2020 Astros Season Thread

[runthebone 8036]

At least a fly ball, get us started

[elfenix 34332]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Nows the time Yuli

 

dos ojos 

[Macklemore 2873]

Fucking Yuli

[cabowabo 4514]

Fuck you Yuli. Bitch.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

fuck this

[David Dennison 18946]

Worthless.

[Mo Horn 8854]

Pina still struggling

[WBT 20662]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

he couldn't get two???

Yeah, seemed like he should have and then would have scored on Tucker's hit.  I get you're down 4 but you also still had two more innings to work with.

[elfenix 34332]

that thing was 3/4 of the way up the zone how the fuck do you not get under it?

[Guest]

can't fucking strike out in a slump.

Fuck no.  Gotta GIDP.   Fuck...

[cabowabo 4514]

Pina still struggling

Ya think?

[Dnaguy 12057]

Is that a record?

I mean, we’ve hit into so many double plays it’s fucking facinating in the same way it’s facinating when a girl can drink a coke with her pussy.

 

[UTexasFight 9528]

That was it

Leaving runners on the corners once is one thing

 

two innings in a row late, nope

 

 

reverse jinx please.... but man that was crushing 

Edited October 18, 2020 by UTexasFight

[clapclapclap 9000]

Why the hell did we extend Yuli before the playoffs?  It couldn't wait a few weeks?  For whatever reason, it seems like players often slump after signing those.

[Lat22 4016]

Every double play they get is tailor made. 

[runthebone 8036]

Fuck, you are worthless.  Glad we extended him.

[Mo Horn 8854]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Pina still struggling

Ya think?

Yea, it was an understatement. 

[UTexasFight 9528]

Yuli -.328 average since signing his extension 

[elfenix 34332]

how many GIDPs is that? 

[Gourmand 7774]

anyone else actively hoping Yuli wouldn't swing at a pitch that ab? he cannot hit the ball in the air right now, is rolling over on everything. i was terrified of the gidp and we got it.

[Dnaguy 12057]

6 outs. 

We have 6 outs.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, elfenix said:

how many GIDPs is that? 

11 iirc

[elfenix 34332]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Yuli -.328 average since signing his extension 

probably not far off if you include GIDPs against batting average as an extra out with no extra AB

[Lat22 4016]

Just now, Gourmand said:

anyone else actively hoping Yuli wouldn't swing at a pitch that ab? he cannot hit the ball in the air right now, is rolling over on everything. i was terrified of the gidp and we got it.

Absolutely. He’s a double play machine. 

[Dnaguy 12057]

Just now, Gourmand said:

anyone else actively hoping Yuli wouldn't swing at a pitch that ab? he cannot hit the ball in the air right now, is rolling over on everything. i was terrified of the gidp and we got it.

I would have had more hope if he went up to bat left handed.

I am not joking.

[Lat22 4016]

That’s 12 for the series. Four off of Yuli’s bat. 

[utxmike05 1828]

I’m done. I’m still not over last year’s WS game 7 showing. And this no show by the offense is the worst. Hope they comeback though, 6 more outs. Good luck. Whatever


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[Dnaguy 12057]

Just now, Lat22 said:

That’s 12 for the series. Four off of Yuli’s bat. 

He’s batting .333!

Oh wait.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Don't give him anything to hit.

[Dnaguy 12057]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Don't give him anything to hit.

Challenging him with fastballs up in the zone .... 😳

[UTexasFight 9528]

We’re getting a HR

just a matter of a runner or two are going to be on... hopefully 3 

[elfenix 34332]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

We’re getting a HR

just a matter of a runner or two are going to be on... hopefully 3 

not with that start

[Dnaguy 12057]

Did the Astros forget how to hit?

I mean, their approach this game is complete dogshit.

[clapclapclap 9000]

So stupid to PH for Machete instead of Yuli.

[elfenix 34332]

need a bat around this inning

[elfenix 34332]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Did the Astros forget how to hit?

I mean, their approach this game is complete dogshit.

SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH!

[Dnaguy 12057]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH!

[elfenix 34332]

so many ground balls

[runthebone 8036]

Well, if that's the end, thank you, George.

[David Dennison 18946]

Hard to believe that might be his last AB as an Astro.

[runthebone 8036]

Why the fuck are you swinging at a first pitch that isn't a fastball

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Hard to believe that might be his last AB as an Astro.

and a bunt at that

[Dnaguy 12057]

Just now, runthebone said:

Why the fuck are you swinging at a first pitch that isn't a fastball

THIS

[elfenix 34332]

we're not dead yet!

[Limp Brisket 546]

Because Surly said so.

[WBT 20662]

welp, runners on the corners, two outs, and a new pitcher coming in to face Uncle Mike...

[runthebone 8036]

Brantley, same situation as before.  Come on, Uncle Mike.

[Dnaguy 12057]

1st and 3rd.... again.

[Gourmand 7774]

now would be a great time to start stealing some signs

[Dnaguy 12057]

McDonalds looks like it got Herpes Simplex Miami.