2020 Astros Season Thread

[WBT 20,617]

[UTexasFight 9,499]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

I just thought if he didn't start he would be used in a longer relief role. 

2 innings in the postseason is like 4 in the regular season 

[WBT 20,617]

Damn, I wanted Springer to get a 5 hit game.  Altuve showing some hops there.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Hey TBS idiots, how about showing a replay?

[Bojack 2,081]

Before Springer fucked around and made an out, he, Altuve, Bregman, and Correa were a combined 10-16 with 7 rbi and 3 home runs in this game.  

[UTexasFight 9,499]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn, I wanted Springer to get a 5 hit game.  Altuve showing some hops there.

Then let’s get him to the plate in the 9th.

Edited October 5, 2020 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9,499]

Just now, Bojack said:

Before Springer fucked around and made an out, he, Altuve, Bregman, and Correa were a combined 10-16 with 7 rbi and 3 home runs in this game.  

Our favorite lefthanded OFer, at DH today, only astro without a hit.

and Diz will certainly pinch hit for him if he comes up and Minor is still in in the 9th

 

[TonyTexas 10,516]

Very cool base cam shot

[UTexasFight 9,499]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Very cool base cam shot

Yeah love base cam

[Scraps 13,562]

Who doesn't like getting bukkaed by rocks

[Scraps 13,562]

Javier throw strikes dickweed

[Wulaw Horn 19,104]

5 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Before Springer fucked around and made an out, he, Altuve, Bregman, and Correa were a combined 10-16 with 7 rbi and 3 home runs in this game.  

Is that good?  
that seems good. 
like I’ve always said for Correa- give him a lifetime contract of $400 million. 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Javier needs to throw fucking strikes. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,104]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Javier throw strikes dickweed

What I literally just said. I went with dick head though. More boring. More traditional. 

[UTexasFight 9,499]

I don’t like this AB

 

just walk Olson if the only way you can throw a strike is right down the middle 

[Wulaw Horn 19,104]

So dilemma time- should I order a third beer at the bar and hope I get to pick up my 9 year old from volleyball practice on time- or cash out and be there 10 minutes early in case something happens?  

[WBT 20,617]

froze him!

[Scraps 13,562]

So dilemma time- should I order a third beer at the bar and hope I get to pick up my 9 year old from volleyball practice on time- or cash out and be there 10 minutes early in case something happens?  

Beer

[Huckleberry 33,002]

Interesting (to me) how much deeper the outfield fences there look because they're a much darker blue. Obviously same distance but look deeper. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

what a fuckin pitch!

[Wulaw Horn 19,104]

Just now, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So dilemma time- should I order a third beer at the bar and hope I get to pick up my 9 year old from volleyball practice on time- or cash out and be there 10 minutes early in case something happens?  

Beer

My man he says while waking to the parking lot to catch the rest of the game on radio. 

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So dilemma time- should I order a third beer at the bar and hope I get to pick up my 9 year old from volleyball practice on time- or cash out and be there 10 minutes early in case something happens?  

You know you can't change spots at a time like this. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,104]

Also my son is going to be pissed.  He had the Astros money line today and backed out like a big pussy. He’s 8. 

[Scraps 13,562]

Blow this fuckhead away

[Scraps 13,562]

Exactly...quit fucking around with pitches off the plate

[Wulaw Horn 19,104]

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

You know you can't change spots at a time like this. 

I wasn’t posted up all day. Saw Correa home run and that was about it positive. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

what a job by Javier

[Guest]

don't doubt fucking Javier...

[WBT 20,617]

Javier or Pressly for the 9th?  I'm not sure how soon they would bring Javier back or whether they would save him for game 5 no matter what. 

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

Young arms have really come a long way this year.  The window may be open for longer than we thought.  

[WBT 20,617]

look at this fabio-looking fuck

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Was Weems in Spinal Tap?

[Scraps 13,562]

This dude got some chompers

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

Didn’t know Jake Busey could throw like that.  

[Scraps 13,562]

This is what happens when you bring a chick in to pitch

[Huckleberry 33,002]

Ball eight

Fucking ump

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fuck you ump

[TexArcher 37,979]

That is the worst strike call I've seen in almost 40 years of watching baseball.

[WBT 20,617]

pour it on

[Huckleberry 33,002]

Take that, blue

[Scraps 13,562]

Oh big swinging dick is up

[Huckleberry 33,002]

Just now, TexArcher said:

That is the worst strike call I've seen in almost 40 years of watching baseball.

Come on now. 

Eric Gregg 1997 NLCS

But it was pretty fucking bad.

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

Just now, TexArcher said:

That is the worst strike call I've seen in almost 40 years of watching baseball.

Ted says “whatevs.”

[Scraps 13,562]

Lmao weems lulz

[clapclapclap 9,000]

What a way to make a living!

[Horny Bull 2,760]

Have a day Carlos

[Gourmand 7,774]

I think I'm wetter than Daniella

[UTexasFight 9,499]

springer with 4 hits and not the player of the game

 

that’s my kind of astros offense!

[Js1 85,416]

Ca🔥los Co🔥🔥ea 

[perfectchaos007 6,673]

Ump tried to save Weems, and we still sent him walkin