2020 Astros Season Thread

[Guadaloopy 11129]

They’re just going to let Lynn bleed out for his last start?

Edited September 25, 2020 by Guadaloopy

[elfenix 34658]

bregman 4, springer 3, arlington 0, middle 5

[WBT 20884]

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

They’re just going to let Lynn bleed out for his last start?

Gotta keep that 100 pitch streak going.  It's like dropping the foul popup last year so Minor could get 200 strikeouts.  Some meaningless/unimpressive personal accomplishments are just more important than the team.

Edited September 25, 2020 by WBT

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Guzman is just Great Value Juan Gone, isn’t he?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Rangers on pace tonight to continue losing every game with their roof open.

Edited September 25, 2020 by clapclapclap
Just like LMJ?

[WBT 20884]

Tuve!!  Gotdamn, Lance Lynn fixes what ails you I guess.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

¡‘Tuve!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Altuve with another field goal.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Over six weeks without a HR from either Bregs or Tuve and they each get one tonight.  

[WBT 20884]

Bregs going to stop on 1st after his next hit.

And time to pull Lynn after he hit his 100.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

 No way Bregs was going for 3 there!  Only a single to go. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Dang, all 3 games the Rangers lost with their roof open the opponent scored 10 runs. 

[UTexasFight 9788]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Gotta keep that 100 pitch streak going.  It's like dropping the foul popup last year so Minor could get 200 strikeouts.  Some meaningless/unimpressive personal accomplishments are just more important than the team.

Giving up a run every 10 pitches!

[UTexasFight 9788]

Fuck opponents named Calhoun

[Scraps 13745]

Fucking got homered off of by a dude who wears a nose ring smh

[WBT 20884]

Lulz, wtf if falefa doing?  Not much better from Yuli.

[WBT 20884]

garneau kind of seems like he sucks.  Can't hit, can't throw, can't block pitches.

[clapclapclap 9000]

May need to wakeup Dusty.

[WBT 20884]

Somebody wake up dusty

[WBT 20884]

Pretty good start for Javier.  Hopefully he can transition well to being a bullpen weapon for the playoffs.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Pretty good start for Javier.  Hopefully he can transition well to being a bullpen weapon for the playoffs.

The pitching staff is pretty well positioned for the playoffs.  My irrational expectations are returning.  

[rvm96 1643]

Did TK just say 1892 instead of 1982 for Name that Astro?

[Scraps 13745]

Hearn looks like Ryan Bowen

/noracist

[WBT 20884]

Ha, our work group had a suite way down the RF line for that Eovaldi back-to-back-to-back game

[UTexasFight 9788]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Did TK just say 1892 instead of 1982 for Name that Astro?

TK probably thinks we’re in the year 1892

[UTexasFight 9788]

Dammit

I wanted two cycles in one inning 

[WBT 20884]

multi-hit games for Springer, Altuve, Brantley, Bregman, and Reddick tonight.  Where has this been?

[WBT 20884]

Woooo!!

[UTexasFight 9788]

14 hits between Springer, Tuve, Brantley, Bregs and Reddick 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Party like it’s 2019.  
 

Looking at our record in CA this year vs our record in TX, and considering where the playoff series are, I sure wish we were still in the NL. 

[elfenix 34658]

scoring double digit runs seems nice

[perfectchaos007 6766]

7 of the 8 playoff spots in the AL have been clinched by teams, and the Astros are not one of them. This season has not gone how I expected but then Verlander got injured and then Yordan and our the rest of our guys have had down years etc. and I'll be happy just sneaking in the playoffs. Looks like we'll do just that. Might be our last playoff appearance for some time so Im not going to take it for granted. 

Edited September 25, 2020 by perfectchaos007

[Rimbo 26853]

y'all keep talking shit about altuve

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

y'all keep talking shit about altuve

Still have faith in Altuve, but this is for the team:

[Tylerocks 2580]

I guess it would be appropriate to clinch their spot on 9.25.

 

Mike Scott Day 9.25.86

Astros end 11 year playoff drought 9.25.97

[UTexasFight 9788]

Indeed.

I hadn’t come across this clip before... that splitter on the 26th out at the 1:55 mark... mercy

 (MLB Film Room is fantastic btw)

https://www.mlb.com/video/bb-moments-scott-s-no-hitter-c3235120

 

Edited September 25, 2020 by UTexasFight

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

I guess it would be appropriate to clinch their spot on 9.25.

 

Mike Scott Day 9.25.86

Astros end 11 year playoff drought 9.25.97

Time to end our 11 month playoff drought.

[UTexasFight 9788]

These guys keep finding ways to reel me back in....

 

 

[mycox 587]

Fuck those cokehead '86 Mets and mostly Lenny Dykstra

[The Dog 44771]

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

These guys keep finding ways to reel me back in....

 

 

What's with the Baylor rape kit pattern on his shirt?

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 hours ago, mycox said:

Fuck those cokehead '86 Mets and mostly Lenny Dykstra

And the umps that let Wally Backman run outside the baseline.

[TexArcher 38816]

The Rangers' broadcasters did a 3-minute verbal homage to Joey Gallo for sprinting down to first on a routine groundout instead of dogging it.  Two replays.  No shit.

[WBT 20884]

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Every time I see this photo I think to myself that I don't remember Kevin Bass being so jacked.

Edited September 26, 2020 by WBT

[WBT 20884]

Out.  Thought so live and the replay is pretty clear.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Eat turds, Stink.  

[WBT 20884]

Springer!!  How the hell did they let George get to 3rd on that?

Ah, it would have helped if someone had been covering 3rd.

[Guest]

Ok...slow to notice.  Just where the fuck did Texas get their caps?

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Great to see George tearing things up.  Recency bias is going to make him a few bucks.  

[WBT 20884]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Ok...slow to notice.  Just where the fuck did Texas get their caps?

Ha, I was just thinking they look like the generic caps they make the kids wear at the little league world series.