2020 Astros Season Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

38 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We’re shit in one run games.  At least it feels that way, I’m not going to bother looking it up.

That's where i'm at and it feels like we have lost close to 10 1 run games already. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

25 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That's where i'm at and it feels like we have lost close to 10 1 run games already. 

Well we've lost 3 one run games in just 48 hours

[DLev 12]

What’s up with Presley?  I assume hurt, but what’s the ailment and what’s the prognosis?
Also, any word lately on Bergman or JV? 

He had pitched three of four days and therefore wasn’t available yesterday. Was there other news?

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

5 minutes ago, DLev said:

He had pitched three of four days and therefore wasn’t available yesterday. Was there other news?

I made a bad assumption is all I guess. 

[Scraps 13542]

Just pull his ass and put him on the DL already

And there he(LMJ)goes onto the DL, or IL, or whatever the fuck they call it now.

 

Neck aids

 

Perez recalled

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Fuck it, I made a beer run and going  to listen to this shit out in the driveway. Not as much expensive shit to break out here compared to the living room. 

[WBT 20422]

Ted!

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

There’s your two runs, Framber.  Don’t expect any more. 

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Man... just think what we could get if we traded Bregman and Tucker together.  

[Gourmand 7774]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man... just think what we could get if we traded Bregman and Tucker together.  

a losing record?

[David Dennison 18660]

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man... just think what we could get if we traded Bregman and Tucker together.  

The more depressing thought is getting nothing for George Springer.

I really hope we have a plan.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Having a 2 run lead in a game this series has been our swan song

[TonyTexas 10482]

Tucker is T3 for RBIs in MLB

[Gourmand 7774]

Aledmys. Yes.

I tend to be sunny side up Astros fan but I am not too enthused after last night's meltdowns. I need to take a break from watching today's game and focus on my lawn and upcoming fantasy football drafts. 

[DLev 12]

And there he(LMJ)goes onto the DL, or IL, or whatever the fuck they call it now.  
Neck aids
 
Perez recalled
 

Full article: https://www.mlb.com/news/lance-mccullers-jr-injured-list-neck-injury

Unrelated, but in the same article:

Verlander, meanwhile, has progressed to the point he’s throwing off the mound, Astros general manager James Click said Sunday during his pregame radio segment on 790 AM in Houston.

[Scraps 13542]

This looks familiar.

Step 1: get lead
Step 2: blow lead
Step 3: regain lead
Step 4: blow lead again
Step 5: regain lead
Step 6: lose game

[TonyTexas 10482]

LMJ has been elevated to my least favorite Astro. He makes CC seem like Cal Ripken. At least Carlos is good

Edited September 6, 2020 by TonyTexas

[WBT 20422]

counterpoint:

if it ends up the high point of his Astros career, it's not a bad one

Edited September 6, 2020 by WBT

[WBT 20422]

here we go again

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Verlander is out for the season right? I know he tried to deny it at first but I haven't heard anything since July

[WBT 20422]

I read somewhere that he was now throwing off a mound.  Seems like it was 27 minutes ago.  Where could that have been?

[Guest]

you've got one fucking job...and you're a professional gotdam ballplayer and nobody is coming to hit you.  How the fuck do you not know where the fence is and drop a ball like Reddick did?

 

C'mon ma'aaaaaan.

[Guest]

baseball players are feeble as fuck.

[Rimbo 25784]

[Scraps 13542]

Maddon lets go dumbfuck

[Guest]

Just now, Scraps said:

Maddon lets go dumbfuck

You better recognize....

 

the smartest guy ever in baseball.

[Scraps 13542]

God dammit Toro go fucking jump off the golden gate bridge when we get to Oakland

[Scraps 13542]

Nevermind. I apologize. You get a reprieve until next fuck up

[Scraps 13542]

Thankfully that got changed because that was a pretty badass play by Shitty Jack

[Scraps 13542]

Correa bomb

[Guest]

Cobra Strike...

[Scraps 13542]

Toro do something bitch

[Scraps 13542]

Maybe i just gotta keep talking mad shit about bitch ass Toro

[Guest]

That was something.

 

Shocker, too.

[Scraps 13542]

Redumbo can't throw with his fucked up thumb

[WBT 20422]

Tie game!  I feel like I've seen this one before

[Scraps 13542]

Meh. Shitty bunt

[WBT 20422]

Dumb bunt.  Mayfield maybe but not machete.  We're going to need more than 1 anyway

[Scraps 13542]

Shitty Jack what what!

[Scraps 13542]

"Pretty deep"

Uh Kalas no that was not fucking deep

[Scraps 13542]

That play was all kinds of stupid

[Scraps 13542]

Dusty sending a message to the shitty ass bullpen.

Framber going to throw 130 pitches

[Guadaloopy 10926]

I want to have hope, but it’s hard right now.  

[Scraps 13542]

Devo now up oh lawd

[Guadaloopy 10926]

[Guest]

What happened to devo's little power tail?

[Scraps 13542]

DEVO PLEASE JUMP OFF THE GG BRIDGE WHEN WE GET TO OAKLAND

[clapclapclap 9000]

Don't let this bum on the bus.  Better to just call up a youngster and give him some experience.  Deblownski is a guaranteed loss each appearance now.

Edited September 6, 2020 by clapclapclap
And cut that stupid hair

[cabowabo 4453]

Dusty Baker..... Lol.

[Scraps 13542]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Dusty Baker..... Lol.

More like James Click lol.  

Dusty can only work with what the fuck is on the roster and it is all shit