2020 Astros Season Thread

[perfectchaos007 6596]

welp

[SimonBolivar 10911]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

welp

We are having fun.

[Mez2 4021]

This ain't on Cy Fair, it's on our offense

[TexArcher 37508]

Well, shit.

Crap.

[HtownHorn 14468]

I hope the reporters rip the entire team and coaching staff a new one if they lose this game.

[tx 3 putt 76315]

derp

[Guadaloopy 10918]

How did they do that without bunting?  Amazing. 

[Scraps 13540]

How did they do that without bunting?  Amazing. 

You don't bunt as the away team

[clapclapclap 9000]

The good news is they have 2 off days to watch Learn How to Bunt videos on Youtube.

[David Dennison 18652]

Springer, Altuve, Bregman: Zero hits.

 

[HtownHorn 14468]

Neither Dodger starter made it through 4 and you are looking at 2 losses.

Edited July 30, 2020 by HtownHorn

[Js1 85095]

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

We are having fun.

I’m sure Dusty will bust out the old “we had our opportunities and didn’t execute” 

Because watching our leadoff strikeout with a guy on second gets his dick hard I guess 

[WBT 20415]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I hope the reporters rip the entire team and coaching staff a new one if they lose this game.

lulz, that would show 'em.  They should especially rip into javier, taylor, and osuna.

[Guadaloopy 10918]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

How did they do that without bunting?  Amazing. 

You don't bunt as the away team

I kinda get that, but there’s a case for plating a run first.  This new rule sucks so much that everyone is discussing and thinking about strategy.  

[David Dennison 18652]

I like the rule.

We just suck at it.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

How did they do that without bunting?  Amazing. 

It shouldn’t take 9 outs to lay down a sac bunt, cause they’re professionals and what not.


...Oh and we all get ghost runners on 2nd for funzies!

[SimonBolivar 10911]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I’m sure Dusty will bust out the old “we had our opportunities and didn’t execute” 

Because watching our leadoff strikeout with a guy on second gets his dick hard I guess 

"Did you guys know I coached Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa"

[perfectchaos007 6596]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I like the rule.

We just suck at it.

Its very reminiscent of CFB's OT rules. Team going second has the clear advantage, knowing if they need a TD or a FG to win

[clapclapclap 9000]

Need Billy Hatcher to step up an inning early.

[UTexasFight 9376]

Idk man. I’m tipping my cap to Round Rock for giving the Dodgers all they could handle the last two nights

[Scraps 13540]

Correa please

[WBT 20415]

Just need a bloop ghost runner and a blast

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Idk man. I’m tipping my cap to Round Rock for giving the Dodgers all they could handle the last two nights

eh. Our squad is still mostly healthy, our top of the lineup players are just struggling at the plate mightily 

[UTexasFight 9376]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

eh. Our squad is still mostly healthy, our top of the lineup players are just struggling at the plate mightily 

Ok

”the round rock pitching staff and bench” then

[TexArcher 37508]

My kingdom for a three-run bomb.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Hey, we got the ghost runner to 3rd for the 2nd time in 4 extra innings. This is amazing.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Ump screws us again.  Not even close to a strike.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

horrible management, horrible execution, expected result

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

It will be a looooooooong short season.


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[David Dennison 18652]

Shitty, shitty, shitty effort.

[TexArcher 37508]

Welp, that was five hours well spent.

[HtownHorn 14468]

lulz, watches strike 3.

[tx 3 putt 76315]

that sucked 

[WBT 20415]

Damn, 3.5 runs in 22 innings.  At least we still get a point for the OT loss.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

[Mez2 4021]

The correct post is: Fuck this team

[Mez2 4021]

1 minute ago, Llano Estacado said:

I wish our players had the intensity augie had his entire life. 

[Scraps 13540]

The correct post is: Fuck this team

Should've just trolled with gold jerseys

[tx 3 putt 76315]

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Dusty has no energy for that outburst.

[David Dennison 18652]

"Astros can't hit if they don't cheat" talk not going away.

[tx 3 putt 76315]

altuve, bregman, reddick, maldando - 0 - 16

[Scraps 13540]

altuve, bregman, reddick, maldando - 0 - 16

Might as well throw springer in there

[David Dennison 18652]

Derp.

Nevermind.

Edited July 30, 2020 by David Dennison

[elfenix 34171]

putt had as many hits as the big guns. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Dusty is pretty horrid. Thank god he is only here for a year. 
 

oh. Wait.  Fuck. 

[utxmike05 1825]

Slumping is still too contagious with this team. Correa is probably the only vocal one that can get this team fired up. Everyone else just seems to throws in the towel when having a bad game. Lost effect


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[WBT 20415]

I've missed how stupid this thread gets with a 2 game hitting slump.

[David Dennison 18652]

Just now, WBT said:

I've missed how stupid this thread gets with a 2 game hitting slump.

Just wait til they limp back to Houston with a losing record.

It's gonna be fun.

[utxmike05 1825]

I've missed how stupid this thread gets with a 2 game hitting slump.

 

Not good to come off a hot 4 game series at home...then get 2 more at home just to suck against the assholes you need to shut up the most. Show up. This wasn’t just any mini-series. Early in the season, or not...this mattered.

 

 

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