2020 Astros Season Thread

[Guadaloopy 10975]

5 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Yes, he was. He doesn't want to apologize to Astros batters who cheated, but why doesn't he hit himself for cheating in 2018?

That’s what he was doing when he broke his bedroom window. 

[sidis 9832]

4 hours ago, n64ra said:

Yes, he was. He doesn't want to apologize to Astros batters who cheated, but why doesn't he hit himself for cheating in 2018?

We are talking about this douche...the fourth pitch beam guy. 
 

 

 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

16 hours ago, sidis said:

We are talking about this douche...the fourth pitch beam guy. 
 

 

 

I'm always shocked that guys are controlled enough to not take the bat to the mound.

[tx 3 putt 77115]

Let’s do this 

[tx 3 putt 77115]

LuLz springer wasting his power in the lead off spot !!!!!

[David Dennison 18925]

6 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

I'm always shocked that guys are controlled enough to not take the bat to the mound.

Probably because they know if they did they would be banned from baseball.

[WBT 20623]

No Trout tonight?  That's a shame

[tx 3 putt 77115]

LMJ needs to get out off this inning 

[David Dennison 18925]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

No Trout tonight?  That's a shame

No Trout all weekend. Wife is due on Monday.

[WBT 20623]

Got him.  Nice kamikaze curve

[tx 3 putt 77115]

Break it open 

[WBT 20623]

wooooo!

Damn Uncle Mike, unhitch the trailer.

[WBT 20623]

There you go Ted

[tx 3 putt 77115]

woooooooooo

[UTexasFight 9506]

Y’all keep talking shit bout Tucker

[Limp Brisket 546]

Keep talkin shit bout Tucker

[tx 3 putt 77115]

tucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20623]

Machete's about to break it open

[UTexasFight 9506]

The ad behind home plate...

a revolving sushi bar is exactly what I want in 2020

[henrygandorf 29192]

this rally monkey conversation is entertaining me more than it should.  most of my in-person astros games are in anaheim, and i fucking hate that thing.

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The ad behind home plate...

a revolving sushi bar is exactly what I want in 2020

What could possibly go wrong?

[WBT 20623]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

this rally monkey conversation is entertaining me more than it should.  most of my in-person astros games are in anaheim, and i fucking hate that thing.

So they're really doing the same thing they started in the 2002 world series year?  They finally fired Scioscia, it seems like that would be a good time to retire it.

[Scraps 13566]

Damn nice AB by Machete

[Scraps 13566]

Dude cant find the zone and i bet Altuve swings out of his shoes first pitch lol

[tx 3 putt 77115]

damn altuve was moving 

[Scraps 13566]

Shocker

[UTexasFight 9506]

Not bad

 

 

[WBT 20623]

Damn Jose.  At least he beat it out.

[Scraps 13566]

Bregman needs to put the nail in the coffin

[elfenix 34326]

Walkman

[elfenix 34326]

Bye Felicia

[UTexasFight 9506]

Brantley about to up those MVP numbers

[TonyTexas 10518]

I’ve missed nights like tonight. Astros and Rockets on. Remote getting a workout. Just ate a steak and twice baked potato. Scotch in my hand. Life is getting back to good. 

[Scraps 13566]

I’ve missed nights like tonight. Astros and Rockets on. Remote getting a workout. Just ate a steak and twice baked potato. Scotch in my hand. Life is getting back to good. 

And then mlb season canceled this monday womp womp

[elfenix 34326]

Dio for the bumper music, nice

[TonyTexas 10518]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’ve missed nights like tonight. Astros and Rockets on. Remote getting a workout. Just ate a steak and twice baked potato. Scotch in my hand. Life is getting back to good. 

And then mlb season canceled this monday womp womp

 

[Scraps 13566]

Old man Yuli is like wtf....BRO

[elfenix 34326]

out of it!

[WBT 20623]

109 mph for Tucker.  I've been beating this drum for awhile but can't someone teach this kid to elevate the ball?  It's all grounders and low line drives.

[UTexasFight 9506]

212 total exit velo in two ABs tonight so far

[clapclapclap 9000]

Tuck with a nice tribute to Ricky Henderson.

[UTexasFight 9506]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

109 mph for Tucker.  I've been beating this drum for awhile but can't someone teach this kid to elevate the ball?  It's all grounders and low line drives.

Relax

it’ll come. Unless 30/30 next year isn’t enough HRs for you and you like a  40/30 season 

 

Edited August 1, 2020 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20623]

Hermosillo is a definite green light.  Geez, that wasn't very deep at all.

[Scraps 13566]

Lol thanks at sucking replacement Trout

[Scraps 13566]

Well fuck me

[WBT 20623]

Uncle Mike's going to hit .400

[Scraps 13566]

Damn nice hustle by Correa

[Guadaloopy 10975]

Correa May hit .400.  He’ll get enough ABs to qualify and get hurt.   

[Scraps 13566]

I saw some stat today that Brantley and Correa were the only teammates with at least a .400 AVG and .500 OBP in the 2020 season thus far (minimum 10 ABs)

Looks like that will continue

[UTexasFight 9506]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Uncle Mike's going to hit .400

He’s gonna get the mvp

 

no way over 162, but he’ll keep this up for 2 months