Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[The Dog 44072]

 

[texifornia 57033]

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

 

[Rickylovesweed 14532]

 

[HenryJames 66135]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

 

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

1 covid conference championship and 0 playoff victories in the FCS being unprecedented heights is a sad spin even for Billy

[NoName 16364]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

"unprecedented heights"

Missouri State went 5-6 overall and 3-5 in conference this year, finishing 8th in conference. they did get a covid championship 2 years ago and made the playoffs in 20 and 21 but lost in first round

Edited December 9, 2022 by NoName

[RGBIII 22840]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

"Unprecedented heights"....my dude, they went 5-6 this year, averaged 27ppg which was good enough for #57 in the nation

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Edited December 9, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

Just now, RGBIII said:

"Unprecedented heights"....my dude, they went 5-6 this year, averaged 27ppg which was good enough for #57 in the nation

That statement right there tells us this thing is wrapped up in a bow. No reason to spin that hard without him being the guy already

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

I think the Aggies are secretly trying to kill all of us via schadenfreude overdose.

[Rickylovesweed 14532]

That's peak Liucci spin. He's also trying to set up the narrative that Petrino was actually their top choice. What a con man. 

[Deej 76858]

[texifornia 57033]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I think the Aggies are secretly trying to kill all of us via schadenfreude overdose.

They're already killing the shaggy server

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is that a parody account?  Missouri St is 5-6 this year and lost in the first round of the FCS playoffs the two previous years. 

To be fair they do have a history of hiring away head coaches with a 5-6 record

[Sabalo 997]

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Are the aggy screenshots about briles' time at baylor saved? It would be nice to pulled them back up if they do hire him and before they are erased from the aggy boards, the way all the jimbo fsu screenshots were.

Can someone search Briles name on Texags? If he's the guy those posts are probably already gone.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

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[Doc Daneeka 6769]

29 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

1 covid conference championship and 0 playoff victories in the FCS being unprecedented heights is a sad spin even for Billy

Maybe he meant “unprecedented” relative to A&M in the SEC?

[elguapo 4586]

[Bevo14 8355]

Petrino is a good offensive mind but he also has an offensive mind.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

"Leading Missouri State to unprecedented heights" - Nice spin Looch

Edited December 9, 2022 by BurntOrangeCrush

[TheMailBox357 213]

Gerry Hamilton has put in a RPM for TCU to filp Jayvon Thomas from Aggy.

[RomaVicta 29949]

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

1 covid conference championship and 0 playoff victories in the FCS being unprecedented heights is a sad spin even for Billy

Yeah, and only 3 games where he scored more than 30 points in a 5-6 season.

I think Jimbo is looking for someone to commiserate with. Or a twin.

Hang dai.

Edited December 9, 2022 by RomaVicta

[SarkAfterDark 1693]

Please, please let Weigman enter the transfer portal as a result. What are they going to sell him? He'll be the next Lamar Jackson? If it was my kid we would be taking offers right now.

[satyanash 14568]

17 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Gerry Hamilton has put in a RPM for TCU to filp Jayvon Thomas from Aggy.

Was Thomas the CB we were hoping to flip? Or Bravion Rogers?

[texifornia 57033]

Just now, satyanash said:

Was Thomas the CB we were hoping to flip? Or Bravion Rogers?

Thomas. Rogers was flirting with LSU.

[Tex Pete 20409]

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So the word is that Grimes wanted autonomy in writing. Nixed. Riley said no thank you while leveraging them for a raise. Longo's agent used their interest to get an aggressive deal done elsewhere. 

Who else would be an inspired hire? Who would go there?

If my sources in Nebraska are correct, and she...I mean they are really closely connected to Jimbo, I am hearing the magic man will be Brian Ferentz.

He's busy waving at kids in a hospital right now, but he'd be a perfect fit in College Station. He spent a little time learning under Greg "The Man" Davis in Iowa City and he's added his own twists to the Sidewinder Offense. Ferentz calls his offense "Two Yards and a Cloud of Dust," but sometimes the Hawkeyes even pick up 3 yards. This move will really shake things up in Aggieland. The SEC West better take notice.

[Michael Knight 12989]

36 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Was Thomas the CB we were hoping to flip? Or Bravion Rogers?

Rogers, Thomas was never mentioned by anyone except Surly as someone we should go after

[Atticus 3978]

1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Please, please let Weigman enter the transfer portal as a result. What are they going to sell him? He'll be the next Lamar Jackson? If it was my kid we would be taking offers right now.

Bobby Petrino has definitely has some bonafides when it comes to QB development. Guys like Brian Brohm, Tyler Wilson, Ryan Mallett, and Lamar Jackson immediately come to mind.

He's just a lying scumbag and you can't even trust him as far as you can throw him.

Edited December 9, 2022 by Atticus

[Deej 76858]

Perfect fit for aggy, then.

[TheMailBox357 213]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Gerry Hamilton has put in a RPM for TCU to filp Jayvon Thomas from Aggy.

 

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Was Thomas the CB we were hoping to flip? Or Bravion Rogers?

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Thomas. Rogers was flirting with LSU.

 

51 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Rogers, Thomas was never mentioned by anyone except Surly as someone we should go after

I remember in the Spring or Summer that Bruh Man was saying that Jayvon Thomas was the superior SOC DB over Malik Muhammad. And that he was jealous that Aggy got Thomas & felt meh about Muhammad as a prospect.

God damn that turned out to be such a bad take from him. LOL!

Edited December 9, 2022 by TheMailBox357

[BornAndRaised 12301]

4 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

God damn that turned out to be such a bad take from him.

Not that uncommon it seems.

[bizzle 1153]

i am headed to get very, very drunk

[Hmbre97 6325]

i am headed to get very, very drunk

You taking your motorcycle?

[Dondrysdale1 363]

I am waiting for the “it was chad morris all along” from liucci post.

[Vertigo 20298]

7 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

14 minutes ago, bizzle said:

i am headed to get very, very drunk

You taking your motorcycle?

He left it at Karen's

[Fletch 5800]

36 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

I remember in the Spring or Summer that Bruh Man was saying that Jayvon Thomas was the superior SOC DB over Malik Muhammad. And that he was jealous that Aggy got Thomas & felt meh about Muhammad as a prospect.

God damn that turned out to be such a bad take from him. LOL!

Where is that mother fucker? Would love to get his thoughts on the juggernaut Jimbo is building 

[Hmbre97 6325]

double post

[Vertigo 20298]

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Where is that mother fucker? Would love to get his thoughts on the juggernaut Jimbo is building 

I am sure he has slinked back over to Texags to his original Daddy98 handle. 

[Tree Fidy 1174]

49 minutes ago, bizzle said:

i am headed to get very, very drunk

So we should expect a 10-2 or 11-1 prediction before midnight?

[MontereyMX 869]

33 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Where is that mother fucker? Would love to get his thoughts on the juggernaut Jimbo is building 

its mutha fucka

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

I get it now. Jimbo's going Tom Herman but in reverse. He's bringing in Petrino to be his Zach Smith. Rekindle their younger days. Hit up strip clubs. Do blow off their tits. Except the stripper is KKL.....

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1267]

8 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

They are going to have a coaching staff full of college footballs biggest assholes.  Petrino, Durkin, and Addazio?  A virtual cornucopia of assholes.

Can someone please photoshop a Mt. Rushmore with Jimbo, Addazio, Durkin, and Petrino?

Just epic if it happens. 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Calling it now, Bobby Petrino will be the Aggie head coach in 2024. Then he will be fired in 2025 after a scandalous incident involving 2 sheep and a fan boat. 

Edited December 10, 2022 by Hank Scorpio

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

i am headed to get very, very drunk

[Deej 76858]

I'm thinking Bobby Petrino's name was thrown out there to make aggy feel better about the slightly less shitty hire that's about to happen. 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

The only real reason looch would have a candidate that he couldn’t name and not be lying about it is art briles, so it gets done before the shitstorm. 

[Fletch 5800]

1 hour ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

its mutha fucka

Username and whatnot.......

[turtlepond 176]

Aggy “code” doesn’t say shit about covering up an embedded rape culture, so maybe art really is their guy…

[Elmer_Fudd 22305]

Will this hire speed up Evan Stewart on entering the transfer portal?