2020 Astros Season Thread

[DaysOff 7853]

Mostly see you in 2021. Mostly.


At my age life is too short for this shit.

[runthebone 7932]

2020 is crap

[WBT 20422]

George is getting upset!

[Scraps 13542]

Finally

SPRINGER LEADOFF DINGER

[Gourmand 7774]

um spinger dinger yall

[clapclapclap 9000]

Peters seems dazed and confused.

[WBT 20422]

Woooooooo!!

[WBT 20422]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Peters seems dazed and confused.

No kidding, he looks a little different than when he was at the Disch

[rvm96 1643]

[clapclapclap 9000]

14 minutes ago, WBT said:

No kidding, he looks a little different than when he was at the Disch

To be fair, winning a Tour de France stage in the Pyrenees today has to be completely exhausting.

[Gourmand 7774]

Correa is a magician

[WBT 20422]

Peacock doesn't look as much like the cavalry arriving as I hoped.  But at least he finally got Trout out.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

This series keeps getting more frustrating.

[WBT 20422]

I'd have Stubbs bunting here

[clapclapclap 9000]

Mayfield was stupid but lucky.  And looked like he had a cellphone in his batting helmet.  Jomboy gonna freak out.

Edit:  Adell gets both an error and an assist in the same inning.

Edited September 6, 2020 by clapclapclap

[Gourmand 7774]

SPRINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[WBT 20422]

George is getting upset!!! x2

[Gourmand 7774]

He knew it was gone off the bat

[Gourmand 7774]

That weight loss by Adele is real 

[rvm96 1643]

[WBT 20422]

Damn, Castellanos looked great that inning against the bottom of the order.

[Gourmand 7774]

Didn't see that coming from Castellanos. Nice.

[WBT 20422]

It's a good thing we limit the number of reviews a team gets so that the manager has to come out and waste time lobbying for the umps to request the review themselves.

Edited September 6, 2020 by WBT

[WBT 20422]

fucking fuck

[Gourmand 7774]

unfuckingbelievable.

goddamn i stayed up for this.

[elfenix 34171]

i should have punched myself in the balls earlier and just gotten it over with

[tx 3 putt 76400]

Fuck me 

[David Dennison 18660]

Hot garbage.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Hot garbage.

The Tucker hater has appeared

[DLev 12]

How are the Angels not better?

[Honeysucklerose 959]

I can’t even believe this. They are going to sweep us

[Scraps 13542]

Still winless in fucking shithole California

[clapclapclap 9000]

Should not surprise anyone, pitching staff coming into spring training had too many holes (and probably would have been addressed if not for the Manfred scapegoating and China Flu double whammy.)  Trade deadline simply confirmed that Crane and Click had written off this pseudo season.  Which made sense, but still tough to watch.

Edited September 6, 2020 by clapclapclap

[Gourmand 7774]

I hope this bullpen remembers to brush its tongue after all the SoCal dicks swallowed this weekend.

[Honeysucklerose 959]

Still winless in fucking shithole California

We have won three in Cali this year. Whoopdie doo

[WBT 20422]

Guess we'll have to walk it off

[Honeysucklerose 959]

Pinch hit Toro??? Good grief

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Been a while since we've been swept in a 3 game series while losing each game by 1 run

[Honeysucklerose 959]

Been a while since we've been swept in a 3 game series while losing each game by 1 run

Got another one tomorrow

[WBT 20422]

Going to need our stopper, Framber, to come up big tomorrow.  Wait, what?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Buttrey Steve Irwins the Astros.

[Scraps 13542]

We have won three in Cali this year. Whoopdie doo

I think its 2 but feels like 0

[Gourmand 7774]

i didn't think it was possible to have a shittier loss than gm 1 and they managed to do it just three hours later.

[Planet Houston 4923]

[runthebone 7932]

Didn't watch either game tonight.  But sounds ultrashitty.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

This has to be a record for blowing games. Off the top of my head it's around 5-6 games our bullpen has blown.

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

What’s up with Presley?  I assume hurt, but what’s the ailment and what’s the prognosis?

Also, any word lately on Bergman or JV? 

[Gourmand 7774]

What’s up with Presley?  I assume hurt, but what’s the ailment and what’s the prognosis?
Also, any word lately on Bergman or JV? 

Bregman is close

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[Gourmand 7774]

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[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

We’re shit in one run games.  At least it feels that way, I’m not going to bother looking it up.