I love all of you

[Clintonaldo 2574]

Fuck the bullshit. This is a safe thread. 

[Homercles 10206]

[Trey3216 15347]

12 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Peanut butter shit.  I hate it 

[TexArcher 37927]

This is a shitty thread.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

I'm apprehensive about admitting that I stand up to wipe and start out back to front. But no, I don't wipe shit into my balls.

[Parliament 14260]

Through all of this, I have been impressed with the levity and humor of this board.

[atomheartbevo 89709]

26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I'm apprehensive about admitting that I stand up to wipe and start out back to front. But no, I don't wipe shit into my balls.

I'm impressed at how few seem to have bidets.   Once you install a bidet, and set it up with coconut water, even if it's Central Market/HEB coconut water, you'll never go back.

[TexArcher 37927]

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Through all of this, I have been impressed with the levity and humor of this board.

Your mother.

 

[Wally Fairway 5550]

I've seen better threads that were accidentally created - this is not the content for which Surly is regarded, or does it provide an accurate portrayal of the highly regarded posters here.

[ztejas 43467]

senorchanggay.gif

[El Diablo 4232]

You're as smooth as Tennessee whiskey. 

[futureman 22472]

10 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Peanut butter shit.  I hate it 

metamucil, twice a day.  you’ll never spend less on toilet paper. 

[Wally Fairway 5550]

I can see @BurntEyes point - maybe this is better explains the thread

 

 

[phdhorn 6224]

11 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I love all of you

She said to me, and i responded, "well I love about 2 or 3 of your body parts, but that's it."

[Clintonaldo 2574]

I regret nothing. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?

[Bevo 13578]

I fucked up. I'll try again later.

Edited July 20, 2020 by Bevo
I just used that gif on another thread.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Do you feel the love tonight?

[JBJ 3655]

She dwelt among the untrodden ways 
Beside the springs of Dove, 
A Maid whom there were none to praise 
And very few to love:
  
A violet by a mossy stone 
Half hidden from the eye! 
Fair as a star, when only one 
Is shining in the sky. 
  
She lived unknown, and few could know 
When Surly ceased to be; 
But she is in her grave, and oh, 
The difference to me!