Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[SamMan 1346]

While reading their rage posts about King over the past two weeks, I remembered that I saved a post I read from those dolts when he was named the starter a few weeks ago:

“It was never a battle. Fisher always knew. Just wanted all the QBs to work off their asses and compete at highest level.”

My first thought was—Weigman gave up a senior year of baseball and possible draft opportunities and Johnson left LSU for a fucking charade? I’ve since been trying to decide which is worse—King being demonstrably better than the other two guys, or Jimbo (and his rotation of nominal qb coaches) being incapable of accurately assessing the capabilities of the guys in that room…Then I realized the ambiguity over where the incompetence resides is the very essence of aggie fandom—it is seemingly undetectable yet somehow omnipresent (them settling on the explanation that “new army not passing it back” is to blame is just the cherry on top). 

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

How many tweets would it take to tweet that rant @ Luicci?  Whoever controls the Jabba account should find out

Hey grandpa there is something called a screenshot, then you can attach the image in its entirety to one tweet.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Hey grandpa there is something called a screenshot, then you can attach the image in its entirety to one tweet.

You’re a message board genius!

[westexhorn 2006]

[South Austin 52127]

26 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

28 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Jimbo laughs

[texifornia 56488]

 

 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

 

[Tex Pete 20165]

23 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Liucci runs around with Ketch.  That is HIS connection.  It's absurd, it's hilarious and he's little bitch.

I bet they fuck. 

[RomaVicta 29775]

3 hours ago, westexhorn said:

 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo laughs

Yep. Jimbo says, "That'sprettygoodandall...I takeout six times as much as that because I know how to win a national championship. Chumpchangeforyou. Millionsfromchumpsfor me."

[RomaVicta 29775]

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I bet they fuck. 

I need one of those Men In Black wands to erase that thought and image.

[CooterBrown 17904]

Yep. Jimbo says, "That'sprettygoodandall...I takeout six times as much as that because I know how to win a national championship. Chumpchangeforyou. Millionsfromchumpsfor me."

Jimbo is Gene Chizik of title winning coaches. Pay a generational QB enough money and have your assistants keep you out of his way.

[Fud 9545]

Anyone with Texags or 247 see anything about some players being suspended for sneaking out of the hotel after curfew last night? I've seen it mentioned on Texas boards, but haven't seen an actual screenshot or c/p

[Okcool 782]

16 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anyone with Texags or 247 see anything about some players being suspended for sneaking out of the hotel after curfew last night? I've seen it mentioned on Texas boards, but haven't seen an actual screenshot or c/p

 

Edited September 17, 2022 by Okcool

[SydneyCarton 47846]

16 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anyone with Texags or 247 see anything about some players being suspended for sneaking out of the hotel after curfew last night? I've seen it mentioned on Texas boards, but haven't seen an actual screenshot or c/p

Yes. lots of smoke.

Edited September 17, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

[Sal 1088]

8 minutes ago, Okcool said:

 

They actually went to Austin to transfer out of that hellhole 

[Gil Bang 25897]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

My question too.  

[Sal 1088]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

It’s a DB, Deyon “Smoke” Bouie

[Laxtonto 11927]

7 minutes ago, Okcool said:

 

Fuck it, I get it… No young lad wants to be locked in a shitty aggy hotel in CS the night before an evening kickoff. I can get behind the idea of even sneaking out to go and hit the clubs or what not, but why the fuck are they going to Pravin view? Gots to be trim involved…

[UDontKnow 10439]

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Fuck it, I get it… No young lad wants to be locked in a shitty aggy hotel in CS the night before an evening kickoff. I can get behind the idea of even sneaking out to go and hit the clubs or what not, but why the fuck are they going to Pravin view? Gots to be trim involved…

Prairie View has always had some female talent.

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Prairie View has always had some female talent.

Um, yeah.  I teach with one.  No pics.

[Dr. Teeth 5828]

This is classic Jimbo if true. It seems like his is a disciplinarian but he isn’t. If these guys weren’t Freshman, they’d be playing. Hell, if it were Stewart alone, he’d be playing. But this sort of sends a message. But only Stewart would be a loss today.
 

This is what he sold to these kids. This is the type of kid that wins him games. He flat out told kids he doesn’t care if they go to class if they win. Because the kids went and told others. I take that back, “assistants” told them so Jimbo couldn’t be the issue. 

[Fud 9545]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

https://247sports.com/player/smoke-bouie-46056593/

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

This is classic Jimbo if true. It seems like his is a disciplinarian but he isn’t. If these guys weren’t Freshman, they’d be playing. Hell, if it were Stewart alone, he’d be playing. But this sort of sends a message. But only Stewart would be a loss today.
 

This is what he sold to these kids. This is the type of kid that wins him games. He flat out told kids he doesn’t care if they go to class if they win. Because the kids went and told others. I take that back, “assistants” told them so Jimbo couldn’t be the issue. 

Denver Harris has played a good bit at corner too I believe. 

[Big Woodrows 4195]

@Longhornfrenzy says Liucci deleted the Texags thread, in case anyone needed further confirmation

Edited September 17, 2022 by Big Woodrows

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

If Jaylon Jones can't play at corner (injury?) and with Harris suspended one of the corner spots with be their 4th corner. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

 

Edited September 17, 2022 by Rickylovesweed

[Big Woodrows 4195]

h/t @Chopper

 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

So aggy is now down 2 of their top 4 WRs and 1 of their top 2 or 3 corners. 

 

[Burt Macklin 18994]

15 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Um, yeah.  I teach with one.  No pics.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

They went to work on wr/db drills and lost track of time - KKL

[closetojumping 62213]

From what I have heard, Marshall is a different kettle of fish than the PVA&M excursion. There’s a decent shot he’s done already. 

This shit is so fucking cliched that it is hard to believe, but it’s actually happening.  Hahahahaa. 

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Is Preston still on the team?  Haven’t heard a word about him all season. 
 

im sure max is thrilled to not have Stewart or Marshall. But he wasn’t throwing to them in practice anyway. 

[Dr. Teeth 5828]

This is also why guys like Jimbo are closer to done than starting. Social media is far more harmful than even when Jameis was around. In the past, these four kids went out and Jimbo didn’t have to worry about it getting out. His lack of discipline didn’t matter and no one knew. This comes out after a huge win against Miami, it hurts the win and shows it is still the same old Jimbo. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22102]

Maybe Stewart is the one playing chess.  Get suspended, don't have to block 75% of time.

[Hookem2147 20927]

Wasn’t Bouie the one from Georgia and they hired a recruiting staffer from Smart’s staff to get his signature?

[Tex Pete 20165]

8 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

h/t @Chopper

 

Serous question: if a scientist used a microscope, could he find Billy Liucci’s dick?

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

So jimbo 24- another story about a pathetic man’s downfall 

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[HenryJames 65886]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Wasn’t Bouie the one from Georgia and they hired a recruiting staffer from Smart’s staff to get his signature?

Apparently Prairie View hired him last night.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Serous question: if a scientist used a microscope, could he find Billy Liucci’s dick?

Which objective magnification?  

[Tex Pete 20165]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe Stewart is the one playing chess.  Get suspended, don't have to block 75% of time.

That’s a trick statement. He wasn’t blocking 75% of the time anyway. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

This is playing out exactly how everyone thought. 

Jimbo bought a bunch of mercenaries and they don't even care about football. 

[Texasborn91 897]

16 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

Stewart has been a shit head everywhere he has gone. Dude is a dipshit. 

[Viper 12025]

Must have thought they'd get back quicker with Denver Harris driving 

[pacman 7324]

[UDontKnow 10439]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

From what I have heard, Marshall is a different kettle of fish than the PVA&M excursion. There’s a decent shot he’s done already. 

This shit is so fucking cliched that it is hard to believe, but it’s actually happening.  Hahahahaa. 

You sorta hinted at this happening roughly two recruiting cycles ago when you passed along news of aggy's unfettered bag strategy with no fucks given with regards to player character. It was only a matter of time. 

[Hookem2147 20927]

 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

They are suspended for first series... just wait. 

[Lone Star Horn 2009]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which objective magnification?  

Well, it's an Electron Microscope, so about 100K magnification.