2020 Astros Season Thread

[Guadaloopy 10968]

Just now, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Chuckles got DFA’d 

And?

He’s not on the list of current Astros we hate right now.  

[Scraps 13561]

He’s not on the list of current Astros we hate right now.  

Thanks that wasn't the question

[Gourmand 7774]

This is the most gut wrenching one-run lead ever.

[Scraps 13561]

Lets hit more homers

[Lat22 4014]

Where’s that fucking pussy Fiers? Why is he dodging us?

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

13 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I know a place we can put those candlesticks, but Oakland's not gonna like it... probably.

Candlestick Park?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Astros bats in mid season form. Is this July or October? 

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Candlestick Park?

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Edited October 8, 2020 by IDIOTsavant
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[DeadArmadillo 907]

Tuve!!  He's baaa-aaack

And that was a real gut shot to Diekman

[tx 3 putt 76947]

Close this bitch out !!!!

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Let's go pressly

[TexArcher 37774]

Since Mike Fiers doesn't give a shit about his teammates, he's probably ecstatic this happened to them today so he didn't get it tomorrow.

P.S. Still waiting to get that World Series ring and postseason bonus check back, Mr. Fake Integrity.

P.P.S. Go fuck a goat, you little rat bitch.

[Macklemore 2872]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Since Mike Fiers doesn't give a shit about his teammates, he's probably ecstatic this happened to them today so he didn't get it tomorrow.

P.S. Still waiting to get that World Series ring and postseason bonus check back, Mr. Fake Integrity.

P.P.S. Go fuck a goat, you little rat bitch.

I wish I could like this post a million times. Fuck that rat bitch. One more out!

[Gourmand 7774]

Even a pro like Robert Ford is calling out Mike Fiers and the As for being a buncha rat vadges

[tx 3 putt 76947]

Get the for sure out 

[Huckleberry 32859]

Not 100% sure Maldonado isn't concussed right now. 

[WBT 20565]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Not 100% sure Maldonado isn't concussed right now. 

Yeah he doesn't seem right

[clapclapclap 9000]

Idiot Pressly kept looking down when Machete was telling him he wasn't yet ready.

[elfenix 34238]

have to do this the hard way

[Horn80 6119]

Pressly sucking

[Scraps 13561]

Pressly....stop fucking around ya dildo

[clapclapclap 9000]

Try another pitch you choking moron.

[Scraps 13561]

Strom go yell at this fuckstick

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Nothing's ever easy.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Why is pressly even pitching in a blow out?

[TonyTexas 10511]

[clapclapclap 9000]

Ump bailed Pressly out.

[Mack Tripper 696]

Why is pressly even pitching in a blow out?

Well yesterday we had a big lead and put in James and we now how that turned out.

[elfenix 34238]

STRIKE THREE BALLGAME ALCS HERE WE COME!

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

 

[Gourmand 7774]

STROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY

[Tonesky 935]

That's a wrap, boys.  See you in San Diego.

[tx 3 putt 76947]

Hell yes !!!!

 

[WBT 20565]

4 straight LCS!  Is that good?  It seems good.

 

[DaysOff 7948]

Yay

[StruggleBus 3922]

FUCK YEAH BABY LET’S WIN THE WORLD MOTHERFUCKING SERIES 

[tx 3 putt 76947]

#teamdusty 

[TexArcher 37774]

No big deal, just back in the ALCS for the 4th consecutive year.

 

[Huckleberry 32859]

Where does Pressly rank in the Houston bullpen? 5th?

Good thing "he's our closer."

[Wishbone 4760]

I must confess…I got out of the car for the 9th. I’ll be on a road trip for the ALCS. To anywhere.

[mbtex 683]

Most Hated World Tour Keeps Rolling on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elfenix 34238]

[Gourmand 7774]

I literally love the Houston Astros. I love Jose Altuve.

[Macklemore 2872]

I fucking love this team. 

[Lat22 4014]

Fuck you Oakland. Fuck your Fiers.

[David Dennison 18856]

Holy shit.

Tip of the cap.

I'm impressed.

[Updawg 2266]

Fuck yeah. Very impressive

[Guadaloopy 10968]

Clinching a playoff series in a silent Dodger Stadium brings back all of the feels. 

[DCA_HORN 725]

So what are they gonna say now?