2020 MLB thread

[Guadaloopy 10974]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[Don Johnson 4754]

 

[Trey3216 15347]

Just now, Don Johnson said:

 

Yep.  They yanked him mid-inning.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Here's his apology

[maninblack 7974]

[Wulaw Horn 19116]

That’s an amazingly dumb hot mike moment. That dude is radioactive for life. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

first start of his MLB career and he has his save his own cranium twice. damn:

 

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

57 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

god damn that is funny. in the first video, he absolutely nailed the landing on the word "fag". "one of the FAG capitals of the world" he says with a tone of disgust. flash to: "that is not who i am." LMAOOOOO. "i'm a man of faith." lol, yeah, you had faith that your mic wouldn't be hot as you angrily (and strangely unprovoked) decided to rail against "fags". you did anything but keep that same energy after you got caught. damn did you turn remorseful and humble in an instant. too little too late hommie.

 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9651]

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 

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[dbecks 442]

Here's his apology

The dude has innate comic timing.

[dbecks 442]

. . .

[GreenspointTexas 9651]

Talk about the best/worst time for a homer, too

[Pato del Muerto 52528]

He has no problem saying fag with emphasis at work around all his coworkers and while wearing a microphone, and he wants people to believe that it’s not who he is?  

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

45 years for his dad in the booth, & now that last name will be remembered for one stupid fucking sentence. Good job, bro. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

The dude has innate comic timing.

Brockmire-esque

[WBT 20618]

They were in Kansas City.  Maybe Thom is a Blazing Saddles fan?

[Beau Vine 54255]

Here's his apology

Haha, what a dipshit. Fuck him.

What does "I consider myself a man of faith" have to do with anything?

"Men of Faith" are usually extremely homophobic.

[Beau Vine 54255]

[Beau Vine 54255]

I think the most shocking thing about this incident is that it wasn't Jeff Brantley dropping slurs into hot mics.

[UTexasFight 9504]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I think the most shocking thing about this incident is that it wasn't Jeff Brantley dropping slurs into hot mics.

I think you mean that the most shocking part is that Brantley is smart enough to know when his mic isn’t hot when dropping slurs.

[Helobious 9462]

If I wasn’t a decent person I’d be adding “fag capital” to my vernacular. It did sound funny the way he said it. What a dipshit.

[Scraps 13565]

He was talking about Bauers hometown wasn't he?

[WBT 20618]

Machado walkoff GS.  Not just for the A's anymore.

[UTexasFight 9504]

For some actual on field  entertainment from the Reds/Royals:

 

Edited August 20, 2020 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9504]

17 minutes ago, WBT said:

Machado walkoff GS.  Not just for the A's anymore.

Third straight game with a Padres slam against the Rangers

that 3-2 location was..... not good

112mph going out the other way 

 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

Brilliant manager yanks his best reliever BY FAR after 12 whole pitches, lets Montero throw 43. 

Manny approved. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

 

MLB threatened disciplinary action against him if he wore them.

[shadow_operative 15932]

11 hours ago, maninblack said:

this is still so fucking funny today. the guy is giving his own eulogy live on air and Castellanos goes deep!

"I am deeply sorry to anyone i may have offended. I'm pretty sure this my my last broadcast ever. my life is crumbling in real time before my eyes. i might kill myself tonihht. and there's a drive to deep left field." 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

12 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

12 hours ago, dbecks said:

The dude has innate comic timing.

Brockmire-esque

Brockmire absolutely came to mind.  Like noted above, that on air apology HR call was basically comedy.

[Sbbruin 21861]

So what city was he referring to when he called it the fag capital of the world?

[Post Oak 20246]

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

So what city was he referring to when he called it the fag capital of the world?

KC

[shadow_operative 15932]

speaking of KC:

 

 

[Sbbruin 21861]

27 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

KC

I've heard a lot of things about KC.  That wasn't one of them.

[Helobious 9462]

Anyone have any advice/tips on how to beat the fucking Rays? The Yankees desperately need to hear it. Reminds me of when TCU recently won 5 straight or whatever on us. I know they’re not scrubs but there’s nothing more annoying than losing to some pleb team like that.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I've heard a lot of things about KC.  That wasn't one of them.

 

[Sbbruin 21861]

3 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

I stand corrected.  One of my favorites. Touche.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

31 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Anyone have any advice/tips on how to beat the fucking Rays? The Yankees desperately need to hear it. Reminds me of when TCU recently won 5 straight or whatever on us. I know they’re not scrubs but there’s nothing more annoying than losing to some pleb team like that.

Keep, Judge and LeMehieu active?

Oh, and Stanton of course. 

[Beau Vine 54255]

 

 

I'm guessing these weren't the two people Brennaman was hoping would provide character endorsements.

Edited August 20, 2020 by Beau Vine

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Anyone have any advice/tips on how to beat the fucking Rays? The Yankees desperately need to hear it. Reminds me of when TCU recently won 5 straight or whatever on us. I know they’re not scrubs but there’s nothing more annoying than losing to some pleb team like that.

 

 

Edited August 20, 2020 by clapclapclap

[WBT 20618]

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Anyone have any advice/tips on how to beat the fucking Rays? The Yankees desperately need to hear it. Reminds me of when TCU recently won 5 straight or whatever on us. I know they’re not scrubs but there’s nothing more annoying than losing to some pleb team like that.

Rays finished the sweep and move 0.5 game into 1st in the pleb division AL east

[Biff Tannen 45691]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

I'm guessing these weren't the two people Brennaman was hoping would provide character endorsements.

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[clapclapclap 9000]

That's one way to get 'em as big as church Liberty bells.

 

 

Edited August 20, 2020 by clapclapclap
Still got the out, Brennaman style.

[TonyTexas 10517]

Both Huff and Schilling need to delete their Twitter accounts 

Huff did the impossible and made Bauer almost likable in their Twitter squabble 

Edited August 20, 2020 by TonyTexas

[shadow_operative2.0 16006]

Speaking of Bauer... 

 

And a Mets player is Rona’d, their game with Mia is off tonight. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

I don't follow prospects as well as many of you, but there seems to be some hype on this kid.

 

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Oh hey an early game!  Let me see how its, awww crap nevermind.

 

[Underdog 28711]

3 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

That's one way to get 'em as big as church Liberty bells.

 

 

Haven't seen anything that devastating on the diamond since Ahmad took one in the nuts for the Bears. 

[mdmost 43004]

The Texas Rangers just gave up another grand slam to San Diego. The 4th grand slam in 4 games. As a Rangers fan I should be bitter but that's just pretty incredible to see. 

[WBT 20618]

Maybe they should start intentionally walking every time the bases are loaded.  Wait...

[Blotto 23559]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

The Texas Rangers just gave up another grand slam to San Diego. The 4th grand slam in 4 games. As a Rangers fan I should be bitter but that's just pretty incredible to see. 

Never been done before.