2020 Astros Season Thread

[Guest]

at least Jansen is coming up.

He's unhittable.

[UTexasFight 9431]

Hiiiii Kenley

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Hell yes. Well done.

[UTexasFight 9431]

They better be looping game 5, 10th inning on the big board right now 

Edited July 29, 2020 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20561]

Jansen in...doomed

[Sbbruin 21842]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Hiiiii Kenley

I feel nauseous.

[UTexasFight 9431]

Carlos walking the walk tonight 

[WBT 20561]

Carlos with 3 of our 4 hits.  4 doesn't seem like very many.

[Scraps 13561]

Man when our top 3 pull their heads put of their asses we may be decent

[UTexasFight 9431]

[clapclapclap 9000]

Come back tomorrow and get the split.

[Guest]

blew it in one inning.

Come back tomorrow.   Houston Hump Day.

[WBT 20561]

Damnit, need to score some runs off of raggedy ann tomorrow

[Rimbo 25919]

fuck 2020

[Planet Houston 4930]

Well that sucked. 

But, on the positive side, did you all agree that the "Get on the mount, motherfucker" came from Dusty?  Cause it came from Dusty.  And that's fucking awesome.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

39 minutes ago, Scraps said:

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fuck these 8pm starts too 

You literally do nothing. Why are you even crying lol

cuts into two and half men reruns !

[Scraps 13561]

Well got damn lmao

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well that sucked. 

But, on the positive side, did you all agree that the "Get on the mount, motherfucker" came from Dusty?  Cause it came from Dusty.  And that's fucking awesome.

That was Dusty?

I wasn't excited about the hire because of his playoff record, but I'm all in now.

[tx 3 putt 76905]

i thought that was dusty too

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Listen a little further and the Astros broadcast explains that there was more that triggered that:

This is why I actually love the empty stadiums.

Edited July 29, 2020 by clapclapclap

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Pretty sure it was. I don’t know of another candidate for that tenor and delivery. It did not sound like a young person’s (or a white or Hispanic person’s) voice. And it wasn’t Uncle Mike, the camera was on him when it was said. 

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

I think the real debate now is if it was 'Little' or "Mother'...

Either way, that will now be Joe Kelly's 'Wooooooooooh' for us.

Edited July 29, 2020 by clapclapclap
My ears are on Team Little

[Scraps 13561]

It was 100% Dusty its not even in question

[tx 3 putt 76905]

hell yes !

[Scraps 13561]

All you guys need to do is watch tonights Dusty post game presser and if any of you didn't like him, or are still wavering then fuck you go root for the Dodgers or some other team

[tx 3 putt 76905]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I think the real debate now is if it was 'Little' or "Mother'...

 

it can go either way 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

this needs to be on the wall >>> Dusty Baker: “We didn’t say anything. We don’t start nothing. But we don’t take nothing either.”

[Scraps 13561]

There was so much good shit in there.

 

I like when asked if he thought he would hear from Dave(Roberts)tonight or tomorrow

 

"I don't care"

 

Also...."are you going to talk to your team"

 

"No I am not gonna talk to them, we didn't do anything wrong"

 

 

[Scraps 13561]

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

[Planet Houston 4930]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

[Scraps 13561]

Oberholtzers dumbass is prob available too

[tx 3 putt 76905]

67 - 90 4.45 

[UTexasFight 9431]

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

Good heavens...

we’re gonna end up with Wesley Wright and Josh Fields again aren’t we?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Excellent, we even have a conspiracy theory.

For a loss, this was still a pretty fun game.

[Scraps 13561]

Javier v May tomorrow

Get the bullpen ready again

[Scraps 13561]

Lol LMJ/Correa lowkey with help of Ariel

[tx 3 putt 76905]

that's hilarious

 

also, tony sipp is available !

[tx 3 putt 76905]

start making calls : http://www.espn.com/mlb/freeagents/_/position/rp

 

[henrygandorf 29189]

no folty talk?

2 hours ago, slorch said:

blew it in one inning.

two bad innings this season. bullpen has been pretty awesome considering no peacock, pressly, or smith. 

we’re not even hitting. also no yordan. keep going 3-2 and we’ll be fine. 

[Gourmand 7774]

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[Guest]

The Dodgers managed to inflame the situation at their behest, regardless of the fact that 1) baseball is actually being played again and 2) there were no Astros fans to bear down on them for being shitass little cunt bitches.

 

[WBT 20561]

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

If we offer him the minimum, he better run it by Jon Singleton first to see if he should sign or hold out for more.

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Oberholtzers dumbass is prob available too

If we're getting the gang back together, Cosart is rested, ready, and covid-free (probably).

Edited July 29, 2020 by WBT

[closetohumping 17438]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this needs to be on the wall >>> Dusty Baker: “We didn’t say anything. We don’t start nothing. But we don’t take nothing except the L”

Fify

[Mez2 4023]

First pitch should be right right in Betts' ribs, he wasn't there in 17 but neither was joe kelly, they did cheat on the red Sox though so fuck them 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Javier v May tomorrow

Get the bullpen ready again

Bodybags.   I want them.  If it's gonna be fucked up, then go all the way.

[jkates 316]

Maybe Joe Kelly said, "Nice RING, b*&@$." 

🤷‍♂️

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

If we offer him the minimum, he better run it by Jon Singleton first to see if he should sign or hold out for more.

If we're getting the gang back together, Cosart is rested, ready, and covid-free (probably).

Is Mark Appel available?

[Gourmand 7774]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

If we offer him the minimum, he better run it by Jon Singleton first to see if he should sign or hold out for more.

If we're getting the gang back together, Cosart is rested, ready, and covid-free (probably).

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jarred-cosart-5999ba149

Searching for what's next. Go get him Click!

[Sbbruin 21842]

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

First pitch should be right right in Betts' ribs, he wasn't there in 17 but neither was joe kelly, they did cheat on the red Sox though so fuck them 

If that did happen, things would get interesting very quickly.  Social distancing may become difficult to maintain.  Carrot Cole will be ready to respond.