Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.

[Fondren & Main 6665]

Did Looch really challenge his subscriber to a fist fight.  I’d love to see it.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

1 minute ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Well, it's an Electron Microscope, so about 100K magnification.

Then yes, if it’s there. 

[Fud 9545]

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is Preston still on the team?  Haven’t heard a word about him all season. 
 

im sure max is thrilled to not have Stewart or Marshall. But he wasn’t throwing to them in practice anyway. 

He’s around, but never turned into a difference maker 

They still have Lane and Aianias, who are both solid 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Miami should have 2 players locked on Ainias and Achane all night. 

Make anyone else beat you. 

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Miami should have 2 players locked on Ainias and Achane all night. 

Make anyone else beat you. 

Max Wright’s time to shine. 

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

They didn't break team rules.  They just ran out of curfew.

[Michael Knight 12888]

Jimbo's offense doesn't need more than 1 WR anyways

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

I'm curious on these bag situations aggy used to get thus class.  Is there any kind of morals or insubordination repercussions like a coaching or probably even legit NIL contract would have?  Is there anything to require or even entice them to behave in order to get paid?

[Tex Pete 20166]

16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Should have squeezed your nuts harder, Billy. Or can you find them?

[tejas60 3526]

[Poolflood 845]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Jimbo is Gene Chizik of title winning coaches. Pay a generational QB enough money and have your assistants keep you out of his way.

Ritz Bitz is in a class by himself.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Got to give props to PVA&M to match up their big frat party weekend to mirror aggy's big football recruiting weekend.

They know how it's done.

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

“Jimbo will decide the punishment based on the score at halftime.”

[Gil Bang 25897]

13 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

They didn't break team rules.  They just ran out of curfew.

Scrong to quite scrong

Edited September 17, 2022 by Gil Bang

[closetojumping 62214]

In a rumor that would shock no one, if true, after walking out on practice this week, Marshall was busted in his dorm room smoking enough weed to choke a fucking rhino when the coaches came to visit. I don’t know if it’s true but I want to believe it. I’ll give Sarkisian and crew credit, along with a bunch of the other big schools, they saw stuff beyond the talent that overrode the talent’s value and moved on early. But, hey, Jimbo and Craig knew better. 

[thepop 4409]

No way they’re actually suspended an entire game.

[Michael Knight 12888]

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

No way they’re actually suspended an entire game.

Setting up the narrative that if Stewart played the entire game they would have beat Miami

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Marshall was busted in his dorm room smoking enough weed to choke a fucking rhino when the coaches came to visit

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

How many of Marshall, Stewart and Harris will be on aggy's roster next year? 

 

[Dr. Teeth 5828]

Jimbo is going to look over after the first series and ask them if they have learned their lesson. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

How many of Marshall, Stewart and Harris will be on aggy's roster next year? 

 

If they aren't, I don't want Sark to even take their calls. They had their chance so they can now go rot at some Sun Belt school

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

I think Sark would take Evan Stewart. Maybe. 

[HtownHorn 14468]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Jimbo is going to look over after the first series and ask them if they have learned their lesson. 

Based on the results, they may say no.

[Atticus 3920]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think Sark would take Evan Stewart. Maybe. 

I thought he would too, but I doubt it now. Can't risk that guy influencing others to do dumb shit. 

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

8 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I thought he would too, but I doubt it now. Can't risk that guy influencing others to do dumb shit. 

Agiye Hall says: Sup. 

Edited September 17, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[UDontKnow 10439]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Agiye Hall says: Sup. 

Did Agiye Hall have an alleged history of drug abuse?

[WinningIsHard 4016]

1 hour ago, Big Woodrows said:

h/t @Chopper

 

Right before he permabanned all of them I wish somebody would have responded “*your”. That would have been legendary. 

[WinningIsHard 4016]

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Did Agiye Hall have an alleged history of drug abuse?

Username checks out. 

[Tex-19 2869]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

From what I have heard, Marshall is a different kettle of fish than the PVA&M excursion. There’s a decent shot he’s done already. 

This shit is so fucking cliched that it is hard to believe, but it’s actually happening.  Hahahahaa. 

Nah Jimbo barely even suspends felons like Mckinley Jackson. Marshall probably has like 8 or 9 more screwups before he gets kicked off lol

[RomaVicta 29775]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

National Championship level practices, my friends. Keep your focus on what counts. The team is locked in and, with the help of the 12th Man, is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Did Looch really challenge his subscriber to a fist fight.  I’d love to see it.

I've always felt that if a person you're arguing with is reduced to saying fuck you or put up your dukes he's admitting total and humiliating defeat.

 

The team ignoring rules, CTJ's sources, and Billy locked up in his mom's basement curled into a fetal ball indicate that we may be in for something spectacular this season. The Aggie wants attention on the national stage? 

[closetojumping 62214]

15 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Nah Jimbo barely even suspends felons like Mckinley Jackson. Marshall probably has like 8 or 9 more screwups before he gets kicked off lol

I never said anything about Jimbo getting to make the decision. Marshall is going to do whatever the fuck he wants. 

45 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think Sark would take Evan Stewart. Maybe. 

I don’t. I can say with 100% certainty that as of early this summer, he took Stewart’s bullshit during the 2022 recruiting cycle personally and had the opinion that Stewart was going to be all kinds of problems for ATM. Maybe his opinion changes later, but the dude was predicting this kind of shit. 

[Fondren & Main 6665]

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

National Championship level practices, my friends. Keep your focus on what counts. The team is locked in and, with the help of the 12th Man, is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

I've always felt that if a person you're arguing with is reduced to saying fuck you or put up your dukes he's admitting total and humiliating defeat.

 

The team ignoring rules, CTJ's sources, and Billy locked up in his mom's basement curled into a fetal ball indicate that we may be in for something spectacular this season. The Aggie wants attention on the national stage? 

Nice reference.  What Jimbo has is a failure to communicate.

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

FYI, Troy is up 21-14 on App State. 

[Michael Knight 12888]

23 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

FYI, Troy is up 21-14 on App State. 

Too bad Aggy didn't schedule Troy too

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I never said anything about Jimbo getting to make the decision. Marshall is going to do whatever the fuck he wants. 

I don’t. I can say with 100% certainty that as of early this summer, he took Stewart’s bullshit during the 2022 recruiting cycle personally and had the opinion that Stewart was going to be all kinds of problems for ATM. Maybe his opinion changes later, but the dude was predicting this kind of shit. 

Have heard similar things about other members of the program and the Stewart family. Do not know what all went down beyond the Commits -> decommits -> tells he is coming last minute -> commits to Aggies a day later anyway rollercoaster bullshit but people are holding a grudge with that one. That goes for some players in the last class as well so I wouldn't count on there being much pressure towards Sark to accept him in the portal from the roster either. Short of our WR class falling apart I don't see it happening.

Denver Harris is the more interesting theoretical. Assuming he gets his shit together off the field (which is obviously no certainty) I think he is definitely a take for us. Especially with us missing on Mathews and soon Toviano. Unfortunately I think he is also significantly less likely to portal than the others. 

[walker 175]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe Stewart is the one playing chess.  Get suspended, don't have to block 75% of time.

Still get paid. And more TikTok time

 

[TotallyLegit 3050]

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

[texifornia 56488]

[texifornia 56488]

Looch is in his feelings

[The Gimp 345]

Goddamn, he’s high AF for this early on Monday.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Clickety fucking clack, the roller coaster is moving back up the hill. Dumb fucks. Miami lost that game, aggy didn't win it. The two muff punts where the difference in the game, and aggy got both bounces.

[Chopper 17153]

Fucken Loochie. What a whining, sniveling bitch.

The bit about "signature wins" is hilarious though. Now he's leading his sycophants to think that if they're lucky enough to beat Miss St or Arkansas, it'll be a signature win. 

[Scholz 11933]

Ha.  What a list!  Guess he didn't want to list the record number of FCS teams they feast on to have decent records.

[Chopper 17153]

Looch must be still wound up over being called out by his own subscriber -- and then humiliated on the interwebz.

Also maybe don't wait until the final paragraph of a long screed to say, "if you can't handle this, STOP READING."

ALSO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Time for a CANDID CONVERSATION!!

 

 

[Scholz 11933]

Meet me at my office, bitch!

 

[Duane Moore 5236]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Fucken Loochie. What a whining, sniveling bitch.

The bit about "signature wins" is hilarious though. Now he's leading his sycophants to think that if they're lucky enough to beat Miss St or Arkansas, it'll be a signature win. 

I love the moving targets on where the teams were ranked. In 2018 it’s “eventual top 10 Kentucky” but in 2020 it’s “No. 4 Florida” (they finished #13) and in 2021 it’s “then No. 11 Auburn” (they finished unranked with a 6-7 record). And OSU (8-5) and a UNC team without it’s star players (8-4) are “signature wins”?

[Duane Moore 5236]

Imagine Bobby Burton trying to tell his paying subscribers how proud they should be of Tom Herman’s signature wins over “former Big 12 rival Missouri” in the Texas Bowl, or his Alamo Bowl win over “PAC-12 South Champion” Colorado. 

Edited September 20, 2022 by Duane Moore

[NevaLost 284]

19 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Imagine Bobby Burton trying to tell his paying subscribers how proud they should be of Tom Herman’s signature wins over “former Big 12 rival Missouri” in the Texas Bowl, or it’s Alamo Bowl win over “PAC-12 South Champion” Colorado. 

People forget about Sark's signature win last year against 1938 national champion TCU. 

[sidis 9732]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Fucken Loochie. What a whining, sniveling bitch.

The bit about "signature wins" is hilarious though. Now he's leading his sycophants to think that if they're lucky enough to beat Miss St or Arkansas, it'll be a signature win. 

2021 auburn?  they went 6-7 and 2-6 in conference!  might as well add kent state.

[MIkeHoncho 1894]

 

17 minutes ago, sidis said:

2021 auburn?  they went 6-7 and 2-6 in conference!  might as well add kent state.

Now we all know mighty aggy whipped 'em so bad they could never recover..   Auburn woulda been a 1 loss team that year if aggy had only taken it easier on them.