2020 Astros Season Thread

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More Breaking News.  Pimp daddy is gonna be back in 2021 

 

[UTPhil2006 3,809]

Does that make the Astros the 25th team hes played for?

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Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Does that make the Astros the 25th team hes played for?

lol looks like 12th 

[TonyTexas 10,521]

Windmill and pitching Yoda also coming back

 

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can any of them pitch ?

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[UTPhil2006 3,809]

More like Cody Failinger

[WBT 20,650]

Rodney?  Oh lord

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7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Rodney?  Oh lord

a young 43 !

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3 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

What's the read on Dusty, is he more of a man than Turn 1,000 Cheeks AJ?  

I mean, I'm cool with a Coward of the County approach, but even he had his limits.

First chance after they plunk us we need to send up 3 disposable pitchers to hit 3 Dodgers in a row.

I recall when Baker was managing the Cubs, they got into sort of a feud with the Astros, where they threw at us a few times.  They even plunked Oswalt one time, if I remember correctly.

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[runthebone 8,027]

Bartolo Colon is only 47

[TonyTexas 10,521]

Pitching staff is in shambles with little relief in site. 

 

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Yesssssss

[HtownHorn 14,760]

Dusty Baker getting his 2021 option picked up. Through 4 games, only 1 major managerial mistake.

In other news, some Scrubb just took Biagini's spot.

Edited July 28, 2020 by HtownHorn

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59 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bartolo Colon is only 47

He may be full of crap.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Dusty Baker getting his 2021 option picked up. Through 4 games, only 1 major managerial mistake.

In other news, some Scrubb just took Biagini's spot.

Scrubb was traded for White.  So many jokes..

[HtownHorn 14,760]

In some unrelated Verlander news, Miles Mikolas who tried to rest and rehab a flexor strain has decided on season ending surgery.

[TonyTexas 10,521]

On 7/27/2020 at 6:01 PM, TonyTexas said:

O/U on J̶o̶s̶h̶ ̶J̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ Valdez inningsand walks? I say 4 on both. 

Updated 

Edited July 28, 2020 by TonyTexas

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FS1 has started their pre-game show.  

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10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

FS1 has started their pre-game show.  

No fans.  No John Schmolz.  Fuck the talking heads.  Nobody knows shit about how things are gonna go this season.

Just play the fucking games.

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FS1 has started their pre-game show.  

Well Frank Thomas is still an idiot

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No fans.  No John Schmolz.  Fuck the talking heads.  Nobody knows shit about how things are gonna go this season.

Just play the fucking games.

They shouldn't even be on here but uh covid aka Marlins killed the philly/nyy game

 

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Extra rest for the Yankees, sounds like these games won’t be made up 

[TonyTexas 10,521]

This from a guy that somehow managed to make Tyler Bauer look almost reasonable. 

 

Edited July 29, 2020 by TonyTexas

[utxmike05 1,828]

Damnit that pregame replay montage of all those players saying how we cheated and stole shit yada yada got me HOT. Fuck those hypocrites.

Bring it mfers


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framber looks nervous 

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22 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This from a guy that somehow managed to make Tyler Bauer look almost reasonable. 

 

Um, he's not supposed to be watching games.

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That's the Bellinger I remember. 

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STFDCM

[Guadaloopy 11,010]

Bellinger whiff made me nostalgic.  

[utxmike05 1,828]

Sit down bitch

 

 

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[Guadaloopy 11,010]

Really tired of the Seager brothers.  

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Down and in, bitch!

Framber looking very good.  

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Framber looking very good.  

Of course he follows this up with his first free pass.

 

[Guadaloopy 11,010]

So Kike is an orgy guy now.  

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Haha, got your hopes up!  Grab your gloves.

[utxmike05 1,828]

Josh still owns right field. Thank you.


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8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Really tired of the Seager brothers.  

Their popularity is sinking Like a Rock.

Edited July 29, 2020 by clapclapclap
Blame it on midnight. Shame on the moon.

[Guadaloopy 11,010]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Their popularity is sinking like a rock.

I’m ready to turn the page on them.  

[Planet Houston 4,930]

SHOWWWWWWWWWWWREA!!!!

[utxmike05 1,828]

Jeezus. On dem Buehler nuts.


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Boom

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Showrrea!!

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correa took out lil shep ????

[elfenix 34,331]

Correa!

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[TonyTexas 10,521]

CoHRrea!

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