2020 Astros Season Thread

[RoundRobin 828]

[runthebone 7932]

Let's win the whole fucking thing

[Scraps 13542]

My shirt worked

[kevwun 15653]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

5 hours ago, PantsTent said:

I'm in.  Anybody use mlb.tv with yonder tv to get around blackouts?  That's what I signed up for yesterday.  
 

That's my setup. Works like a champ.

Roku changed stuff and mine won't work with smartproxydns anymore.  fuckers.  I will be using the att sport website and app.

Edited July 24, 2020 by kevwun

[Guadaloopy 10926]

28 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

 

My reaction to Yordan on that list:

[Gourmand 7774]

I'm testing a trial run with mlbtv and express VPN. Hopefully it works and if not I'll just roll with r/mlbstreams.

Great news about Alvarez and Urquidy.

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[ChickenSandwich 9798]

18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Roku changed stuff and mine won't work with smartproxydns anymore.  fuckers.  I will be using the att sport website and app.

Does the app work with streaming boxes?  Apple TV, fire stick etc?

[kevwun 15653]

I am not sure about apple tv, but I have to cast to my roku or connect directly to the tv.  There's no roku channel for it.

[WBT 20422]

Let's do this

[henrygandorf 29177]

anyone know what's up with the wonky start times?

typically the games are on here at 5:10 (7:10 in houston).  i just looked at the first several weeks, and i don't think we have one game starting at that time.  they're all over the place.

even looks like the road games out west will start at 6:10 my time, just like tonight.  gonna be some funky shadows.

[Scraps 13542]

tonight most likely because we are 2nd game of a doubleheader on mlb network

But I said earlier in the offseason since we are only playing AL/NL West that all our pacific time zone away games should start at 8:10pm  instead of 9:10pm since fans aren't  being able to attend.    6:10 pacific start doesn't hurt as much now.  

Little did I know they were going to do that and help the West teams out when they travel here and not have a bunch of 5:10 pacific starts like they normally do.  

Edited July 24, 2020 by Scraps

[jkates 316]

After the rest of the team warms up, Yordan will show up and it'll be like hitting the nitrous!

[CycleTex87 2954]

Hope Yordan's stint in CC lasts long enough for him to get the airport and fly to H-Town for BP tonight.

[kevwun 15653]

Depends if he's been able to workout and hit for the last several weeks.

[PantsTent 2002]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Roku changed stuff and mine won't work with smartproxydns anymore.  fuckers.  I will be using the att sport website and app.

My Roku is working but don't know if the Yonder DNS is doing its job yet.  They have something about Roku forcing use of google DNS and my Google Fiber router might not let me change it.  I have another router to try if not.  Can probably test during Rangers game at 7pm.  I won't fret too much tonight since it's on MLB network and I'll be several beers in by that point to play IT guy.

[kevwun 15653]

You may be able to get around that by adding static routes in your router to keep the requests from getting to google if you are able to do that in their router.  I think I am going to stick with using the att app and website for awhile.  I have already been through 2 dns proxy services and both eventually stopped working.  I really hope ATT gets around to selling the channel so I can watch the Astros on Dish again.

Edited July 24, 2020 by kevwun

[TonyTexas 10482]

Today’s lineup 

Edited July 24, 2020 by TonyTexas

[clapclapclap 9000]

Time to finish business.

[Gourmand 7774]

Today’s lineup 

I miss AJ

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[Guadaloopy 10926]

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I miss AJ

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My first thought seeing that lineup as well.  

[texashorne 1177]

Whatever. Dart board line up and they still win the division.

[Rip76 4914]

LFG!!!!

[David Dennison 18659]

Let the beanings begin!

[Scraps 13542]

I miss AJ

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He was too busy making the fucking lineup card pretty while his bench coach and players were setting up a fucking trash can and monitor.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

He was too busy making the fucking lineup card pretty while his bench coach and players were setting up a fucking trash can and monitor.

Damn Trevor... enjoy Cincinnati.

Edited July 24, 2020 by slorch

[Scraps 13542]

Lol i just think AJ is a pussy.

[runthebone 7932]

16 minutes ago, slorch said:

Damn Trevor... enjoy Cincinnati.

It's Tyler

[Scraps 13542]

Watching these other games.....damn that fucking crack when George gets a hold of one of these is gonna be boner time

[TonyTexas 10482]

Let’s hear your bold predictions for the season. 
 

I think Correa is going to stay healthy and be a MVP candidate. 

Edited July 25, 2020 by TonyTexas

[Telegraph_it 3354]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Let’s make our bold predictions for the season. 
 

I think Correa is going to stay healthy and be a MVP candidate. 

Checks how many games are in the season. 
 

[Gourmand 7774]

Enoli Paredes is going to becomr the setup guy for Pressly and Osuna gets kicked down the bullpen order.

LMJ finishes in top 5 in AL CY voting.

Altuve wins AL MVP.



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[Rimbo 25784]

Let's do this!

FUCK THE DOYERS. FUCK THE JANKEES. FUCK EVERYONE BUT US!

2ykg5.

[Rimbo 25784]

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think Correa is going to stay healthy and be a MVP candidate. 

[WBT 20422]

Give me Uncle Mike and Altuve going 1 - 2 for the batting title.

 

Also, little Biggio just hit a 3-run HR for Buffalo

Edited July 25, 2020 by WBT

[Planet Houston 4923]

Sorry for checking in late, fellas. I look forward to posting a lot of this, and we are gonna win the whole fucking thing. 

[Planet Houston 4923]

29 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Let’s hear your bold predictions for the season. 
 

I think Correa is going to stay healthy and be a MVP candidate. 

60-0 and the WS title

Edited July 25, 2020 by Planet Houston

[Scraps 13542]

Let’s hear your bold predictions for the season. 
 
I think Correa is going to stay healthy and be a MVP candidate. 

Nothing i'd say is bold cause we are gonna gang rape (yes offensive 0 fucks given) the league

[Rimbo 25784]

11 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Sorry for checking in late, fellas. I look forward to posting a lot of this, and we are gonna win the whole fucking thing. 

27kg5 baby

[tx 3 putt 76396]

Time to take care of business 

[Honeysucklerose 958]

Hey idiots. Good to see you all again. Let’s GGGGGOOOOOOOOOO

[Lat22 3994]

Root them in guys. This is not going to work for me this “season”. Fake fan noise, cheating, political bullshit, pregnant Julia, etc etc etc. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Root them in guys. This is not going to work for me this “season”. 

That's like you're opinion man

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[randygilman 643]

Someone’s going to ask Grienke about not kneeling, and I can guarantee his response is going to be: “I didn’t want to.” And there will be no further explanation.

[Steamboat1874 4032]

Link mother fuckers

[randygilman 643]

I am also glad we are not going to be robbed of springers contract year

[PantsTent 2002]

Let’s go!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Go Astros.  Fuck the Yankees.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Wish I had not cut the cord...

[TexArcher 37519]

Some of y'all need to google "reddit MLB streams"...

I mean, I've heard that, anyway...

Allegedly...

[elfenix 34171]

and we're back!