2020 Astros Season Thread

[TexArcher 37519]

1 pitch, 1 out.

Easy game.

[Scraps 13542]

Evan white....sucks as bad as Tyler White

[Honeysucklerose 958]

You gotta swing the bat, rookie

[Scraps 13542]

Dominate first.

Time to go down to pound town

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

[WBT 20422]

Happy JV Day!

[utxmike05 1825]

Go Stros !!!!!

and fuck ATT uverse for continuing to fuck people wout it. Glad I have a friend’s login but can only watch on iPad since the app doesn’t let you mirror to TV. BS. And MLB channel showed on guide but it is blacked out. Fuk

Playball!


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[runthebone 7932]

Fuck you, ump

[Js1 85110]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Fuck you, ump

Weird to see a strikeout on a 5 ball, 1 strike count. Lol

[Mo Horn 8807]

New season horrible umpiring continues. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

New season horrible umpiring continues. 

At least they are consistent.  Consistently shitty.

[UTexasFight 9380]

17 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

Let’s go!

I love it

that looks worse than Sherriff Blaylock’s which is impressive 

 

 

just fucking with you. I would destroy that in two seconds right now

[Scraps 13542]

Shitastic pitch

[Scraps 13542]

Not quite pound town

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Obligatory.  

[UTexasFight 9380]

JV giving up solo bombs on high fastballs talk not going away 

Edited July 25, 2020 by UTexasFight

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Ughhh.

[TonyTexas 10482]

JV continuing his habit of giving up solo bombs. 

[elfenix 34171]

there's that JV solo homer

[TexArcher 37519]

Welp, JV waited an extra inning for the first inning dinger at least.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Haven’t posted since the World Series. Let’s fucking go!

[Guadaloopy 10926]

That back foot slider is impossible for lefties.  

[elfenix 34171]

only good thing about no fans in the stands is the missing excited cheers on noisy fly outs

Edited July 25, 2020 by elfenix

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

the digitally inserted ads are already annoying me. fuck karbud.

[rvm96 1643]

You could say that again

 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Who's gonna knock our first base hit of 2020?

[Gourmand 7774]

i need to see some Juila

[Tommy Nobis 905]

You fuckers bitch about everything. Just be glad we are watching baseball god fucking dammit

This. It’s been almost 9 months since we last played a game.

[Scraps 13542]

the digitally inserted ads are already annoying me. fuck karbud.

You fuckers bitch about everything. Just be glad we are watching baseball god fucking dammit

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Who's gonna knock our first base hit of 2020?

Reddick

[runthebone 7932]

How many pitches is Baker going to let JV throw?  150?

[Scraps 13542]

Lolz dee gordan getting foul ball

[Gourmand 7774]

Let's gooooooooooooooo 

Score some fucking runs

[WBT 20422]

Only 31 pitches through 3

[Tommy Nobis 905]

How many pitches is Baker going to let JV throw?  150?

Well he’s on pace to throw a 90 pitch complete game so...

[clapclapclap 9000]

Need Hannah to reach hurricane status and a few outer bands to hit Houston.  We win championships when hit by hurricanes.

 

Edited July 25, 2020 by clapclapclap
Blue Shed Long, Jr struck out as I typed that.

[Gourmand 7774]

Here we go

[runthebone 7932]

6 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Reddick

Of course

[Mo Horn 8807]

7 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Reddick

 winner

[WBT 20422]

wooooooooo

[thetruth 149]

Which one of you drunks had their money on Reddick for first hit?

[TexArcher 37519]

2 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Which one of you drunks had their money on Reddick for first hit?

Does Mama Reddick post here??

[henrygandorf 29177]

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Need Hannah to reach hurricane status and a few outer bands to hit Houston.  We win championships when hit by hurricanes.

 

is the tropical storm named hannah?  i just got chills.  i had a disaster of an ex named hannah and people used to call her hurricane hannah and she thought it was a compliment.  chills.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Need Hannah to reach hurricane status and a few outer bands to hit Houston.  We win championships when hit by hurricanes.
 

There’s plenty of storm season left. /ducks head

[WBT 20422]

4 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Which one of you drunks had their money on Reddick for first hit?

the parlay with machete with the 1st rbi would have been money

[Gourmand 7774]

Machete smoked that one

[TexArcher 37519]

9-hole ribbies give me a chubby.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, Gourmand said:

Machete smoked that one

Got it going in the garage on my DJ system, sounded like a rifle shot.

[WBT 20422]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Machete smoked that one

104 mph

[tx 3 putt 76395]

Damn