Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[Getafix 29459]

 

So, in an article 5 days ago - 

 

Tarp said this:

 

As of now (12/6)

(He means 12/6 for White).

Those three account for 50% of the scholarship LBs listed on their roster.

 

[Sabalo 1008]

5 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Bobby Petrino should request a motorcycle as part of remuneration in his contract. I hear his last motorcycle isn't running so well.

Were those injuries from the motorcycle or the passenger's boyfriend?

[RomaVicta 30606]

 

And the lie is repeated by another Texags  "reporter." These people are pathetic scum pandering to paranoid needledicks with delusions of grandeur. 

And delusions of virtue.

 

 

[Gil Bang 26247]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

There goes their offense. Holy shit did he save their ass in the LSU game. Props to that kid for playing when the smart thing to do would have been sit out. 

[Deej 77853]

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[mannewers 563]

Hilarious that they had convinced themselves there was a chance Achane would come back.

[Deej 77853]

"Texas A&M: Where every year is a rebuilding year."

[BigHornedLurker 2179]

30 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

and like a leaf in the wind, he's gone 

[Laxtonto 13323]

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Can’t hate on the kid. He’s an undersized guy most didn’t think could handle the work load of being a featured back. Good for you Achane! Go get your bag in the NFL kid!

[Vertigo 20500]

32 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Can’t hate on the kid. He’s an undersized guy most didn’t think could handle the work load of being a featured back. Good for you Achane! Go get your bag in the NFL kid!

Really good player, curious where he gets drafted. My guess would be second round?

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

There goes their offense. Holy shit did he save their ass in the LSU game. Props to that kid for playing when the smart thing to do would have been sit out. 

And his reward was 39 carries in a game that was meaningless other than for jimbo’s pride.  It was criminal. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23023]

They may luck into this TE.  Texas kid committed to Stanford, but taking an aggy OV.

https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/

Also, Perroni had an update on Bisontis.  Didn't have many upvotes.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Elmer_Fudd

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

Hearing that Jimbo is showing recruits Surly posts. It’s not really doing anything other than make the recruits sad and wonder how all these lawyers have so much free time. 

[Deej 77853]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Hearing that Jimbo is showing recruits Surly posts. It’s not really doing anything other than make the recruits sad and wonder how all these lawyers have so much free time. 

He wants recruits knowing that he likes watching them fuck his wife? 

I guess that's all he's got. 

And it's not just lawyers.  We have nurses on here making bank. They'll show you their pay stubs, if you don't believe them. 

 

Edited December 7, 2022 by Deej

[Junior Bonner 6593]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Hearing that Jimbo is showing recruits Surly posts. It’s not really doing anything other than make the recruits sad and wonder how all these lawyers have so much free time. 

Recovering attorney, thank you.
 

In my new career (almost 8 years now), I carry a gun and shoot people who disagree with me. My blood pressure and stress levels are better than they’ve ever been. 

[Laxtonto 13323]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Hearing that Jimbo is showing recruits Surly posts. It’s not really doing anything other than make the recruits sad and wonder how all these lawyers have so much free time. 

I doubt he does that because it shows the recruits the difference between the values of the vaunted aggy network and a UT degree.

 

”You see boys, those damn sips in their fancy jobs in their high rises offices making all that money just don’t understand the real world or the common man. What the aggy network allows you to do is get a real job selling insurance in a wonderful place like Katy and get to experience the real joys of life. They sneer at the good life of living in a cookie cutter suburban track home and driving your gently used Lexus to work, but we all know that that is what good living ought to be. So just ignore your chance to really make something of yourself and come to aggyland and embrace your inner mediocrity. As an added bonus I’ll let you guys fuck my wife, as long as you agree to let me watch.”

[Surlian 79]

I'd be ecstatic with Jimbo hiring Longo tbh. Dude sucks 

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Recovering attorney, thank you.
 

In my new career (almost 8 years now), I carry a gun and shoot people who disagree with me. My blood pressure and stress levels are better than they’ve ever been. 

That’s good to know, I’ve been looking into joining the Oathkeepers too. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They may luck into this TE.  Texas kid committed to Stanford, but taking an aggy OV.

https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/

Also, Perroni had an update on Bisontis.  Didn't have many upvotes.

I still read Bisontits every time I see that kids name.

[Junior Bonner 6593]

29 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

That’s good to know, I’ve been looking into joining the Oathkeepers too. 

Well, the second part of that job description, about shooting people, may not be strictly “true.” 

[BurntOrange&White 41939]

If you’re reading this Jimbo, fuck you!

[SimkinsMan 4555]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If you’re reading this Jimbo, fuck you!

Just kidding, little guy. Texas loves you. Keep on keepin' on.

[Zhorn96 1835]

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

I still read Bisontits every time I see that kids name.

can’t imagine why that would be.  Doesn’t look like a Bison Tits at al… goddamit

[Napoleon 8839]

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

I still read Bisontits every time I see that kids name.

 

13 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

can’t imagine why that would be.  Doesn’t look like a Bison Tits at al… goddamit

That’s just disgusting!

Getcher mind outta the udder!

[SHOOTER12 8887]

10 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Still amazed at how classy their departure notices are. 

All the thanks and appreciations when you know in reality they would like to scream "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE  NOW!!!!!"

[campcrunk 2551]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They may luck into this TE.  Texas kid committed to Stanford, but taking an aggy OV.

https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/

Also, Perroni had an update on Bisontis.  Didn't have many upvotes.

I have a hard time believing that anyone smart enough to get accepted by Stanford would ever consider going to the dumpster fire that is aggy football right now (and in perpetuity). Eeven with Shaw gone.

[Hmbre97 6337]

49 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

can’t imagine why that would be.  Doesn’t look like a Bison Tits at al… goddamit

Bisontits only pawn in game of life

[campcrunk 2551]

2 hours ago, Surlian said:

I'd be ecstatic with Jimbo hiring Longo tbh. Dude sucks 

From what I've heard, most UNC fans would be ecstatic too

[Sandbagging Steve 982]

I have decided to trademark "With That Being Said" in order to profit from The Portal.

The US Patent and Trademark Office will just be like "Wtf, there's no monetary value in that catchphrase. Approved!"

At this point, a t-shirt with nothing but With That Being Said on the front would probably do pretty well with college football fans. 

 

[Napoleon 8839]

17 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

At this point, a t-shirt with nothing but With That Being Said on the front would probably do pretty well with college football fans. 

The front has “With That Being Said…”

The back of the t-shirt has all of the aggy players, their positions, and their recruiting star rankings with;

TEXAS A&M 

Winter ‘22/‘23 Portal  Departures

.

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.

.

 

[Vermin 3171]

On3 has aggy dead last in transfer portal rankings.

[SHOOTER12 8887]

28 minutes ago, Vermin said:

On3 has aggy dead last in transfer portal rankings.

Lol, beware, the 50th man cometh....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All over the glory hole.

[Hank_Hill 20060]

They are truly going to be trash for the foreseeable future. There really is zero upside to sell to anyone.

[TBGFL 397]

6 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

can’t imagine why that would be.  Doesn’t look like a Bison Tits at al… goddamit

[Leanderman 2367]

On a bright side, dumbo really can offer almost immediate playing time to any freshman at any position.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

21 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

On a bright side, dumbo really can offer almost immediate playing time to any freshman at any position.

They've been using "we're a young team, just wait for next year" for years now whether it has been true or not.

Jimbo just figured out how to make it true, perpetually.

[Bevo 13900]

9 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

In my new career (almost 8 years now), I carry a gun and shoot people who disagree with me. My blood pressure and stress levels are better than they’ve ever been. 

Junior Miller?

[statsman 5693]

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Still amazed at how classy their departure notices are. 

All the thanks and appreciations when you know in reality they would like to scream "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE  NOW!!!!!"

My (limited) understanding of the process is that the school’s compliance office has to certify the portal entrant/program exiter as academically eligible to transfer? That would explain the “classy” departure messages. It’s one final transaction- kind of like how you behave yourself leaving a job so as to not screw up any severance benefits. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23023]

OL target that was down to aggy and Florida.

 

[NoName 17163]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They may luck into this TE.  Texas kid committed to Stanford, but taking an aggy OV.

https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/https://247sports.com/player/jaden-platt-46113077/

Also, Perroni had an update on Bisontis.  Didn't have many upvotes.

what a spread of thoughts on him:

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

58 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OL target that was down to aggy and Florida.

 

It is going to be truly fascinating to see how the aggy mods try to spin this cycle when it's all done.

It's pretty easy to guess what is actually happening behind the scenes (the $ is staying on the sidelines), but obviously they can't just say that.

How do you spin this kind of disaster at this point in Jimbo's tenure?  Isn't it pretty unprecedented that looch isn't even bothering to release his 44?  Like it has never been this bad?

Maybe this is why they're starting the message board screenshot rumors. YOU POSTERS and damn tu are the real reason why recruiting tanked this year.  Jimbo would've landed another top five class if it wasn't for all your mean internet words.

[texifornia 59023]

 

[WinningIsHard 4171]

8 hours ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I have decided to trademark "With That Being Said" in order to profit from The Portal.

The US Patent and Trademark Office will just be like "Wtf, there's no monetary value in that catchphrase. Approved!"

At this point, a t-shirt with nothing but With That Being Said on the front would probably do pretty well with college football fans. 

 

There's a moron roaming around here that will make that shirt for you, his name rhymes with Kidney Barton. 

[statsman 5693]

So, how do the Ags make pitches to offense guys they want to keep out of the portal, offense guys they want to transfer in and offense recruits, without an offensive coordinator?

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

5 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, how do the Ags make pitches to offense guys they want to keep out of the portal, offense guys they want to transfer in and offense recruits, without an offensive coordinator?

They could do what they did last year with the defensive recruits. Can’t imagine why it wouldn’t work again. 

[BornOrange 1441]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They could do what they did last year with the defensive recruits. Can’t imagine why it wouldn’t work again. 

Their "BMD's" aren't as optimistic as they were last year.

[texifornia 59023]

[NoName 17163]

53 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, how do the Ags make pitches to offense guys they want to keep out of the portal, offense guys they want to transfer in and offense recruits, without an offensive coordinator?

$ame way they did to high $chool recruit$ la$t year when they got a bunch of defen$ive recruit$ while not having a defen$ive coordinator

Edited December 7, 2022 by NoName

[SHOOTER12 8887]

58 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, how do the Ags make pitches to offense guys they want to keep out of the portal, offense guys they want to transfer in and offense recruits, without an offensive coordinator?

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