Liverpool FC: 20 for 20-21

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

BOOM JUST LIKE THAT 17 seconds MINI!!!!

[mdmost 43056]

Really like how Minamino attacks. Brace for Mina!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Adrian make a STONG bid to stay at #2

[mdmost 43056]

Adrian stood tall!

[406W30th 1111]

Adrian again!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Klopp has to be thrilled with the depth of our squad.

[pied 252]

Adrian looking STRONG!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

The Wall of Fabinho. 

[406W30th 1111]

Consider the opposition and whatnot but Grujic is a really tidy player. Elliott has been disappointing.

[406W30th 1111]

Hell yeah. Welcome to the club, Diogo.

[mdmost 43056]

Jota has entered the chat

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Jota on. Nice.

[pied 252]

Jota, let’s see what you got. 

[pied 252]

They deserved a goal. Our defense has been suspect these past few minutes. Not unexpected though. 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Neco has had a night to forget. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Marco! Wow.

[406W30th 1111]

Grujic opens his account. (I think?)

[mdmost 43056]

Grujic gets a goal in his final LFC match. 

[pied 252]

I’ll take it, but that was a lucky goal. Good on him getting on the scoresheet for Liverpool  finally. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, mdmost said:

Grujic gets a goal in his final LFC match. 

[pied 252]

Doh!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Aaaaaaand....we've stopped caring.

[mdmost 43056]

Someone lost their mark. 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Neco has had a night to forget. 

Yeesh

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Damn. Fabinho will a rocket. So close

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Adrien should starts (I kid)

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Origi has been invisible. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Origi has been invisible. 

I should tell him that more.

[mdmost 43056]

We get a double dose of Arsenal next week as they're our next Carabou Cup opponent. 

[maninblack 7974]

31 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I should tell him that more.

That's basically his career at LFC. Generally average and uneventful and then bam gets a goal.

[pied 252]

TAW’s player ratings. Somehow I don’t think a few of these would be written by an American. Not offended at all, just chuckled. 
 

The Secret Diary of Adrian in Goal: 7

Tested loads in the second half. Few decent saves but, unlike me, didn’t keep a clean sheet.

The Velvet Underground and Neko Williams: 6

Not great for their opener but otherwise decent without being spectacular.

The other Williams fella: 5

Missed his mate when he got off at half time and the night turned rowdy and everybody started doing balloons and letting goals in.

Big Virg: 7

Played the role of “older brother on a stag do” to perfection. Got off early, had a shower, changed into his own clobber and probably went out to an over-25s club later.

Tsimikas: 6

Started really brightly and then drifted out the game.

Grujic: 6

No idea. Weird. Didn’t know what to do when he scored and neither did anyone else.

Shaq: 8

At the centre of most things we did well and great freekick to get us going. To be honest, I haven’t seen a shot from outside the box against Lincoln that good since John Wilkes Booth.

Curt-Is Right Jones: 9

Always takes his opportunity and never fails to show what a talent he is. Goals, work rate, decent hair – what Bill Shankly once referred to as The Holy Trinity.

Lee Harvey Elliot: 6

Showed glimpses here and there. Thought he started the second half well in particular and was a little unlucky to go off.

Divock: 7

Ran onto Minamino’s pass in the 88th minute, sang Don’t You Forget About Me at the top of his lungs, imagined Pickford was in goal, and just leathered it. What a guy.

Minamino: 8

His first is brilliant, you know. I haven’t seen a shot from outside the box against Lincoln that good since Xherdan Shaqiri.

SUBS

Fabinho: 5

Followed his brilliant display at Chelsea with a bit of a mixed bag tonight and I haven’t been this confused by a Liverpool centre back since I saw that Des programme on ITV and I thought “why’s Alan Hansen going around killing everyone?”.

Jota: 6

Bit lively.

Nabs: N/A

Bit Non Applicable.

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[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Lincoln was shot INSIDE the box you tea drinking surrender monkey!

[406W30th 1111]

Worth mentioning that we had three academy kids in our starting XI last night: Jones, Rhys Williams, Neco Williams. Jones looks like he's gonna be club captain in about 8 years. 

 

 

[maninblack 7974]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

That sucks. I assume Fabinho at CB with a Naby/Gini/Thiago midfield?

 

[maninblack 7974]

14 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That sucks. I assume Fabinho at CB with a Naby/Gini/Thiago midfield?

Probably correct

[pied 252]

Looks like Alisson and Thiago are out tomorrow. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

6 minutes ago, pied said:

Looks like Alisson and Thiago are out tomorrow. 

Well fuck

[Bone3421 716]

Looks like Alisson and Thiago are out tomorrow. 

Damn it...and city just lost, need to get the 3 pts tomorrow

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Man City lost 5-2 at home today

[hobbes2702 13078]

15 hours ago, pied said:

Looks like Alisson and Thiago are out tomorrow. 

The fuck happened to Alisson?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

The fuck happened to Alisson?

"Non Contact Injury".

 

[mdmost 43056]

Is that code for Covid?

I hope they keep Fabinho in the back 4. You still have lots of options at mid. 

[pied 252]

Alisson gets the start after all. 
 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Either 4D chess or a false positive covid test?

[Hagbard Celine 10934]

HA!!!

[mdmost 43056]

Mane attempting the one timer. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, mdmost said:

Mane attempting the one timer. 

Good positioning by Leno. Lucky.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[mdmost 43056]

Thanks Andy. 

I may be wrong but that's the 3rd error that's led to a goal by our back 4. 

Edited September 28, 2020 by mdmost