2020 Astros Season Thread

[Scraps 13542]

This ump is a dickweed

[Scraps 13542]

lmao wtf was Bemboom doing

[Honeysucklerose 957]

lmao wtf was Bemboom doing

Heading for 2nd

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Toro sucks

[WBT 20421]

4 hours ago, WBT said:

This Trout guy seems to strike out looking a lot.

Lulz, this ump must feel the same way

[runthebone 7932]

Almost Biagini time

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

I subscribed to MLB.tv this year and use it with Express Vpn successfully. 

For some reason that setup quit working for me a week ago.  I was clearing cache and closing out Chrome both before and after, but for some reason MLB sniffed it out.  Using the same east coast location every time.  Chrome probably ratted me out some way.  Google is evil.

Switched to Reddit, Volokit, Bilas, etc. and no problems.   

[Scraps 13542]

This dude can't be worse than Biagini

[WBT 20421]

good job new guy

[Gourmand 7774]

For some reason that setup quit working for me a week ago.  I was clearing cache and closing out Chrome both before and after, but for some reason MLB sniffed it out.  Using the same east coast location every time.  Chrome probably ratted me out some way.  Google is evil.
Switched to Reddit, Volokit, Bilas, etc. and no problems.   

Hmmm that makes me a little nervous. I've had it go out on me but changing locations or toggling the VPN extension and then restarting my browser and usually works. I've been pleasantly surprised that I've been able to watch on my TV's with a fire stick and MLBTV+Express VPN.

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[Gourmand 7774]

Tucker is raking

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[WBT 20421]

Ted may match Gattis's triples number in a 60 game season.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Tucker the Tripler

[Scraps 13542]

Here.we.go.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Toro! Toro! Toro!

[Gourmand 7774]

I did not expect that. 

[WBT 20421]

47 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Toro sucks

Y'all keep talking shit about Toro

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Y'all keep talking shit about Toro

He still sucks

[Scraps 13542]

Kind of a bitch move by Maddon there imo

[WBT 20421]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

He still sucks

well, yeah

[Gourmand 7774]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Kind of a bitch move by Maddon there imo

makes sense, third time through the lineup

[Gourmand 7774]

 Altuve was too wound up for that 3-1 pitch

[clapclapclap 9000]

Dammit, Jose doing better but still just can't be patient enough. 

[WBT 20421]

I'd feel better if we had 4 more innings to work with

[Gourmand 7774]

Blummer has 69 jokes

[Scraps 13542]

Well this has gone back to shit

[Scraps 13542]

Is kalas retarded?

[Scraps 13542]

I like how ump didn't call 1st pitch a strike that was a strike and then last one that was same area but fucking way lower a strike

[clapclapclap 9000]

Go sit on the bus, Drew Carey.

[Scraps 13542]

Hey we get to see Biagini give up a grand slam

[WBT 20421]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well this has gone back to shit

things are looking up now with chuckles inheriting the bases loaded

[UTexasFight 9380]

A hit the other way!

[clapclapclap 9000]

She likes that Bemboom pow

Them chickens jackin' her style

[Jshep34 2304]

This Trout guy seems to strike out looking a lot.

Some idiot paid over a mill for that scrubs baseball card

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[WBT 20421]

Damn, Correa had an out at 3rd right in front of him.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Looks like we might lose, good buddy.

[WBT 20421]

Lulz at Shohei.  He's tried to walk at least 3 times and been called back

[Gourmand 7774]

Biagini needs to never pitch for the Astros again

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[UTexasFight 9380]

10 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Biagini needs to never pitch for the Astros again

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He’s only averaging giving up 2.3 runs per...inning.
 

 

 

[HtownHorn 14487]

Urquidy and Peacock are needed greatly. I can think of 2 pitchers that would be cut tomorrow if they were healthy and ready to pitch.

[Jshep34 2304]

Sometimes forget peacock is on the team

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[UTexasFight 9380]

And just like that we’re past the halfway point...and on queue, a little mini “all star break”.

No Astros baseball for 72 hours.

Please self quarantine...

 

[tx 3 putt 76371]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Urquidy and Peacock are needed greatly. I can think of 2 pitchers that would be cut tomorrow if they were healthy and ready to pitch.

No shit, were are they at ???

[Gourmand 7774]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

No shit, were are they at ???

They should be joining the team soon, the hope was this weekend but that covid positive at CC last week threw a curve into that plan. Their returns are delayed because of that and it may be the case where MLB is making them wait an extra two weeks, which would suck because the contact tracing didn't show any exposure to any Astros players at Whataburger Field.

[runthebone 7932]

17 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Urquidy and Peacock are needed greatly. I can think of 2 pitchers that would be cut tomorrow if they were healthy and ready to pitch.

Maybe Chuckles can switch to throwing lefty.

[The Dog 43803]

The weirdest player in baseball

[Guest]

In Greinke's defense, Those questions would grate on me day after day.

It's gotta be torturous mentally not to just want to say, "Nah, i'm dreading the upcoming game.  I get paid to play baseball, but fuck all that.  Let's sit at the house and play Atari..."

Edited August 27, 2020 by slorch

[Bevo&Pevo 5027]

On 8/25/2020 at 9:31 PM, Gourmand said:

Biagini needs to never pitch for the Astros again

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Biagini never shoulda put on a Astros uniform.

[Guest]

All-Star Break is over.

 

LFG Astros!!!

[Scraps 13542]

well this is fascinating: