Surly Megathread of destruction and doom. [BEWARE VERY DOOMY]

[BabaYaga 15532]

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

US Navy special ops command has developed a 650 round 7.62 NATO backpack “magazine” that has been used in combat.

 

How many extra barrels does it come with when they start to melt....

 

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

G17 appears to be the #1 globally in manufacturing numbers.

Standard agency issue to many, many organizations, sort of why Ford's always #1 in sales (their fleet trucks)

And the 92F was replaced by the Sig 320 for the military, so they were dumped across the country for record lows and everyone snatched one up.  

Edited September 28, 2020 by BabaYaga

[bad_teammate 13481]

Proud Boys boozing it up in public parks (illegal) while carrying guns (extra illegal) and the cops do nothing.

Meanwhile...

[Lat22 4070]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

US Navy special ops command has developed a 650 round 7.62 NATO backpack “magazine” that has been used in combat.

 

Who's going to help me stand up after strapping it on?

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

US Navy special ops command has developed a 650 round 7.62 NATO backpack “magazine” that has been used in combat.

 

They had this a long time ago

[Buzzrock 15116]

Proud Boys boozing it up in public parks (illegal) while carrying guns (extra illegal) and the cops do nothing.
Meanwhile...

Atrocious

[BabaYaga 15532]

20 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I knew about the switch and the red light special should have come to mind. Not sure why it didn't, probably too fucking early/not enough caffeine/I was high.

They're not bad platforms.  A little long in the tooth, heavy to carry and all but impossible to conceal - but as a range/home defense option, they are superb.  They have a high capacity.  Their weight and longer sight radius makes them easy to shoot.....and Lethan Weapon and Die Hard made them cool as fuck for every 80's kid.

 

[BabaYaga 15532]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

They had this a long time ago

What does the Predator mini-gun and average Surly asshole have in common?  They both empty in about the same amount of time.

 

BBBBRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.......done....

[Lat22 4070]

Truth be told, if I have to go the 7.62 route, it will be one at a time through a bolt gun.  At night.  At distance. And it will be quiet.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Seven-six-two millimeter, full metal jacket

[BabaYaga 15532]

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Truth be told, if I have to go the 7.62 route, it will be one at a time through a bolt gun.  At night.  At distance. And it will be quiet.

Yep.  Of course...Won't be too much a distance is you are actually "quiet", then you are using sub-sonics.  Having a 'can' won't help with the laws of physics.

*I'm looking at you Hollywood......

Edited September 28, 2020 by BabaYaga

[BabaYaga 15532]

36 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Seven-six-two millimeter, full metal jacket

Oh, you wanna' post on Surly?  Please log in, sign in....and wait in the following room. Other posters will be right in shortly.  Lie down, take a load off...

[bad_teammate 13481]

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Truth be told, if I have to go the 7.62 route, it will be one at a time through a bolt gun.  At night.  At distance. And it will be quiet.

lol the sentence fragments at the end for dramatic effect

[Rougarou 594]

What in the wide world of kansas city fishsticks sports is going on in this thread. My goodness, even I'm worried what's going to happen when Ringo runs this outfit. 

[bad_teammate 13481]

Just now, Rougarou said:

What in the wide world of kansas city fishsticks sports is going on in this thread. My goodness, even I'm worried what's going to happen when Ringo runs this outfit. 

Bro man if someone even TRIES that Antifa stuff on me? Bro!

I'll be all like stealthy in the woods man I'll defend my family, dude, I WILL make it home tonight.

[Rougarou 594]

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Bro man if someone even TRIES that Antifa stuff on me? Bro!

I'll be all like stealthy in the woods man I'll defend my family, dude, I WILL make it home tonight.

Edited September 28, 2020 by Rougarou

[Rougarou 594]

Caught a photo at the local Surly HEB:

[Brisketexan 106629]

I might be that homicidal, too, if I was married to sentient gravy.

[Wally Pryor 5388]

5 minutes ago, Rougarou said:

Caught a photo at the local Surly HEB:

Who said flip flops couldn't cry? 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22242]

That's who Jimmy Buffet was singing about

[Lat22 4070]

I said quiet, not silent. The target would never hear it anyways. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Bruh, at 100 yards with a can I can robinhood a dime with my Ruger precision rifle and my Trijicon IR Patrol.

Sure it is an $8000 optic on a 22 lr rifle, but antibody gonna know what hit them.

You seem really cool.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

56 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You seem really cool.

Actually the term I believe you're floundering for is skilled.

[Parliament 14561]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

You need to upgrade to 6mm Creedmore.

Because when in doubt, saying hello from more than half a mile away is the only way to be sure.

If we're playing THAT game, I'll have a 300 Norma thx.

[washparkhorn 9967]

On 9/25/2020 at 10:38 PM, Captainant said:

 

This doom music feed needs to autoplay [stet] every time a human opens this thread. 

[52-80 19377]

someone share more civil war porn plz

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4998]

That flintlock pistol is much earlier than the civil war, bruh.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

someone share more civil war porn plz

[immamac 44200]

6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

This doom music feed needs to autoplay [stet] every time a human opens this thread. 

this can be made to happen lol

[Parliament 14561]

AB's daughter was a fine lass.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

this can be made to happen lol

Be the Evil Genius everyone thinks you are.

[BabaYaga 15532]

14 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I said quiet, not silent. The target would never hear it anyways. 

I know, just busting your chops.  

[BabaYaga 15532]

7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

someone share more civil war porn plz

Say hello to the French LeMat.  A revolutionary 9 shot cap/ball revolver over a .20g shotgun barrel.  Referenced in the book Cold Mountain recently.  

[Captainant 28392]

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Say hello to the French LeMat.  A revolutionary 9 shot cap/ball revolver over a .20g shotgun barrel.  Referenced in the book Cold Mountain recently.  

Looks familiar

[Captainant 28392]

Back on topic:

Man accused of driving into Pasadena protesters had amassed guns, set up 'training camp' at family vineyard, complaint alleges

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Benjamin Jong Ren Hung, 28, is charged with conspiring to transport firearms across state lines and to make a false statement in acquisition of firearms. A judge on Monday decided to keep him detained without bail and Hung will not be released from federal custody.

Hung allegedly drove his white Dodge Ram adorned with flags associated with far-right extremist groups at the crowd of about 150 protesters in Pasadena who had been chanting "Black lives matter here" on May 31, federal agents allege in a complaint filed in Los Angeles federal court.

The demonstrators scattered as the truck accelerated toward them, and no injuries were reported in the incident. Hung was arrested by Pasadena police for attempted assault with a deadly weapon.

During a search of the vehicle, police found a loaded semiautomatic handgun, multiple high-capacity magazines loaded with ammunition, an 18-inch machete, $3,200 in cash, a long metal pipe and a megaphone, the complaint states.

The complaint alleges Hung acquired the handgun from a friend who purchased it in Oregon and then took it to Lodi, California for Hung.

Federal investigators say Hung was collecting weapons and turning his family's Lodi vineyard into a training camp.

"Hung purchased and then transported at least three firearms from Oregon to Lodi, California in March 2020. Hung also amassed other firearms and tactical equipment from suppliers throughout the United States and used his family's vineyard in Lodi, California as a training camp to prepare to engage in civil disorders.

"Hung communicated frequently with associates about creating this tactical training camp and firearms range at his family's vineyard in Lodi, California, and his intent to use the firearms in preparation for civil disorders," the complaint states.

The messages appeared to escalate in early March at the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic, as the far-right movement began to propagate the theory that the virus was a hoax, the document states.

According to bystander video and witness interviews, Hung's truck bore an Oregon license plate that read, "WAR R1G,'' prosecutors said. It was also modified with an elevated suspension, large tires, and an enhanced exhaust pipe, which expelled a large plume of black smoke as it accelerated into the crowd, the complaint states.

At the time of the incident, the truck was also flying three large flags: a Thin Blue Line'' flag, a Gadsden Don't Tread on Me'' yellow flag, and an original 13 states Betsy Ross'' American flag, prosecutors said.
 

Sure does seem to be an awful lot of overlap between the "self defense" and "max mad" crowd lately. Weird that they profess to love cops and law and order but keep breaking federal firearms laws and driving cars into crowds of protesters.

[Wally Pryor 5388]

 

[bad_teammate 13481]

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Back on topic:

Man accused of driving into Pasadena protesters had amassed guns, set up 'training camp' at family vineyard, complaint alleges

Sure does seem to be an awful lot of overlap between the "self defense" and "max mad" crowd lately. Weird that they profess to love cops and law and order but keep breaking federal firearms laws and driving cars into crowds of protesters.

They love cops in the sense that they love violent state-funded wings of white authoritarian power. They don't actually want laws to apply to them, though, they understand the subtext of American law that the laws apply less to US and more to THEM.

When this happened years ago it was roundly condemned:

If it happened again today this thread would be full of apologists for James Fields.

Such is radicalization.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

 

Edited September 29, 2020 by clapclapclap

[Armybrat 41322]

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

someone share more civil war porn plz

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22242]

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

 

Well I hope all the National Guard troops are wearing clean skivvies because based on the list of banned items that's all they're going to be allowed to bring

[Parliament 14561]

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

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Looks like dildo's are g2g? Play ball!

[Parliament 14561]

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

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Looks like dildo's are g2g? Play ball!

[Brisketexan 106629]

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

 

[Sbbruin 22082]

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

Brat used to play cowboys and indians with that as a young boy.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

No containers of bodily fluids?

welp. I’m out. 

[dcar00 14906]

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

 

looks like a list of what you'd need to ban at an LSU home game.

love the backpack size requirement....

[Hate 20232]

Brat used to play cowboys and indians with that as a young boy.

Yeah, only he called it life.

[Guest Lobo]

If they don't allow containers of bodily fluids...how are the candidates gonna make it through 90 minutes?  

I pictured the two of them kinda rolling cross country in a buddy comedy like Harry and Lloyd pissing into coors light bottles.  

Guess which one of them is dumber?  

[VABuckeye 2481]

29 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Looks like dildo's are g2g? Play ball!

Yay.  Couches are OK!!!!!!!

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Guess which one of them is dumber?  

[Gatorubet 30635]

Here's your bingo card of items Cleveland has banned from tonight's protest/riot.  None needed to peacefully protest, but let's see how many are brought/deployed anyway.

I don’t see War Elephants....so