Thinking About Suing -- Karen Needs to Mind her own Business

[Uncle Boobs 1,248]

So my wife went to HEB a few days ago and since I was busy mowing the lawn she took our cute little dog Monster with her to the store.

 

She only ran in to the store for a short list of essentials (hemmorhoid cream, Mountain Dew Zero, Busch Light and Hot Sauce). She put the dog in her crate and cracked the window. She sprayed water and dropped a bunch of ice cubes into the crate to keep her cool.

 

Our dog has a disorder that makes her whine when she is happy. Well apparently some know it all WANNABE HERO KAREN walked by wifes car and called the police because she heard Monster whining. It was only 100 degrees and like I said we cooled down the crate with ice. Then the jerk opened my wife's car door and stole our dog FROM THE CAR until the police arrived.

 

Once out of the store my wife was SHOCKED to see the police, a security guard and this KAREN holding my STOLEN dog.

 

After a heated discussion with all involved my wife got Monster back. I am thinking we should sue this lady for emotional distress and theft.

 

Thoughts??

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,339]

If you'd stop getting pegged by Monster you probably wouldn't need the preparation-H.

[Kilgorehorn 308]

Your wife needs her ass kicked for taking the dog to the store.

[Errestaurants 2,570]

Sounds like your husband is a lil bitch and should've kicked Karen's ass in the parking lot. I'd divorce him and let him have lil monster.

[Michael Knight 12,989]

OP is either a troll or an asshole. Actually make that both

[smwhorn 482]

Just now, Kilgorehorn said:

Your wife needs her ass kicked for taking the dog to the store.

This.  Also, your wife needs her ass kicked for leaving her dog in the car, even if she left the dog in a cooler full of ice.

 

[Huckleberry 33,020]

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Everyone in this story except for the cops sucks. You’re thinking about suing?  Why?  What is the point, to teach her a lesson that will only make her more apt to steal more dogs in the future?  Unless someone was seriously damaged, and you can ensure you’re gonna collect, don’t sue. And nobody was damaged except a dog for 30 minutes, your wife’s temporary blood pressure, and the cops’ patience.  Oh, and your internet reputation. 

This would be a great response if the story was actually true.

[immamac 42,869]

I mean fuck you and your wife for thinking it's ok for leaving a dog in the car with "some ice cubes and the windows cracked" you fucking psycho.

[BabaYaga 15,301]

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

16 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If my right leg did this, I’d have to be wheeled into the hospital. 

[Rougarou 594]

"Why is your wife going to HEB everyday?"

[Huckleberry 33,020]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

If my right leg did this, I’d have to be wheeled into the hospital. 

Yep, kids are bendy as hell. My middle kid once fell off a chair at 18 months old and her right arm was twisted underneath her in a crazy way. Hold your right hand up in the air like you're taking an oath. Then just start moving your hand so that the back of your right hand is flat against your right shoulder blade.

She had a hairline fracture in her elbow that only 2 of 4 radiologists could see (they told us it was only sprained at first and that we should try to get her to move and use it after a week; we took her back for second opinion when she started screaming bloody murder about using it). She got a cast, got it off, no big deal. If that had happened to me I wouldn't have been able to use the arm for a year, and I'm fairly flexible.

[BERT 4,380]

Even if it's fake, shouldn't this be in the Stupid Shit my Wife says/does thread??

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Oh the stories you hear on the Surly .

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Bozo Casanova to the white courtesy phone please

[Parliament 14,262]

Call her out on Facebook.

[Orange&White 5,528]

In important events such as these, it is not the time to hold back out of fear of ruffling some feathers. The ONLY acceptable solution here it make a posting about this on your NextDoor site and make it known to everyone how this behavior occurred.

[gmr548 16,580]

Need to see pics of wife to decide proper course of action.

[Hanrahan 1,306]

This story is what people in the industry refer to as “fake.”

[RomaVicta 29,936]

I took the original post as comedy. I still do. I believe it's parody with a twist that he and his wife are actually the Karens.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

I took the original post as comedy. I still do. I believe it's parody with a twist that he and his wife are actually the Karens.

 

Psssst.....  Bozo posted this event already. His wife would be the Karen in this version (which she was definitely not).

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Yeah I missed bozos thread. Doesn't make this one any better though.

 I believe he was trying to be the funnez.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

36 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Bozo Casanova to the white courtesy phone please

*Bozo Karenova

[Hefeweizen 5,328]

44 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean fuck you and your wife for thinking it's ok for leaving a dog in the car with "some ice cubes and the windows cracked" you fucking psycho.

This x10.  What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

godamit I got rickrolled.

Edited July 21, 2020 by Hefeweizen
Fuck you that’s why

[EE2B 1,565]

Please post the rep for the OP. How much do the negs outweigh the positives by?

[Blotto 23,560]

1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

(hemmorhoid cream, Mountain Dew Zero, Busch Light and Hot Sauce)

Strange.... the last 3 ingredients are exactly how I make my own hemorrhoid  cream. 

['stache 21,823]

Come on Kevin, at least tell your wife Karen that a few ice cubes ain't gonna do it. He's gotta be made kewl.

[Homercles 10,206]

I’m shocked a guy named Uncle Boobs at a site called Surly Horns would have a dumbass story 

[Somnio 751]

1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

 

So my wife went to HEB a few days ago and since I was busy mowing the lawn she took our cute little dog Monster with her to the store.

 

She only ran in to the store for a short list of essentials (hemmorhoid cream, Mountain Dew Zero, Busch Light and Hot Sauce). She put the dog in her crate and cracked the window. She sprayed water and dropped a bunch of ice cubes into the crate to keep her cool.

 

Our dog has a disorder that makes her whine when she is happy. Well apparently some know it all WANNABE HERO KAREN walked by wifes car and called the police because she heard Monster whining. It was only 100 degrees and like I said we cooled down the crate with ice. Then the jerk opened my wife's car door and stole our dog FROM THE CAR until the police arrived.

 

Once out of the store my wife was SHOCKED to see the police, a security guard and this KAREN holding my STOLEN dog.

 

After a heated discussion with all involved my wife got Monster back. I am thinking we should sue this lady for emotional distress and theft.

 

Thoughts??

 

Certainly you should sue, but Burglary of a Motor Vehicle is a serious crime.  In addition to the lawsuit, it is necessary to file a criminal police report so this Karen will be punished for her crimes with an extended prison sentence.

[Whitewater Horn 968]

I almost bit until I got to “it was only 100 degrees.” Needs a bit of work for passable satire. 

[tejas60 3,533]

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If you'd stop getting pegged by Monster you probably wouldn't need the preparation-H.

lighten up. he only lets his wife peg him while watching Twilight shows.

[tejas60 3,533]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Strange.... the last 3 ingredients are exactly how I make my own hemorrhoid  cream. 

what brand hot sauce???

[Dennis Taylor 18,837]

[Blotto 23,560]

8 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

what brand hot sauce???

 

always and forever

[atomheartbevo 89,735]

23 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Thoughts??

You're a pussy?  

I had a fairly thriving handicraft business down in southern Mexico, and one of my recruiters fucked up and recruited a kid who was too young, so the police rounded up 23 of my best workers and I may never be able to travel to Mexico again.

But you don't see me starting threads and whining about it.