2020 Astros Season Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Tucker... still... is... something. 

Just can’t seem to turn the corner. Wonder when enough is enough.

[maninblack 7974]

Maldy needs to hit a bomb. He owes us

[Limp Brisket 546]

Good grief, so the umps have a bone to pick.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

Tucker... still... is... something. 

Frustrating as fuck.

[UTexasFight 9379]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Just can’t seem to turn the corner. Wonder when enough is enough.

are you guys watching the guy he’s facing?

i’mcutting him some slack against the filth Graterol is throwing

[Scraps 13542]

Scrubb got a donk...i know js be noticing

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I remember a time we were down 3 at home against the Dodgers going to the bottom of the 5th

That game went 5 hours and 17 minutes.  It is already 11:03 here in NYC.  That would be a 2 AM plus ending time.  I do not think I could handle that.

[UTexasFight 9379]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

That game went 5 hours and 17 minutes.  It is already 11:03 here in NYC.  That would be a 2 AM plus ending time.  I do not think I could handle that.

Pussy

 

/obligatory 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

I am not really liking the Fox piped in crowd noise.  I prefer it quiet like on MLB network.

[Guest]

Not a professional throw...

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Pussy

 

/obligatory 

Fair.  I have an 8 AM call tomorrow.  I had a 7:30 AM call this AM.  Sigh.  Work getting in the way of my baseball watching.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Eat a dick, Joe Kelly. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Jackass joe Kellly

[Gourmand 7774]

Eat a dick, Joe Kelly. 

Preferably syphilitic

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[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Fuck the Dodgers.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

EABOD Joe Kelly.

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Yeah, this is on purpose.  Fuck this guy.  And fuck the Dodgers.

[Guest]

It's about to get heavy...

 

If innocent ole Joe doesn't know where the pitch is going, then why have they gone behind the two most outspoken Astros?

 

Absolute coincidence.

Edited July 29, 2020 by slorch

[UTexasFight 9379]

Kelly has no clue where the ball is going

Edited July 29, 2020 by UTexasFight

[maninblack 7974]

Let's just do this. 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Hey ump, how bout a warning?
 

Watch out ya don’t get killed.  

Edited July 29, 2020 by Guadaloopy

[maninblack 7974]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Christ, Correa!

[UTexasFight 9379]

 

Edited July 29, 2020 by UTexasFight

[clapclapclap 9000]

Dumbass Fox cut away from some jawing after that final out.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Social distance baseball brawl!

[UTexasFight 9379]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Dumbass Fox cut away from some jawing after that final out.

Bullpen and benches cleared

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Let’s just rumble.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

wtf ???? show it 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Joe Kelly keeps jawing.  Fuck that guy.

Fox:  "Joe Kelly isn't trying to hit anyone."

He fucking almost hit 3 Astros players.  Fucker wasn't even on the 2017 Dodgers team.

Edited July 29, 2020 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Yeah. Benches clear. Looked like Kelley blew a kiss to Correa. Waiting for a replay

[Guest]

Correa put himself out there?

 

he didn't throw behind 2 batters.

 

Fuck these announcers   fuck Joe Kelly.   Have an ounce of class, asshjole.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

yuli talked a lot of shit out there 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just now, slorch said:

Correa put himself out there?

Um, yeah.  He's the team smartass.  It's glorious, but stuff comes with that.

[David Dennison 18655]

Fuck it. Throw at Cody Bellinger's face.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

give'em hell dusty !

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

todd kalas just said “pimp”

[Guest]

It's gonna be this way all year.  Start hitting their fucking players.

 

LFG.

 

 Joe kelly's scrawny ass will get beaten.

 

Announcers still ignoring the two wild ass pitches( deliberate)

Edited July 29, 2020 by slorch

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Just now, slorch said:

It's gonna be this way all year.  Start hitting their fucking players.

 

LFG.

 

 Joe kelly's scrawny ass will get beaten.

 

Announcers still ignoring the two wild ass pitches( deliberate)

No, they are saying that he wasn't trying to hit anyone (narrator: he was).

[David Dennison 18655]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

It's gonna be this way all year.  Start hitting their fucking players.

 

LFG.

 

 Joe kelly's scrawny ass will get beaten.

 

Announcers still ignoring the two wild ass pitches( deliberate)

Other teams will be allowed to throw at us. Then both teams will get a warning before we can retaliate.

Which is what just happened.

Edited July 29, 2020 by David Dennison

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This AA bullpen is not going to cut it.

[Guadaloopy 10921]

2 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

todd kalas just said “pimp”

And he was wrong.  Carlos would absolutely pimp a home run. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Um, yeah.  He's the team smartass.  It's glorious, but stuff comes with that.

Kelly should have been ejected if that's where this is going.

 

 

End the shenanigans immediately.   Make a statement.  2 throws behind batters.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

astros are getting zero calls from this ump 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

And he was wrong.  Carlos would absolutely pimp a home run. 

As he should

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Anyone else get the feeling these FOX announcers have zero interest in seeing the Astros win?

[Scraps 13542]

I want Scrubb to hit this dude. Don't cqre if he is suspended 10 games

[Sbbruin 21722]

12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Yeah, this is on purpose.  Fuck this guy.  And fuck the Dodgers.

No.

12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Kelly has no clue where the ball is going

This.  He’s a head case.  When he’s off, he’s a trainwreck.  No way he’s throwing at anybody with 2 men on base against a 2 for 2 Correa.  I wish he was headhunting, but he wasn’t.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Just now, Scraps said:

I want Scrubb to hit this dude. Don't cqre if he is suspended 10 games

I just said the same thing.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Fired up the Astros broadcast.  What the heck, FS1 is on about a 40-second delay.