2020 Astros Season Thread

[kevwun 15,594]

Altuve hit long before the trash can banging started.  He is late on everything right now and with his strikezone, it leads to some ugly ass swings.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,391]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We are still in spring training mode 

Which makes for a frustrating season but hopefully will set us up for winning in Oct. It's possible that the best strategy to win this year is more about keeping the team secure from COVID.

[UTexasFight 9,369]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

knew this was coming when I saw them fuck with the roof:

“Opening the roof in the fourth is ass,” McCullers said. “It’s not an excuse. It just is what it is. Balls were being hit  that were routine pop-ups and they were landing off walls. It was kind of just an unfortunate inning. But, like I said, the stuff was there. I felt really good. I just have to keep moving forward with that.”

I don’t know what he was watching...

I re-watched a fair amount of that inning looking to see if he was tipping considering how south it went as soon as he started pitching from the stretch, but nope. He was just leaving meatballs over the middle of the plate. 

[Scraps 13,531]

Straw wasn't the main cause of all this, but he fucked up 4+ times in that inning:

-He was diddling himself on the inside the park homer

-He then threw a shitty ass ball back in

-He slowed up on the ball that hit off the wall that he possibly could have caught

-Then he threw the ball in on that play like a fucking little league player by just turning and flinging it into the infield with no actually target

 

I am good with him never doing anything but pinch running ever again lol 

[Halohal 498]

Agree. What ever happen to crashing into the wall to get the out. Where's the shift in out field. Every ball that was hit seem to find the same gap. And Altuve needs to stay infield instead of going after pop up into right field foul territory. 

[UTexasFight 9,369]

20 minutes ago, Scraps said:

-He slowed up on the ball that hit off the wall that he possibly could have caught

-Then he threw the ball in on that play like a fucking little league player by just turning and flinging it into the infield with no actually target

 

He would have had it if there was a hill out there but yeah, I just shook my head at the little league fling...of course the whole team looks like a bunch of little leaguers right now soooo....

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

zero reason to play straw in center over springer. straw should be RF

 

Edited August 6, 2020 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

cc hooks facebook live going, lot of good stuff. bp practice and live bp about to take place 

[UTexasFight 9,369]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

cc hooks facebook live going, lot of good stuff. bp practice and live bp about to take place 

“Today’s Hooks. Tomorrow’s Astros...literally”

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

cc hooks facebook live going, lot of good stuff. bp practice and live bp about to take place 

Is Yordan taking part?

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Is Yordan taking part?

He is

[Scraps 13,531]

Abreu and Mayfield were the cuts to get down to 28

OU sucks

[Scraps 13,531]

Damn...he got the W today

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Whatahooks is an excellent symbol.

[Scraps 13,531]

So like 3 seasons the rate we are going

[Scraps 13,531]

Whatahooks is an excellent symbol.

I bought $30 worth of shit yesterday

https://hooks.milbstore.com/collections/whataburger-collection

[Guest]

New Jersey people suck...

'cept for Bielak and my daughter-in-law, who hails from the next town over from Edison, his home town.

[TexArcher 37,455]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Damn...he got the W today

Fuck that guy.

[Scraps 13,531]

Altuve don't fucking get picked off...you know this dude throws over 1000 times

[Guest]

this fucking guy...

52 pitches.

26 throws to first.

[Scraps 13,531]

Suck it Gallen bitch

[TexArcher 37,455]

And then he steals safely by a mile anyway, lol.

[Guest]

fuck you and your never ending throws to first.  Tuve with the steal.

Edited August 7, 2020 by slorch

[clapclapclap 9,000]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck that guy.

I hope you mean Fiers and not the Minor.

[WBT 20,397]

Ha, I'll take that

[Guest]

bad hop goes our way.

 

I'll take it.

[tx 3 putt 76,158]

nice to get a bounce 

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Nice little fuck you to this dipshit of a pitcher

[UTexasFight 9,369]

Thatll start a 10 game winning streak 

[TexArcher 37,455]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Thatll start a 10 game winning streak 

Which is the only way to start a 20-game winning streak.

 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

Nice little fuck you to this dipshit of a pitcher

20 throws to 1st base.

National guys giving props to Altuve for getting the steal on the time Gallen didn't throw over.

[Scraps 13,531]

1-2-3 inning huh

[TexArcher 37,455]

"Gallen's been thought highly enough of to be moved around to get some other pieces."

lulz

[UTexasFight 9,369]

BB can stay 

[Scraps 13,531]

Nice first start....very non Josh James....I can dig it

[UTexasFight 9,369]

Altuve can stay

[Guest]

ooops.

[TexArcher 37,455]

Altuve's breaking out.  Here we go.

[Scraps 13,531]

Altuve owning this bitch

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Been waiting for that.

[WBT 20,397]

Y'all keep talking about Altuve

[Guest]

20 throws to 2nd, please

 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Marte McFlyball

[Scraps 13,531]

Sneed gonna fuck up homeboys W

[Scraps 13,531]

Lets see if Taylor can keep the magic going

 

 

[runthebone 7,929]

Let's hold them to 7 or 8 here.

[Scraps 13,531]

Womp womp

[TexArcher 37,455]

This game is getting stupid.

[thetruth 149]

Bullpen sucks shit. 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Sneed is down there with chuckles for me.