2020 Astros Season Thread

[TexArcher 38816]

Does he not realize that Joey Gallo isn't Vince Coleman?

[Scraps 13747]

Who brought back the 2012 Astros

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

I thought we still had a chance after one run. Now we are done tonight. They have zero fight in them tonight.

[runthebone 8322]

This game went from sugar to shit in 2 seconds.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I thought we still had a chance after one run. Now we are done tonight. They have zero fight in them tonight.

Takes one swing with this new shitty extra inning rule barring no more runs.

[Scraps 13747]

Yeah brantley can knock in one then tucker can walk it off after Yuli pops out or some shit

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Does he not realize that Joey Gallo isn't Vince Coleman?

He's more like Gary Coleman

[UTexasFight 9789]

Ted’s walking this off 

[Scraps 13747]

Part 1 done

[tx 3 putt 78474]

professional hitter !

[rvm96 1643]

Nice start Uncle Mike

[TexArcher 38816]

PROFESSIONAL HITTER

SAD RANGERS BROADCASTERS

[Guadaloopy 11126]

How about it, Ted?

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Womp wah 

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

Brantley does not run well. 

[UTexasFight 9789]

I’ve seen this before

im having Deja vu of this exact inning with Yuli gidp against the rangers and then tucker our last chance

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Brantley does not run well. 

Didn't need to for that DP

[Scraps 13747]

Lost to a minor league team...cool

[TexArcher 38816]

Gross.

 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

That was awful baseball

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck the covid A’s for breaking our momentum

[tx 3 putt 78474]

very rusty 

[UTexasFight 9789]

F Selig 

[Scraps 13747]

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

If you don't think putting Straw in to PR there is the correct move then you are just racist

[tx 3 putt 78474]

I hope we show up to play tonight  

[Scraps 13747]

Urquidy coming to Houston...hopes to pitch in one of the two games of the doubleheader Saturday.  

[kevwun 16281]

17 hours ago, Scraps said:

17 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Pull Brantley??? Dusty is ready for Matlock

If you don't think putting Straw in to PR there is the correct move then you are just racist

For reals, Uncle Mike is probably the slowest base runner on the team.

[UTexasFight 9789]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Urquidy coming to Houston...hopes to pitch in one of the two games of the doubleheader Saturday.  

Hopefully a certain other Jose is back by then too 

[WBT 20886]

Uncle Mike!!

[elfenix 34659]

professional hitter

[Scraps 13747]

That was nice

[WBT 20886]

lulz, nice hustle elvis

[WBT 20886]

How can none of those clowns tell that ball obviously hit in foul territory

[Scraps 13747]

I would think it hit foul, but just because someone is in foul territory it doesn't mean the ball didn't hit however damn many feet up in the air in fair territory during drift of ball.

[Halohal 525]

Check the ball

[Scraps 13747]

Crew chief had taco bell for lunch....explosive diarrhea hit

[UTexasFight 9789]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I would think it hit foul, but just because someone is in foul territory it doesn't mean the ball didn't hit however damn many feet up in the air in fair territory during drift of ball.
 

Exactly

idk why blum/kalas didn’t make this point.

correa was going to where the ball was going to land. considering where he was, it probably did hit in fair territory that high up

[Scraps 13747]

Exactly
idk why blum/kalas didn’t make this point.
correa was going to where the ball was going to land. considering where he was, it probably did hit in fair territory that high up

Kalas is too busy trying to remember what his name is and Blum is too busy trying to be a cool mid forties guy thinking up jokes

[UTexasFight 9789]

god bless you Tuve but 2 outs, none on is the time it’s acceptable to swing out of your shoes. We want sneaky bunt base hits like that when you’re leading off an inning 

[runthebone 8322]

Javier should be flattered by this Verlander type run support

[Scraps 13747]

This dude gives up over a hit per inning in his career. We have fucking 2 in 7 innings. Get your shit together guys god dammit.

[Gourmand 7778]

Don't fuck with Marteeeen

[elfenix 34659]

machete flexing

[Dennis Taylor 19293]

You had one job...

[UTexasFight 9789]

[elfenix 34659]

wooooooooooooo!

[UTexasFight 9789]

Welp. George is going to have to wait 365 days to start a new HR streak on Sept 2

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Is choo still the worst contract in all of baseball?

[tx 3 putt 78474]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Welp. George is going to have to wait 365 days to start a new HR streak on Sept 2

For the Mets