2020 Astros Season Thread

[Scraps 13570]

Lol at these dumbass announcers questioning any defensive positioning by the Rays.

Yo dumbfucks it don't matter where they are we will hit it straight to someone lol

[Sleepygrad 1029]

lol

[Scraps 13570]

See exhibit X assholes

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Tucker has turtled like Tom Herman

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Rays are obviously using magnets to get the balls hit to them

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Been hating the 3pm starts but these games are taking fucking forever. Seems like everyone is 4+ hours.

[Scraps 13570]

Rays are obviously using magnets to get the balls hit to them

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[WBT 20653]

shit, Garneau leading off next inning

[Sleepygrad 1029]

holy shit, braves 7-0 in post season? damn

 

[TexArcher 38029]

10 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Tucker has turtled like Tom Herman

But I'd take Kyle Tucker as coach of our football team and it's not close.

[Mo Horn 8853]

That was an fucking ugly at bat

[WBT 20653]

now we're slipping out of the box to help them make webgems

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Takes a hit away from the speedy Altuve!"

Looked to me like Jose stumbled coming out of the box.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Again... sigh

[TexArcher 38029]

I'm getting sick of the Rays' shit.

 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Yeah we really couldn't ask more from our starting pitchers this series. The limited runs they have given up rival our starting pitching in last years playoffs when we had Cole and Verlander

[elfenix 34331]

get your head out of your ass altuve

[WBT 20653]

ugh..

[Macklemore 2873]

What the fuck Altuve

[TonyTexas 10524]

Yipsee 

[cabowabo 4513]

Altuve is gonna lose this series for us. 

[TexArcher 38029]

What the actual fuck, Altuve?

He's gotta be hurting somehow.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

3 fucking errors in 2 games. Gtfo here with your shitty defense.

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

So, I have 3 tv’s in my house. The one upstairs isn’t working, my son broke the one in the living room, and my wife is asleep in our bedroom. 
so, just watch on my direct tv app on the phone. Oh shit- it’s not supported to watch Tbs on my phone. 
trying to find one on reddit and they all look like they have aids. 
anyone hook a brother up to a stream? 

Edited October 14, 2020 by Wulaw Horn

[Limp Brisket 546]

It’s mental

[David Dennison 18945]

Wow. He does have the yips.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Our Altuve is broken.  

[Mo Horn 8853]

Altuve can't make a simple throw anymore. It's in his head. 

[A-Tex Devil 2461]

I’m getting Knoblauch/Sax/Mackey Sasser vibes.  He short armed that. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Altuve is not hurt. Don’t listen to the dipshit announcers.

[UTexasFight 9523]

he finally remembers how to hit and forgets how to throw 

[WBT 20653]

I'm not sure you need to pull urquidy right after he induces a double play ball.  He's only at 75 pitches.

[elfenix 34331]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

So, I have 3 tv’s in my house. The one upstairs isn’t working, my son broke the one I’m the living room, and my wife is asleep in our bedroom. 
so, just watch on my direct tv app ok the phone. Oh shit- it’s not supported to watch Tbs on my phone. 
trying to find one on reddit and they all look like they have aids. 
anyone hook a brother up to a stream? 

use tbs app on phone

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Something is up

[Scraps 13570]

So, I have 3 tv’s in my house. The one upstairs isn’t working, my son broke the one in the living room, and my wife is asleep in our bedroom. 
so, just watch on my direct tv app on the phone. Oh shit- it’s not supported to watch Tbs on my phone. 
trying to find one on reddit and they all look like they have aids. 
anyone hook a brother up to a stream? 

Don't even waste your time lol

[Limp Brisket 546]

Correa still should’ve gloved that shit ass throw.

[UTexasFight 9523]

Get him some playboys to read stat

[runthebone 8029]

So is Alvarez going to have to learn second so Altuve can DH next year?

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Fuck.  Game killer.  I would have left Urquidy in though. 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

Just now, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, I have 3 tv’s in my house. The one upstairs isn’t working, my son broke the one in the living room, and my wife is asleep in our bedroom. 
so, just watch on my direct tv app on the phone. Oh shit- it’s not supported to watch Tbs on my phone. 
trying to find one on reddit and they all look like they have aids. 
anyone hook a brother up to a stream? 

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Don't even waste your time lol

Well sure, but I’m a junkie. 

[The Dog 44124]

Steve Sax says hi.

[Rip76 4947]

That arm is done

[Guadaloopy 11012]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I'm not sure you need to pull urquidy right after he induces a double play ball.  He's only at 75 pitches.

Yeah... not sure that was inevitable like the announcers said.  

[Guest]

La Pina and Altuve need a whole chicken in the locker room

[clapclapclap 9000]

Altuve's home runs are half our runs scored in these 3 games.

[Blotto 23568]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, I have 3 tv’s in my house. The one upstairs isn’t working, my son broke the one in the living room, and my wife is asleep in our bedroom. 
so, just watch on my direct tv app on the phone. Oh shit- it’s not supported to watch Tbs on my phone. 
trying to find one on reddit and they all look like they have aids. 
anyone hook a brother up to a stream? 

https://buffstreams.tv/live-houston-astros

Works clean on my PC (no pop-ups, ads etc), but i have adblockers etc... not sure how it will treat you on your phone. 

[UTexasFight 9523]

triple play me, please 

[WBT 20653]

my kingdom for a 1-2-3

[Scraps 13570]

This announcer is dumber than fuck. He has to stay in 3 batters fuckstick

 

 

[UTexasFight 9523]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Altuve's home runs are half our runs scored in these 3 games.

Too bad his glove/arm are half of theirs

 

edit: over half 

Edited October 14, 2020 by UTexasFight