Texas Rangers 2020

[ztejas 43504]

Watching Lakers/Blazers. How are we doing?

(just kidding, Google is keeping me up to date on our continued bedshitting)

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

41 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Goddamn, I mother fucking despise Lyles. What a fucking piece of trash. 

9.25 ERA now. 

2/$16M. Solid work, JD. 

[Radical Larry 28650]

I bailed on this for the Stars a while back.

[Knoxtnhorn 6061]

Fucking pathetic.  Can we start firing people yet?  JD?

[ztejas 43504]

32 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I bailed on this for the Stars a while back.

I looked behind door #3 and watched the Lakers win a playoff game. 

But I'm hesitant to start watching the Stars. They are doing well without my viewership.

[Voldemort86 2259]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

This so called youth movement will include a “ why the fuck is odor still playing?” At second base every night because the rangers like to torture their fans by running that loser out there.

[Radical Larry 28650]

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Hell, we have 13 1B that can’t play there either. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

New SS today. 

 

 

[dcar00 14306]

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 

we have one of those already(supposedly)

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Way to stay consistent, Mike. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

And that’ll do it for 8 straight. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Next 10 are A’s/Dodgers/Astros. 

This is going to hurt. 

[ztejas 43504]

Have we lost 8 straight games or am I having psychological withdrawals from not drinking for 2 months?

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And that’ll do it for 8 straight. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

How many grand slams did the mariners get?

baby steps. 

[DougO 5252]

The Rangers seem like they suck.

[DougO 5252]

9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

It would seem to fit the JD profile. He hates defensive ability.

[jeevsie 3735]

What a beating.  The only benefit is, as a Houstonian, I don't get the privilege of watching these games.  I just get this thread and my son updating me from upstairs. "Down 7-2 now, Dad! Make that 8-2!"

And now you're telling me we won't even be able to blow this up correctly? 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Shitty front office moves is a JD special. So I would never call bullshit on any terrible potential move by the Rangers as long as he is here.

[dcar00 14306]

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Have we lost 8 straight games or am I having psychological withdrawals from not drinking for 2 months?

its hilarious to look at our starting lineup batting averages vs. our opponents in the box score every game. I realize that BA isn't everything but we are rolling low triple A talent out there at all positions on a nightly basis.  and our pitching rotation hit reality finally.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Leody up. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Little bit of offense early after Rougie fucked Lance. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Well, one whole pitch fucked that. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Montero trying to fuck Lance here. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Hmm, bases loaded, believe I’ve seen this movie before. 

[mdmost 43008]

Got em right where we want them!

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

That was unexpected. 

[dcar00 14306]

good job by trevino

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Fuck yeah! 

Now back to hockey. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Kyle Gibson is a goddamn HR-serving machine. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Fuck yeah, Nick. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

Another strong effort from the staff. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Rangers should boycott the rest of this series. Next one too...

[Dr Fear 1268]

I wonder if Kolby Allard has to get Leody Taveras to buy him beer because no one believes his ID is real.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

I got ID’d recently thanks to the mask. As you well know, I ain’t real close to 21. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

That is extremely rare in MLB, but Dietrich was a little too obvious there. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

And here comes our nightly meltdown. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Two errors and no runs allowed... impressive.

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

This is not the Hernandez we’re used to. 

[DougO 5252]

A's didn't want to play. So the Rangers get the W for the forfeit, right?

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Rangers didn't embarrass themselves on the field last night at least.

[Sbbruin 21864]

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

[ztejas 43504]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

Um. Sure. 

I doubt you can hate on our team more than we do.

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

Sure thing pal. Here’s my rangers/dodgers story. I went to one of the games in the first series LA played in Arlington when inter league started, and we got good seats first or second row behind 3rd where the tarp was kept. Rangers won I thing, but I spent every other half inning laughing my ass off because someone right behind us was constantly yelling unintelligible shit at the Dodgers 3b coach Larry Bowa. Just a constant barrage while he was standing there, and the only words I ever picked out were “Mike Schmidt” unless he broke out the Lar-ry bo-wa chant for an entire half inning. 
It was like that coach orgeron song, except it was yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw Mike Schmidt!

Fin. 

Edited August 28, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[shadow_operative2.0 16007]

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

Probably a good day to have the roof closed. Looks to be hot down there today. 

[Sbbruin 21864]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Just kidding.  Well, not really.

[Sbbruin 21864]

1. Mookie Betts (R) RF
2. Corey Seager (L) DH
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) CF
5. AJ Pollock (R) LF
6. Chris Taylor (R) SS
7. Max Muncy (L) 1B
8. Will Smith (R) C
9. Enrique Hernandez (R) 2B

[Vic Mackey 47089]

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

That is Houston sports in general. Hence why many call Houston the Aggy of pro sports in terms of the fans.

The Rangers fucking suck. Not sure any one will get their feelings hurt for you saying the same lol.