2020 Astros Season Thread

[Guadaloopy 10924]

Astros will win this game.   

[wildcat09 29256]

Sorry guys, I think that inning was on me for posting in this thread. I’ll see myself out.

[Guadaloopy 10924]

Hendricks in the 7th. OK by me. 

[Guadaloopy 10924]

A foot above the zone, Uncle Mike.  Yeesh.  

[runthebone 7932]

Only 11 pitches.  Kind of weak.

[Gourmand 7774]

he's tough and in a zone this year

[Gourmand 7774]

I missed it but was Raley up in the pen at the start of the 7th or was he not ready yet?

[Honeysucklerose 958]

We are screwed if we don’t win this one. We don’t have the pitching.

[David Dennison 18658]

Josh Fucking James.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

We are screwed if we don’t win this one. We don’t have the pitching.

SHTU

TEH

FCK

PU

[WBT 20422]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We are screwed if we don’t win this one. We don’t have the pitching.

no we're not.  For starters we're not going to pitch our closer 2-3 innings today.

[David Dennison 18658]

Look kids, the walk scored.

[elfenix 34171]

perfect strike called a ball leads to a run and a runner on third on a sac fly

Edited October 7, 2020 by elfenix

[runthebone 7932]

Leadoff walk is always a good decision.

[David Dennison 18658]

TIL Tucker's arm is weak.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Look kids, the walk scored.

To be fair, ball 4 was a strike. 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

TIL Tucker's arm is weak.

Do you ever post anything positive? 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Raley wtf bro

[elfenix 34171]

our pets heads are falling off

[Gourmand 7774]

LaStella is lafucked

[Scraps 13542]

You are wearing an arm pad you pussy bitch

[David Dennison 18658]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Do you ever post anything positive? 

When positive things happen. 

This is a dumpster fire.

[Guest]

Just now, Scraps said:

You are wearing an arm pad you pussy bitch

this.  he acts like he got shot.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, David Dennison said:

When positive things happen. 

This is a dumpster fire.

2-0 in the ALDS is a dumpster fire? 

Ok. 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, David Dennison said:

When positive things happen. 

This is a dumpster fire.

So basically nothing good happened the last 2 days? Good to know 

[David Dennison 18658]

Just now, rvm96 said:

So basically nothing good happened the last 2 days? Good to know 

Glad we're on the same page.

[Gourmand 7774]

is Dusty tweeting at Dick Vitale right now?

[WBT 20422]

How long are we going to let the aggy aggy it up?  Someone wake up dusty.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Stupid Aggie

[David Dennison 18658]

Happy thoughts, y'all!

 

[Wishbone 4738]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

this.  he acts like he got shot.

It sounded exactly like bat contact, but it was his arm. That had to suck big. Kinda like the game does at the moment.

[Scraps 13542]

CLAP MOREEEE

[Guadaloopy 10924]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

It sounded exactly like bat contact, but it was his arm. That had to suck big. Kinda like the game does at the moment.

Yeah... it missed the padding.  That definitely hurt.  

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Let’s all be honest, we are shocked it took until game 5 of the post season for our bullpen to blow ass like the regular season. Thankfully our bats have been awakened.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

On the bright side, that inning should have been way worse. 

But nobody is going to score anymore now that the shadow is over the plate. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Does anyone go from okay to pure shit faster than Josh James? If there's an analytical rating for snowballs his is off the chart.

[TexArcher 37518]

CC starts it off.

And a break on interference!

Let's GO...

Edited October 7, 2020 by TexArcher

[TexArcher 37518]

How the fuck do you challenge that catcher's interference *didn't* happen?

The catcher didn't even say anything.

If this gets overturned, I'm gonna go Keyser Soze...

[WBT 20422]

We'll never get to a closer at dodger stadium in the playoffs

[Guadaloopy 10924]

Time for La Piña to wake up.  

[David Dennison 18658]

Now would be a great time to break out, Yuli. Come on now.

[Scraps 13542]

Checking to first on that swing? Come on pussy

[Guadaloopy 10924]

Just once, Reddick.  

[perfectchaos007 6596]

We need woooo to deliver here

[Wishbone 4738]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Yeah... it missed the padding.  That definitely hurt.  

I’ve been beaned numerous times. They take the wind out of you on a good (bad) one. The worst was actually “a lucky pop” because it was mid 90’s into upper thigh muscle (best option under the circumstances. However, the pain was immeasurable, and my leg went dead for a good 20 minutes) Unless you’ve been “properly beaned” it makes it difficult to tell about it and get the misery across to those that haven’t. It is something you have to go through to really appreciate the suck.

[Scraps 13542]

Reddick fucking do something good you redneck fuck

[TexArcher 37518]

My kingdom for a gapper.

 

[Bojack 2073]

Hit one where Gibson did back in '88, Reddick, and I'll love you forever.  

[TonyTexas 10482]

Hendricks fastball up in the zone is hard to lay off and even harder to hit. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

well shit