2020 Astros Season Thread

[Guadaloopy 11126]

They all count.  

[WBT 20886]

Nice win and only 2:28 game time.  Hopefully the bats knock the rust off tomorrow.

[UTexasFight 9789]

Looking ahead at the schedule

5 games in Oakland next week.

Framber won’t pitch in any of them if current rotation holds.

sigh

[DaysOff 8157]

Nice win and only 2:28 game time.  Hopefully the bats knock the rust off tomorrow.

Astros Dome game of my yute.

Injured team that kinda sucks, yet somehow has the same record as the NY Yankees. How is that helicunt?

[jkates 336]

CC getting the day off - SuperJack at SS - with Greinke on the bump. 

[Gourmand 7778]

 

[Gourmand 7778]

 

[runthebone 8322]

Thank goodness we're getting Devo back.

 

 

 

OK, but anything is better than Chuckles and his 20.77 ERA

[Gourmand 7778]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Thank goodness we're getting Devo back.

 

 

 

OK, but anything is better than Chuckles and his 20.77 ERA

 

How is that guy still on the roster? He's arguably the worst pitcher the organization has kept around in the last two decades. No one has pitched as shitty and stayed on the team. 

[WBT 20886]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

How is that guy still on the roster? He's arguably the worst pitcher the organization has kept around in the last two decades. No one has pitched as shitty and stayed on the team. 

You know that Chuckles and Sneed are currently on the roster right?  He's easily better than them.

[TonyTexas 10684]

14 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Looking ahead at the schedule

5 games in Oakland next week.

Framber won’t pitch in any of them if current rotation holds.

sigh

I’m not stressing over catching the A’s. Of course I want to win because it will mean we’re playing well. But the advantages of winning the division this year are minimal. No byes, no big home field advantage. The differences between the top seed and 8th seed in the AL are slight. 

[Gourmand 7778]

You know that Chuckles and Sneed are currently on the roster right?  He's easily better than them.

I was referring to Biagini

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[TonyTexas 10684]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

You know that Chuckles and Sneed are currently on the roster right?  He's easily better than them.

I think he was talking about Chuckles. 

[UTexasFight 9789]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m not stressing over catching the A’s. Of course I want to win because it will mean we’re playing well. But the advantages of winning the division this year are minimal. No byes, no big home field advantage. The differences between the top seed and 8th seed in the AL are slight. 

Yes and no...agree on the no byes and HFA being neutralizers to a higher seed.

But just all depends on injury situation for ourselves and others in the league at the end of September (and prognosis for return in October).

That could totally swing who I’d want to play and when (3 vs 5 vs 7 game series).

E.g. if season ended today and Rays were the 1 seed, I want to be a 4 or 5 seed and get the Rays in a 5 game set if we are banged up and won’t see any relief between LDS and LCS.

I’d want to win the division and be a 2 or 3 seed and get the Rays in a 7 game set if we’d be missing a key bat or arm bat for the LDS but would have it back in time for the LCS.

[Gourmand 7778]

Bregman says he's 100% right now and says he's ready to return asap.

[WBT 20886]

20 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I was referring to Biagini

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my bad, reading is hard

[thetruth 149]

wtf is this lineup?

[UTexasFight 9789]

2 minutes ago, thetruth said:

wtf is this lineup?

Dusty called out sick and Hinch dialed in the lineup?

[Gourmand 7778]

4 minutes ago, thetruth said:

wtf is this lineup?

Correa day off

[TonyTexas 10684]

8 minutes ago, thetruth said:

wtf is this lineup?

The only real substitution than the ideal lineup at this time is Mayfield for CC. 

Edited September 3, 2020 by TonyTexas

[WBT 20886]

Springer and Altuve lead off the game with back to back hits?  What is this sorcery?

[UTexasFight 9789]

Look at our punch and judy’s!!!!

[Gourmand 7778]

what a surprise start

[WBT 20886]

Professional hitter

[UTexasFight 9789]

Omg

wtf did Altuve just do 

[Scraps 13747]

Why the fuck is Altuve sliding....god dammit

[Gourmand 7778]

Why the fuck is Altuve sliding....god dammit

Something isn't right with him

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[Scraps 13747]

Lmao how the fuck do you rack yourself on a base

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Omg

wtf did Altuve just do 

Looks like it scared the crap out of him.

[UTexasFight 9789]

Sexy 

 

not Punch and Judy there

Edited September 3, 2020 by UTexasFight

[elfenix 34660]

Mr. Diaz!!

[Gourmand 7778]

Ledmus!

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[Scraps 13747]

Big fly for Diaz

[Gourmand 7778]

When did Lance Lynn get so fat?

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[WBT 20886]

Buenos Diaz bitches

Edited September 3, 2020 by WBT

[WBT 20886]

Anyone else tired of hearing Mattress Mack say "you got this daddy"

[clapclapclap 9000]

For those who missed it:

 

[UTexasFight 9789]

George with the anti-Jake approach to that ball

[UTexasFight 9789]

12 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Something isn't right with him

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His body is falling apart

not good at all on this current trajectory 

[WBT 20886]

Good try, Ted.  You almost had it.

[kevwun 16283]

The dirt stain makes it look like he shit his pants.

[UTexasFight 9789]

9 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The dirt stain makes it look like he shit his pants.

Maybe he did?

the 2nd base ump did last night

Edited September 3, 2020 by UTexasFight

[Rimbo 26856]

"Uyeunh!"

[David Dennison 19441]

Why on earth would you slide when you don't have to? 

[Scraps 13747]

Radio guys are clueless

"Altuve is out of game....he singled in 1st and nothing on his trip around bases would have given a reason for him to be out"

[UTexasFight 9789]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Radio guys are clueless

"Altuve is out of game....he singled in 1st and nothing on his trip around bases would have given a reason for him to be out"

Apparently they are paying about as much attention to the game as Altuve was on that tag up to third.

[clapclapclap 9000]

First player on the IL for incontinence?

[David Dennison 19441]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Radio guys are clueless

"Altuve is out of game....he singled in 1st and nothing on his trip around bases would have given a reason for him to be out"

I'm pretty sure he's out because the base crushed his junk. He looked really uncomfortable.

[Gourmand 7778]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Radio guys are clueless

"Altuve is out of game....he singled in 1st and nothing on his trip around bases would have given a reason for him to be out"

I hope I'm wrong but I don't think he's out because of a nut shot. I think he's nursing an injury, he doesn't look right when he's running. 

[Rimbo 26856]

"Uyeunh!"