Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

With a kid wearing a wreath of confectionary chains that would give Mr. T simultaneous cases of FOMO and diabetes, and finding out that Alabama is full of eateries by the name of Bojangles, this page fucking slays, holy shit. 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

Jimbo today: 

[NoName 16350]

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

This kid rules, he was never going to College Station

he just can't find a ride to Auburn, that's all. late notice, his ride had car trouble!

[UDontKnow 10439]

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Jimbo today: 

 

Dunno Burt. Fettuccine seems too classy for aggy.

Their carbo-loading looks more like:

[OB3 3608]

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

[Wishbone 4759]

🤘🏻 If I do I’ll let you know soon. I’m out running down stuff for Christmas.

[NoName 16350]

9 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

Edited December 21, 2022 by NoName

[texifornia 56862]

7 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

aw poor bb

[SydneyCarton 48054]

9 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

Actually, the rules are pretty clear outside of the tampering. The reality is that short fuck is lost when everyone is on a level playing field. 

[NoName 16350]

I can't believe Jimbo didn't use this line

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

13 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

This idiot.... So much tampering once you're in the portal? He really doesn't get it.

He thinks if he gets enough buzz words into his incoherent, run-on sentences it makes him look smart.

Edited December 21, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'

[MonkeyDoughnut 10227]

Tough to understate the "excitement" of signing with 8-4.

[Dbeasy 15042]

1 hour ago, Plorant said:

“TJ going for that aggy law degree”

This comparison has quite a bit of truth to it. Aggie will end up being very disappointed with Shanahan I predict. 

[satyanash 14473]

42 minutes ago, OB3 said:

[Pimphand 5733]

Does anyone have a bread summary update? Is Hicks still unsigned?

[SHOOTER12 8800]

50 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Dunno Burt. Fettuccine seems too classy for aggy.

Their carbo-loading looks more like:

...with Franco-American canned spaghetti.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Does anyone have a bread summary update? Is Hicks still unsigned?

He is signing on Friday

[NoName 16350]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

He is signing on Friday

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

Edited December 21, 2022 by NoName

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

58 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

He's just mad because the LB they tampered with decided to go to USC instead.  Jimbo got cucked by Little Lincoln

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

If it's a weird decision then it definitely sounds like A&M will be his choice.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

Not sure why. The aggy 247 site just said he was announcing on Friday 

[Pimphand 5733]

16 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

 

[Duval Street 420]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Bojangles is awesome.  Ate a lot there during my time in North Carolina.

Those hash brown/tater tot things are incredible, no one else comes close.

[texifornia 56862]

aggy signed their commits and grabbed Micah Tease out of Tulsa. Good DB who wants to try WR.

https://247sports.com/player/micah-tease-46114590/

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

If Hicks is “announcing” Friday I’ll assume it isn’t Aggie because he is already committed to them so no need to announce.

[Vermin 3043]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy signed their commits and grabbed Micah Tease out of Tulsa. Good DB who wants to try WR.

https://247sports.com/player/micah-tease-46114590/

From #1 class of all time to flipping commits from losing AAC programs.

[texifornia 56862]

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

From #1 class of all time to flipping commits from losing AAC programs.

He was committed to Arkansas, he's just from the city of Tulsa.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

He was committed to Arkansas, he's just from the city of Tulsa.

It may not be “factual” but I’ll co-sign that as a description of Arkansas as well.

[HtownHorn 14663]

43 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

Wants to assess the lay of the land from a bag perspective. Oregon may be willing to give a bigger bag, since that approach worked well today.

Edited December 21, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Wulaw Horn 19065]

Announcing on Friday gives him an opportunity to shake aggy down for more money. 

[Hook1997 5351]

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

[closetojumping 62552]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

Are there some mystery recruits you're expecting them to land in order to jump 5 spots?

[texifornia 56862]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

Eh, it's tiny when they need numbers, and inflated by having Hicks and Owens at the top. Hopefully Oregon ponies up for Hicks.

Either way, shocked Bisontis stuck. He and Addazio must be on the same dickhead wavelength.

[Fud 9551]

[closetojumping 62552]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

It really does look like he's angling to elevate Craig to OC and just keep doing whatever the fuck he wants.

[Goodman 3273]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It really does look like he's angling to elevate Craig to OC and just keep doing whatever the fuck he wants.

[Vermin 3043]

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

Yea but when you lose 24 recruits per year to the portal, it's all imaginary.

[Texas Wahoo 3389]

2 hours ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

Compare that to:

 

 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

aggy elevating Craig to OC and then filling up on bread in this '23 class is almost too good to be true. 

 

[Huckleberry 32848]

4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Compare that to:

 

 

Oh man, that is some premium shit talking. Perfect way to throw shade at Fisher, who if he has one thing in common with the A&M culture it's little brother syndrome and insecurity.

[Getafix 28559]

 

Pretty brutal when you ask the question this bluntly.

Aggie 247.

 

(It's 48 - 60 if you add TEs, but they got Platt yesterday - but the question's still valid.)

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

33 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

There's very little left other than bread. Who are you expecting them to add in order to jump 5 spots? 

[Hook1997 5351]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

There's very little left other than bread. Who are you expecting them to add in order to jump 5 spots? 

Hicks and some straggling 4 stars before late period would probably do it, they have plenty of roster space now.  I get they have lots to fill and won’t be reloaded but 16-25 just would have a chefs kiss after their season and people bailing. 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Hook1997

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Hicks and some straggling 4 stars before late period would probably do it, they have plenty of roster space now.  I get they have lots to fill and won’t be reloaded but 16-25 just would have a chefs kiss after their season and people bailing. 

Hicks is already committed to them. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

Hicks is already included in their class calculations. They aren't moving up in the rankings if he signs. 

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

39 minutes ago, Fud said:

Aggy is so screwed and Bilbo's on dope

[Gut Wagon 8065]

9 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Harvard on the Brazos

So Harvdog is Reveille? Clever. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

How is TJ Shanahan still ranked as the #22 overall recruit on rivals when almost every big program passed on him? This seems really bad even for rivals. 

[Wiler77 1566]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

 

Because if there is one thing that goes through my mind watching a Mike Leach (RIP) offense vs. Jimbo, it's "yep, those are the same."

[Deej 76754]

Dead Mike Leach is a better coach than Jimbo.