2020 Astros Season Thread

[TexArcher 37518]

Does he not realize that Joey Gallo isn't Vince Coleman?

[Scraps 13542]

Who brought back the 2012 Astros

[Honeysucklerose 958]

I thought we still had a chance after one run. Now we are done tonight. They have zero fight in them tonight.

[runthebone 7932]

This game went from sugar to shit in 2 seconds.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I thought we still had a chance after one run. Now we are done tonight. They have zero fight in them tonight.

Takes one swing with this new shitty extra inning rule barring no more runs.

[Scraps 13542]

Yeah brantley can knock in one then tucker can walk it off after Yuli pops out or some shit

[Honeysucklerose 958]

Does he not realize that Joey Gallo isn't Vince Coleman?

He's more like Gary Coleman

[UTexasFight 9380]

Ted’s walking this off 

[Scraps 13542]

Part 1 done

[tx 3 putt 76389]

professional hitter !

[rvm96 1643]

Nice start Uncle Mike

[TexArcher 37518]

PROFESSIONAL HITTER

SAD RANGERS BROADCASTERS

[Guadaloopy 10925]

How about it, Ted?

[Honeysucklerose 958]

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

[Guadaloopy 10925]

Womp wah 

[Guadaloopy 10925]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

Brantley does not run well. 

[UTexasFight 9380]

I’ve seen this before

im having Deja vu of this exact inning with Yuli gidp against the rangers and then tucker our last chance

[Honeysucklerose 958]

Brantley does not run well. 

Didn't need to for that DP

[Scraps 13542]

Lost to a minor league team...cool

[TexArcher 37518]

Gross.

 

[Honeysucklerose 958]

That was awful baseball

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck the covid A’s for breaking our momentum

[tx 3 putt 76389]

very rusty 

[UTexasFight 9380]

F Selig 

[Scraps 13542]

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

If you don't think putting Straw in to PR there is the correct move then you are just racist

[tx 3 putt 76389]

I hope we show up to play tonight  

[Scraps 13542]

Urquidy coming to Houston...hopes to pitch in one of the two games of the doubleheader Saturday.  

[kevwun 15653]

17 hours ago, Scraps said:

17 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

If you don't think putting Straw in to PR there is the correct move then you are just racist

For reals, Uncle Mike is probably the slowest base runner on the team.

[UTexasFight 9380]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Urquidy coming to Houston...hopes to pitch in one of the two games of the doubleheader Saturday.  

Hopefully a certain other Jose is back by then too 

[WBT 20422]

Uncle Mike!!

[elfenix 34171]

professional hitter

[Scraps 13542]

That was nice

[WBT 20422]

lulz, nice hustle elvis

[WBT 20422]

How can none of those clowns tell that ball obviously hit in foul territory

[Scraps 13542]

I would think it hit foul, but just because someone is in foul territory it doesn't mean the ball didn't hit however damn many feet up in the air in fair territory during drift of ball.

[Halohal 498]

Check the ball

[Scraps 13542]

Crew chief had taco bell for lunch....explosive diarrhea hit

[UTexasFight 9380]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I would think it hit foul, but just because someone is in foul territory it doesn't mean the ball didn't hit however damn many feet up in the air in fair territory during drift of ball.
 

Exactly

idk why blum/kalas didn’t make this point.

correa was going to where the ball was going to land. considering where he was, it probably did hit in fair territory that high up

[Scraps 13542]

Exactly
idk why blum/kalas didn’t make this point.
correa was going to where the ball was going to land. considering where he was, it probably did hit in fair territory that high up

Kalas is too busy trying to remember what his name is and Blum is too busy trying to be a cool mid forties guy thinking up jokes

[UTexasFight 9380]

god bless you Tuve but 2 outs, none on is the time it’s acceptable to swing out of your shoes. We want sneaky bunt base hits like that when you’re leading off an inning 

[runthebone 7932]

Javier should be flattered by this Verlander type run support

[Scraps 13542]

This dude gives up over a hit per inning in his career. We have fucking 2 in 7 innings. Get your shit together guys god dammit.

[Gourmand 7774]

Don't fuck with Marteeeen

[elfenix 34171]

machete flexing

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

You had one job...

[UTexasFight 9380]

[elfenix 34171]

wooooooooooooo!

[UTexasFight 9380]

Welp. George is going to have to wait 365 days to start a new HR streak on Sept 2

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Is choo still the worst contract in all of baseball?

[tx 3 putt 76389]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Welp. George is going to have to wait 365 days to start a new HR streak on Sept 2

For the Mets