Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[Elmer_Fudd 22222]

So the BMD's/boosters are calling the shots and doing exactly what they always accuse Texas of doing.

[Rholl 218]

Storming the field for 5 wins…. low bar in aggyland!

[Chopper 17235]

Just now, Rholl said:

Storming the field for 5 wins…. low bar in aggyland!

To yells of "JIMBO WE'RE SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY WHEN WE CALLED YOU AN INCOMPETENT FUCK WHO SHOULD BE FIRED! We didn't mean it!!!"

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

9 minutes ago, Rholl said:

Storming the field for 5 wins…. low bar in aggyland!

Low bar? This is who aggy is. Storming the field after a 5-7 season perfectly summarizes aggy. 

 

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Low bar? This is who aggy is. Storming the field after a 5-7 season perfectly summarizes aggy. 

 

Yeah, to find that bar you’ll need a metal detector and a shovel.

[Harvdog 2288]

Aggie just eagled the 18th hole for a 114 and the gallery stormed the green.  Only in College Station 

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

22 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Aggie just eagled the 18th hole for a 114 and the gallery stormed the green.  Only in College Station 

They were talking about doing a parade for the NIT last year in men's basketball if they won. Sometimes I'm honestly amazed at their antics. I can't believe these are real people. 

 

[Skipper 6135]

This is great.   These morons will somehow convince themselves they are on the right trajectory.   Rushing the field 5-7.  I'm at an absolute loss.

[Orange&White 5528]

This seems like a huge win. Like the type of win that should be commemorated on a cup. Extend Jimbo NOW!

[Viper 12109]

Aggy rushing the field

[MontereyMX 869]

7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

think jimbo was confirming his new extension with Bjork after the game?

where has his little icey hotza stuntza punk ass kid been?

[Harvdog 2288]

7 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They were talking about doing a parade for the NIT last year in men's basketball if they won. Sometimes I'm honestly amazed at their antics. I can't believe these are real people. 

 

I was fucking with my Aggie friends last night and they are all on the same page, Jimbo has figured it out and they are on the right path.  They literally ALL think this.  When I brought storming the hallowed grass at Kyle Field they all said “why not? It’s been a long season and the fans deserved that!”   
 

I asked them how many times have Alabama fans rushed the field?  Texas?  Ohio State?  It must be something that non-blue blood programs do because if you have been there, you don’t do it..

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

The best thing for us would be Elijah Robinson going away from A&M

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

7 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They were talking about doing a parade for the NIT last year in men's basketball if they won. Sometimes I'm honestly amazed at their antics. I can't believe these are real people. 

 

They did a participation ring for make the CWS, not even the final 

[horn4life 3760]

Fuck I LOVE this Aggie victory.  Because it truly has provided Aggies Hope!

 

And without hope, bone crushing disappointment cannot follow.  I'll give up a little lift for the Aggies, with huge gulp of disappointment for LSU, for the future of an October full of WTF and Aggie tears.  Hope... will being us sweet Aggie tears.

[kevwun 15788]

Yeah, it takes LSU down a peg and keeps them out of the playoffs and lets Jimbo think his offense still works.  Which will set up a nice fight next year between whatever OC they money whip and Jimbo.

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

A couple of things come to mind. 

1. I had no idea Bjork was that short

2. I would have had mad respect for the 12th Man rushing the field after UMASS to send an ironic message in a perfectly aggy way that would have hit their aggy soft underbelly

3. Prime and Urban will need to update the dates on the cover letters of their resumes. 

4. That Oregon OC seems like he's going to ASU, so he won't be considered even as 'assistant OC' 

5. Somehow this '5-7 with a loss to Appalachian State' will be far superior to Sarks '5-7 with a loss to Kansas' ALL OFF SEASON

6. Luicci remains a cunt, but damn sure knows how to fire up subscriptions from the flock. 

[Pimphand 5750]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

I was fucking with my Aggie friends last night and they are all on the same page, Jimbo has figured it out and they are on the right path.  They literally ALL think this.  When I brought storming the hallowed grass at Kyle Field they all said “why not? It’s been a long season and the fans deserved that!”   
 

I asked them how many times have Alabama fans rushed the field?  Texas?  Ohio State?  It must be something that non-blue blood programs do because if you have been there, you don’t do it..

Dont lump us in with Suckeyes

 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

29 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Dont lump us in with Suckeyes

 

It’s only a matter of time before the students hop on the trend and do it. 

[Deej 76791]

11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Jimbo is really digging in during that press conference. I still don't think he's hiring an OC. 

"My way or pay me $86 million."

[Reynolds Woodcock 4740]

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s only a matter of time before the students hop on the trend and do it. 

You bet your ass our students would have rushed the field if we’d beaten bama this year. It’s going to happen in the next few years, and the olds are just going to have to get over it

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

what i haven't seen yet is anyone ask, how the fuck, with the same players, boomhauer was spontaneously able to create this result?

the players have been the same all season - yes injuries blah blah - but the roster has failed spectacularly regardless of who was playing

this was the 2nd-best opponent they've faced

"finally played a great game" doesn't add up either....  spontaneous 100% execution?   after 6 months of coaching, in the 12th game?

corndog were not getting in with 2 losses but had every reason to play hard and win

........

the only thing that makes sense is boomhauer simplified his stack of papers

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what i haven't seen yet is anyone ask, how the fuck, with the same players, boomhauer was spontaneously able to create this result?

the players have been the same all season - yes injuries blah blah - but the roster has failed spectacularly regardless of who was playing

this was the 2nd-best opponent they've faced

"finally played a great game" doesn't add up either....  spontaneous 100% execution?   after 6 months of coaching, in the 12th game?

corndog were not getting in with 2 losses but had every reason to play hard and win

........

the only thing that makes sense is boomhauer simplified his stack of papers

 

I would argue it was just one of those games that Aggy seems to always have once a year against a good team where everything goes right for them and somehow at the same time everything goes wrong for the other team.  It was how they beat Bama last year.  Every bounce, dropped pass, amazing catch seemed to go their way and not the other team's way.  I don't know how to explain it, but it seems to happen for them once a year.  Usually, it's the difference between 7 and 8 wins but this year it's the difference between 4 and 5 wins. 

[Leanderman 2275]

I bet they had two for one specials at the glory holes after the big win?

[texifornia 56961]

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what i haven't seen yet is anyone ask, how the fuck, with the same players, boomhauer was spontaneously able to create this result?

the players have been the same all season - yes injuries blah blah - but the roster has failed spectacularly regardless of who was playing

this was the 2nd-best opponent they've faced

"finally played a great game" doesn't add up either....  spontaneous 100% execution?   after 6 months of coaching, in the 12th game?

corndog were not getting in with 2 losses but had every reason to play hard and win

........

the only thing that makes sense is boomhauer simplified his stack of papers

 

It's college football. That kind of wild week-to-week variance is part of why we love it.

[Pimphand 5750]

I am pretty content with the result. Gomer hope springs eternal and corndog got a nice dose of reality.

[BornOrange 1441]

Achane was healthy. 38 carries, 215 yards, 5.7 ypc, 2 TD's.

Weigman unconcussed with a full season of practice. 12/18, 155 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT's.

Stewart and others not suspended or on flu vacation.

aggy superbowl.

LSU overlooking aggy anticipating Georgia.

[Lonestar88 4664]

39 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what i haven't seen yet is anyone ask, how the fuck, with the same players, boomhauer was spontaneously able to create this result?

the players have been the same all season - yes injuries blah blah - but the roster has failed spectacularly regardless of who was playing

this was the 2nd-best opponent they've faced

"finally played a great game" doesn't add up either....  spontaneous 100% execution?   after 6 months of coaching, in the 12th game?

corndog were not getting in with 2 losses but had every reason to play hard and win

........

the only thing that makes sense is boomhauer simplified his stack of papers

 

 

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's college football. That kind of wild week-to-week variance is part of why we love it.

The SEC West also just wasn’t that good this year, everyone was beatable.

Look at what happened nonconference, aggy lost at home to App State, Arkansas lost at home to Liberty, Auburn barely squeaked by San Jose St. at home and got absolutely obliterated by Penn State at home, Ole Miss had a close game against Tulsa at home, and LSU lost their only marquee noncon game against FSU in what was essentially a home game for them.

Combine all of that with Alabama not being close to their usual dominant selves and you get a division that is clearly living off of reputation.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

12 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

No idea if this dude has any connections.

As another poster pointed out in the previous page, Brent Z is plugged in. Bjork is almost certainly his source on this. Bjork and Jimbo are pretty tight, so there could be trouble in paradise. 
 

I think Jimbo relents and hires an OC that runs a similar offense, like Grimes. Because the aggys will make his life a living hell if he doesn’t, and because of his close relationship with Bjork. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

As long as everyone is pulling in the same direction they will be fine...

I look forward to Jimbo yelling at his OC on the sidelines and blaming admin/OC during his post games

[Fud 9552]

And Jimbo can make aggies’ life a living hell, all the while getting paid 

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They did a participation ring for make the CWS, not even the final 

It's no surprise they are the most underachieving athletic department in the country. From storming the field after a 5-7 football season, to making cups after a regular season football win, to potentially doing a parade for a NIT championship, to participation rings at the CWS. The list of embarrassing actions is long. 

Being losers is ingrained in who they are. I would be embarrassed if my fanbase stormed the field after a 5-7 season. 

[Fud 9552]

For those of you who spend time on aggy pay sites, any word on which seniors are forgoing their 5th/6th year, and which underclassmen are declaring early for the draft?

[Vermin 3044]

We've seen ourselves how hard it is to get good coordinators for dead-men walking head coaches.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

14 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

So.......on the precipice?

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

Another one from the '22 class. 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22222]

Posters on aggy boards are convincing themselves Stewart aint going anywhere.

[Revolution512 1487]

18 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Another one from the '22 class. 

 

Hilarious he liked and retweeted.

 

 

[cafe society 2871]

[Revolution512 1487]

It’ll be interesting to re-rank the 2022 class after one semester.

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

Strength of schedule according to Sagarin. Texas #3 and A&M #36. 

This won't be talked about enough. The aggys lucked into another really soft schedule because App State, Miami, and Arkansas all were much worse than people expected. 

[bullzak 422]

The LSU game was ideal. Keeps hope alive in CS and keep Jimbo right where he is. Oblivious to how shitty a coach he is and owning ATMs ass financially for the next decade. Its beautiful. 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Yep. The chorus of “he has to be fired no matter the cost” changed to “next year is our year” over the course of 3 hours. It’s amazing. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22222]

App State finished 3-5 in conference play.  They also won one road game on the year.  

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

App State finished 3-5 in conference play.  They also won one road game on the year.  

Which one?

[South Austin 52504]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

App State finished 3-5 in conference play.  They also won one road game on the year.  

Which one?

Edited November 27, 2022 by South Austin
Damn, Chuckie beat me to it.

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yep. The chorus of “he has to be fired no matter the cost” changed to “next year is our year” over the course of 3 hours. It’s amazing. 

They're morons. 

They did the same thing with Buzz Williams last year. Buzz has been terrible at aggy but made a run in the SEC tournament last year and it became next year is our year. Surprise surprise that aggy once again looks mediocre to bad. 

 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

 

[theBigHen 362]

Looooooooooool

[TheAuditor 1036]