2020 Astros Season Thread

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Damn, 8 guys with multi-hit games.  Is that good?  6 with at least 3 hits.  Do we have that many with 3 hits in the last week?

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

55 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Not on this day a year ago....

although this year, it would take a month to score this many runs.

 

I miss Yordan 

 

 

This year's team looks a lot more like the team that showed up the day after this game. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

And that was about the last time we played well for the next three weeks. 

[APMP 688]

Not on this day a year ago....
although this year, it would take a month to score this many runs.
 
I miss Yordan 
 
 

My god those OPS numbers

[clapclapclap 9,000]

For those (like me) who missed the 'brawl':

Dustin Garneau you don't

[UTexasFight 9,432]

Can someone explain the business side of offering extensions to (virtually) the entire coaching staff a week in to a season?

not saying I’m second guessing it, but just trying to understand why then.

[DaysOff 7,947]

It'd be cool if y'all swept these motherfuckers

[tx 3 putt 76,908]

Sweep would be good 

[henrygandorf 29,189]

laureano lol.

“I regret charging him because he’s a loser. [A suspension] is understandable, but I hope it’s not that many games.

“At the end of the day, I’m here to win a World Series with the Oakland Athletics — this wonderful group of guys. I don’t want to be a distraction. Obviously, I am right now. Hey, I’ve already moved on. I’m facing Julio Teheran today, and that’s all I’m thinking right now.”

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/08/ramon-laureano-alex-cintron-as-astros-brawl-loser-comment-mlb

[WBT 20,562]

Thattaboy Carlos.  Way to beat the shift.

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Wooooooooooo!!  Catcher's interference

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Uncle Mike!  That will help when you're in a slump.

[Guest]

Webb reminds me of the West Pointer Lieutenant in Hostiles, with Christian Bale.

[elfenix 34,232]

So this is what hitting looks like

[Tommy Nobis 905]

When does the LMJ meltdown happen? /ducks head

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It's a nice evening, should they open the roof?

[TonyTexas 10,510]

I find it interesting how quiet this board is when we’re playing a good game. 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Machete!

[utxmike05 1,828]

Jeezus second game a catcher drags a low ass pitch up into strike zone. Argue that shit,
Tucker.


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5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I find it interesting how quiet this board is when we’re playing a good game. 

Hard to type and fap at the same time 

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Really enjoying listening to Jon Miller on the SF radio broadcast.

Edit:  And of course as soon as I post that they start one of the innings where the other guy does 95% of the talking.

Edit Edit:  C'mon, Bregs.

Edited August 11, 2020 by clapclapclap

[WBT 20,562]

Give him an E

[utxmike05 1,828]

Welp. That’s that


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Blum thinks Andujar Cedeno was a pitcher

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Tromp is making tags great again.

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Jon Miller and Joe Morgan was as good as it gets 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Tucker is fucking lost as usual. Cut bait now. Should have traded him away when his minor

league stock was sky high.

[WBT 20,562]

Great start for LMJ.  Hopefully he can build on this one.

[Scraps 13,561]

James is so trash

[Scraps 13,561]

Fire that 98 in there son!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Here we go again

[WBT 20,562]

Leaving James in for a 2nd inning is just pressing your luck.

[tx 3 putt 76,908]

Fucking James 

[Scraps 13,561]

"Fastball missing its location"

That is every fastball he throws

[WBT 20,562]

But to make up for it he can hardly ever get anything else over the plate.

[UTexasFight 9,432]

James needs to start drinking whatever water Valdez found in the off-season.

[elfenix 34,232]

Motherfuck

[WBT 20,562]

So the guy that just homered last inning is up as the tying run.  Cool, cool.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

IIRC the Giants have several big come from behind late wins this season.

[elfenix 34,232]

Fuck this bullpen

[UTexasFight 9,432]

We’re about to give up a HR aren’t we 

[elfenix 34,232]

Astros win!

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

Finally. 

[WBT 20,562]

A win!  Never in doubt.  And as soon as it goes final in Arlington, we're back in 2nd place, boys.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Dusty baker was a dumbass for attempting a Josh James 2 inning outing.

[Planet Houston 4,930]

[TonyTexas 10,510]

Here are all of Tommy Nobis’ posts tonight. Such a bitch. Even Scraps sometimes points out good play when warranted. 
 

1 hour ago, Tommy Nobis said:

When does the LMJ meltdown happen? /ducks head

 

52 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Tucker is fucking lost as usual. Cut bait now. Should have traded him away when his minor

league stock was sky high.

 

30 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Here we go again

 

15 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Dusty baker was a dumbass for attempting a Josh James 2 inning outing.

 

Edited August 11, 2020 by TonyTexas

[Tommy Nobis 905]

The LMJ no hitter post was a joke. What other posts was I wrong about? Tucker sucks, we had a 6 run lead and gave up 4 late to almost choke, hence the here we go again post. And dusty without a doubt should have never brought James back out.

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23 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Dusty baker was a dumbass for attempting a Josh James 2 inning outing.

6-1 lead, james is out there to eat those innings