple shirt. I’ve now heard from enough people that it seems like there is real activity with Riley on the OC front, but then again everyone was saying Grimes was a done deal before Thanksgiving so who knows?

[Tex-19 2,885]

Seems strange for a Freshman db to have the scoop on an OC hire before any other rumors which makes me think more likely recruiting related. Not sure who else they're even chasing rn though besides Hill.

If Riley goes there, can only assume it's an insane amount of money, like $3mm/year

[Deej 76,917]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like that picture is more about getting Riley than anything else, mostly due to the kid in the purple shirt. I’ve now heard from enough people that it seems like there is real activity with Riley on the OC front, but then again everyone was saying Grimes was a done deal before Thanksgiving so who knows?

It's going to be hilarious when Riley's offense is looking suspiciously like Jimbo's offense. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,356]

Would love for Riley to be named aggy OC .... and then be poached by a G5 program to become HC before actually signing with aggy.

[nnm 36,629]

Kenny Hill is an “offensive quality coach” at Cal. During GP’s tenure he worked himself up to QB coach at TCU. Give him a call, aggy. 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Hill_(quarterback)#:~:text=Kenneth Wade Hill%2C Jr.,Aggies and TCU Horned Frogs.

[OB3 3,629]

1 hour ago, Okcool said:

Bobby Taylor at it again. Anyone know what this might mean? Riley? 

 

https://www.on3.com/db/dj-lagway-34744/
This guy announces his commitment at 3 today, his school colors are purple and I think they’ve been the leader for him the whole time.

NVM, was fong’d to Florida yesterday. 

Edited December 7, 2022 by OB3

[TXRed 3,291]

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

https://www.on3.com/db/dj-lagway-34744/
This guy announces his commitment at 3 today, his school colors are purple and I think they’ve been the leader for him the whole time.

He was fong’d to Florida yesterday, so that would be a surprise. 

[SydneyCarton 48,169]

18 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Seems strange for a Freshman db to have the scoop on an OC hire before any other rumors which makes me think more likely recruiting related. Not sure who else they're even chasing rn though besides Hill.

If Riley goes there, can only assume it's an insane amount of money, like $3mm/year

I dunno, if the team is hemorrhaging half as much as it appears, it wouldn't shock me if Jimbo told players the new OC hire in an effort to create positive momentum...away from the portal. 

[Tex Pete 20,475]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I dunno, if the team is hemorrhaging half as much as it appears, it wouldn't shock me if Jimbo told players the new OC hire in an effort to create positive momentum...away from the portal. 

Are there any current OCs who have killed a player? It worked for their defensive recruiting last year. I mean, everyone was committed before Durkin was even hired. Like magic.

[ATXhorn17 1,629]

32 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Seems strange for a Freshman db to have the scoop on an OC hire before any other rumors which makes me think more likely recruiting related. Not sure who else they're even chasing rn though besides Hill.

Yeah... I won't believe Anthony Hill is coming to Texas until he signs. A&M is desperate and will do anything to avoid losing that head-to-head for the sake of perception.

[hook me 2,103]

1 hour ago, Okcool said:

Bobby Taylor at it again. Anyone know what this might mean? Riley? 

 

Maybe he's finally breaking into the sunflower seed NIL. Or possibly he's now the new starting LB since they have literally no one else & that's the face he's going to make when getting trucked by a RB?

or both?

[TXRed 3,291]

54 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

So Bobby Taylor went from openly saying he’s leaving the team mid season to play for Deion while having his dad trash the staff and players on instagram to now recruiting Anthony Hill back to CS? How does any of that make sense. 

I guess Deion said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

Edited December 7, 2022 by TXRed

[Tex-19 2,885]

38 minutes ago, OB3 said:

https://www.on3.com/db/dj-lagway-34744/
This guy announces his commitment at 3 today, his school colors are purple and I think they’ve been the leader for him the whole time.

NVM, was fong’d to Florida yesterday. 

Yeah all the CBs are Florida but that didn't stop them from swiping Hicks so you never know.

Other possibilities: Ruben Owens, Collin Simmons (unlikely but posted hourglasses yesterday), or some other recruit

[SarkAfterDark 1,694]

21 minutes ago, TXRed said:

I guess Deion said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”

I think it's more likely his parents saw business opportunity in Jackson, MS that they probably don't see in Boulder, CO, so they aren't going to force him to go there.

[Revolution512 1,495]

Is Deion in the business of recruiting shitty CBs? What the fuck would he want with Taylor?

[FreeHorn 1,307]

23 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Is Deion in the business of recruiting shitty CBs? What the fuck would he want with Taylor?

Bobby can/could play at Jackson State and be successful at that level so him transferring there made sense. There will be better options in the portal for Deion at Colorado. 

[closetojumping 62,863]

14 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Bobby can/could play at Jackson State and be successful at that level so him transferring there made sense. There will be better options in the portal for Deion at Colorado. 

Whoever is proven and talented will be needing a metric fuckton of NIL money from CU to go there, or they'll be going there out of the sheer kindness of their hearts. A school, not Texas, went after Chappell at ATM and ATM matched for a ridiculous sum. That dude projects as a day one pick apparently.

The other school might be one of the most well-heeled, but the true ballers will be getting 6 figures. CU has zero NIL infrastructure. So either Deion has already found a benevolent Daddy Warbucks CU backer, or things are going to be harder than everyone else is thinking. I'm interested to see if Hunter follows him to CU because he could land $250k+ anywhere else.

[RomaVicta 30,016]

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Seems strange for a Freshman db to have the scoop on an OC hire before any other rumors which makes me think more likely recruiting related. Not sure who else they're even chasing rn though besides Hill.

If Riley goes there, can only assume it's an insane amount of money, like $3mm/year

Which the Aggies will celebrate as both showing how rich they are and proving every coach wants to be part of the team waking the sleeping giant.

Why'd you have to pay him so much?

Because we're rich!

That's the only way you could attract a good coach to College Station?

Nah, he loves it here and will never want to leave.

Then why did you have to pay him so much?

Because we're rich! You're kinda a slow, ain't ya?

 

[Hookem2147 21,355]

Hahaha Gerry Hamilton said he's hearing Rueben Owens to A&M smoke. So damn predictable.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Hookem2147

[utexas8 1,468]

Whoever is proven and talented will be needing a metric fuckton of NIL money from CU to go there, or they'll be going there out of the sheer kindness of their hearts. A school, not Texas, went after Chappell at ATM and ATM matched for a ridiculous sum. That dude projects as a day one pick apparently.
The other school might be one of the most well-heeled, but the true ballers will be getting 6 figures. CU has zero NIL infrastructure. So either Deion has already found a benevolent Daddy Warbucks CU backer, or things are going to be harder than everyone else is thinking. I'm interested to see if Hunter follows him to CU because he could land $250k+ anywhere else.

If they are throwing that money at him they are definitely matching weigman and Stewart.

Those guys aren’t going anywhere.

[fattyflattie 4,638]

14 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Hahaha Gerry Hamilton said he's hearing Rueben Owens to A&M smoke. So damn predictable.

Have seen people mention Owens as a head case. Any of that legit or just sour grapes after he bailed? 

[texifornia 57,096]

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Have seen people mention Owens as a head case. Any of that legit or just sour grapes after he bailed? 

Without getting into questionably public family drama, yeah it's legit. Probably would have been better for him to go to school outside of Texas.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

10 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Have seen people mention Owens as a head case. Any of that legit or just sour grapes after he bailed? 

Not sure he's a head case but there's been rumblings bout his dad having his hand out 

[RGBIII 22,840]

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Whoever is proven and talented will be needing a metric fuckton of NIL money from CU to go there, or they'll be going there out of the sheer kindness of their hearts. A school, not Texas, went after Chappell at ATM and ATM matched for a ridiculous sum. That dude projects as a day one pick apparently.

The other school might be one of the most well-heeled, but the true ballers will be getting 6 figures. CU has zero NIL infrastructure. So either Deion has already found a benevolent Daddy Warbucks CU backer, or things are going to be harder than everyone else is thinking. I'm interested to see if Hunter follows him to CU because he could land $250k+ anywhere else.

I think the Hunter thing may prove truly hilarious. I am sure he gave assurances to Deion all year that he will follow him wherever. Lets see if thats still the case when he hits the portal and has to turn down extreme NIL money from someone crazy, compared to the peanuts that Colorado will offer

[Hiphopopotamos 20,888]

Is Barstool still bankrolling Deion?   If so, they'll have money to burn.

[HtownHorn 14,777]

16 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Have seen people mention Owens as a head case. Any of that legit or just sour grapes after he bailed? 

The list of HS prospects that have multiple decommits that busted in college is long and distinguished. 

[Tex-19 2,885]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is Barstool still bankrolling Deion?   If so, they'll have money to burn.

I don't think that was real. And Barstool wouldn't get anything out of funding CU Football

[Gil Bang 26,015]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Mini-Baller, imo. Who, if memory serves, considered people being black as "disagreeing" with her. 

 

Of all the vile cunts who have posted on these boards, that cunt is the absolute worst.

[RGBIII 22,840]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is Barstool still bankrolling Deion?   If so, they'll have money to burn.

That was fake. Barstool is a vice company (Owned by Penn Gaming) so many of those NIL deals were cancelled via compliance

[closetojumping 62,863]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is Barstool still bankrolling Deion?   If so, they'll have money to burn.

One thing I am discovering in the world of NIL is that no one has money to burn. Maybe Oregon, I guess. We are in an ongoing street fight to keep up with everything and it is hard as hell. Does Barstool have $12-$15M per year to support Deion's program? That's where we're at in terms of the top tier. That is a lot of fucking money to just be handing over to guys in the portal, to keep guys out of the portal, and to 17-19 year old recruits. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,597]

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

school, not Texas, went after Chappell at ATM and ATM matched for a ridiculous sum. 

The disappointing thing to me here is that they were able to keep him by simply matching.  I’d have liked to believe that there was a 20% nuisance fee over and above market to stay there. 

Edited December 7, 2022 by Pato del Muerto