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[workswithseed 2,103]

I just got told I don't have work on Saturday. What questions would you like me to ask protesters, and officers when I'm out on the beat. 

I won't be wearing flip flops.

[JFKFC 4,878]

[Continental Op 3,934]

How does the ass take that length?

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

You going to live stream with video? 

[RDCanecutter 26,426]

Why do they hate America and our glorious police and president?

[workswithseed 2,103]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

You going to live stream with video? 

I'll have to get an app to do that. Never done any of this, but gets me out of the house while letting others figure out for themselves what's going on.

[Continental Op 3,934]

"You are in the desert standing next to a cube.  How big is the cube?" 

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, could I cum over between the holidays?”

[RDCanecutter 26,426]

Make sure you wear something on your head that can absorb an impact, like maybe a giant turban.

[workswithseed 2,103]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Make sure you wear something on your head that can absorb an impact, like maybe a giant turban.

I actually have hard hats.

[TexArcher 37,774]

Have fun storming the protest!

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

Quote

"If you were to have sex with one among the phalanx of anonymous, unaccountable Federal LEOs running toward us, which one would it be and why? "

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

What that thang smell like?

[Ted Lange 16,085]

Where do we go to pick up our Soros checks ?

[Biff Tannen 45,678]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

How large is the tumor inside my brain? WRONG. A tangelo. It's the size of a tangelo.

[workswithseed 2,103]

1 hour ago, Xian said:

You going to live stream with video? 

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

[Captainant 27,660]

19 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

I think you can live stream direct from the YouTube app as well. But yeah, I'd imagine streaming quality is gonna be pretty iffy with all the mobile bandwidth consumption

Edit: NVM, you have to have 1000 subscribers to stream on youtube

Edited July 24, 2020 by Captainant

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

31 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

:((

[HenryJames 66,048]

[NAVY 6,740]

Reaction time is a factor.

Someone gives you a calfskin wallet for your birthday. How do you react?

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

Key question. Do you know which way to hold your phone while capturing video?

[workswithseed 2,103]

4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Key question. Do you know which way to hold your phone while capturing video?

Obviously horizontal.

[RDCanecutter 26,426]

5 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I got periscope and did a test, but the video gets really grainy if I move.

Well you better figure it out because we're gonna be displacing like crazy. Gonna need you to be Johnny-on-the-spot with that phone footage.

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

Starting a thread like this, and not delivering? Can’t imagine the negs you’ll get.

[workswithseed 2,103]

https://www.pscp.tv/w/ceoYfDFlZFFuQVJyVmtXRW98MWRqR1hvd3pEanZLWr0JPxjMijv9WGcN-pclUzVs0luDGebDSp04ESbeiIWG?t=7s

How does that look? 

[CooterBrown 18,007]

You better get some hi res pics of naked hippie chicks.

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

13 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

https://www.pscp.tv/w/ceoYfDFlZFFuQVJyVmtXRW98MWRqR1hvd3pEanZLWr0JPxjMijv9WGcN-pclUzVs0luDGebDSp04ESbeiIWG?t=7s

How does that look? 

You’re recording vertically.

[workswithseed 2,103]

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

You’re recording vertically.

It was a test.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

You’re recording vertically.

FFS! YOU HAD ONE JOB! 

 

 

 

 

kidding. Stay safe

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

It was a test.

Get some milfs numbers and avoid tear gas. Best way to do both is bring a leaf blower

[BradInATX 9,208]

For the longest time I read your username as works with weed and thought you were a drug dealer. Then I realized it was seed and figured you were a farmer or something. Now that I've seen your living room, I'm pretty confident that you're a drug dealer.

I have no idea what's happening in this thread or what you're doing, but whatever it is I support it fully.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

17 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

You better get some hi res pics of naked hippie chicks.

Not the super hairy ones though.

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

Trevor from Denton is 100% a drug dealer.

[workswithseed 2,103]

I wish I was a drug dealer. They don't pay taxes 

[Superhero 8,830]

Ask them where da gold at

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Lot of Facebook live streams of protests.  Try that. 

[workswithseed 2,103]

10 minutes ago, Xian said:

Lot of Facebook live streams of protests.  Try that. 

It looks better.

[Poolflood 845]

Find the two best looking women and ask if it would really take a million dollars.

[Ted Lange 16,085]

[workswithseed 2,103]

About to go out 

[Brisketexan 105,114]

Not the super hairy ones though.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

There hairy, then there’s HAIRY.  I think he was speaking in caps. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

"Pan down, pan down........ We've got Bush"

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

Not sure how pure your intent is but I would go to listen. Sure, ask any question you want but ask out of inquiry for knowledge instead of trying to "get someone to think" or convert. 

If you're going to go there to start shit, it'll be a long night. If you go seeking to understand more of the people you disagree with, I think you'd be surprised at the response. 

[workswithseed 2,103]

https://www.pscp.tv/SomeguyfromDenton/follow

Let's see if this works. Never done any of this before, but worth a try.

[workswithseed 2,103]

Anyone get on?

[Blotto 23,498]

I'm pretty baked and just hopped on. Let's get arrested!

[Captainant 27,660]

I'm watching, some dude just yelled "DEPART FROM ME EVILDOERS!"

Allsome.

[Blotto 23,498]

I was gonna kick off an introductory round of "MULEDICK!" in the chat, but apparently you need an account. That's more effort than I am prepared to commit this evening.