Blondes or red heads

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

35 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

I'm thinking red heads on acid?

You or the red head ?

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

Redhead,  been married to one for 18 years, together for 20. 

3 of the 4 previous girlfriends before wife were redheads.

 

[SDG 3319]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

You've got a Lorraine Bracco thing going on with the glasses.

Oh please. If you aren't posting drunk here then you're in the minority. I would hate to retroactively rob Surly of my drunk and/or coked-out head-numbing inanity.

Honest ?.  Does anyone actually post here sober?   This is my drinking beer in my garage alone place.  And yes sometimes that happens at 6 am.  

[ztejas 43414]

9 minutes ago, SDG said:

Honest ?.  Does anyone actually post here sober?   This is my drinking beer in my garage alone place.  And yes sometimes that happens at 6 am.  

Well some of us have a problem. And some of us are trying to address it. That said, the alcoholic thread is mostly the same regulars posting.

[TrashMaster G 17551]

9 hours ago, Penelope said:

Absolutely bored out of my mind. I’m used to working 80+ hours a week. I have nothing to do now. I probably should stop drunk posting  tho

Where's the fun in that?

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Don’t stop until after you post the self nudes, ok. 

This.

[UTCzech III 2907]

Since I married a redhead, 31 years ago today, gotta go with red.  Been a crazy ride.

[Gil Bang 25922]

23 hours ago, Penelope said:

I’m definitely a fake red head. But I do match the carpet to the drapes

shave that thing and your life will get better

[BigHorn'13 3363]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

shave that thing and your life will get better

Depends on the product. Although I'm more inclined to like nice, trimmed and shaped, hair. Nothing close to a bush.

[markstanco 12573]

Blonds and reds are retarded in the brain. Dated and married both.

Love my brunette wife.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21877]

Depends on the product. Although I'm more inclined to like nice, trimmed and shaped, hair. Nothing close to a bush.

Prove it

[GhostofDanJones 336]

There's a reason why blondes have more fun.

[TrashMaster G 17551]

On 7/29/2020 at 9:00 PM, UTCzech III said:

Since I married a redhead, 31 years ago today, gotta go with red.  Been a crazy ride.

Duh.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Prove it

Sure thing. Just come up with something to help me convince my chick to let me take a picture of her snatch real quick and I'll post with haste. 

Edited July 31, 2020 by BigHorn'13
Fucking fat fingered it

[TrashMaster G 17551]

25 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sure thing. Just come up with something to help me convince my chick to let me take a picture of her snatch real quick and I'll post with haste. 

Offer to buy her a new purse or pair of shoes.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sure thing. Just come up with something to help me convince my chick to let me take a picture of her snatch real quick and I'll post with haste. 

Tell her it's for science.

 

Also is your edit referring to your post or her snatch?

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Lol That's not how any of this works...

 

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

[ztejas 43414]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Offer to buy her a new purse or pair of shoes.

Take her out on a boat. She'll have to say yes because of the implication. 

[Deej 76756]

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

[ABSR 5308]

On 7/31/2020 at 7:42 PM, Deej said:

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

Are you trying to lump them together?  Well, if the shoe horn fits...

[Davis Lane 5580]

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Are you trying to lump them together?  Well, if the shoe horn fits...

[Bullneck 19073]

On 7/29/2020 at 11:51 AM, Underdog said:

Don’t stop until after you post the self nudes, ok. 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

I'll take whatever I can get.

[mulletpelini 5210]

On 7/30/2020 at 10:31 PM, markstanco said:

Blonds and reds are retarded in the brain. Dated and married both.

Love my brunette wife.

Totally agree.

Edited August 2, 2020 by mulletpelini
about loving your wife

[Underdog 28585]

On 7/31/2020 at 8:42 PM, Deej said:

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

Still would. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

On 7/31/2020 at 7:42 PM, Deej said:

Redheads are crazy. Who would've thunk?

 

Unicorns was not an option dude.

[Davis Lane 5580]

I prefer brunettes but I'd have to give these two a go.

[Guest]

ages 8  to 80, and no more than 3 days dead.

My expectations never bothered with (much) hair color.

[Guest Lobo]

8 year olds, dude?  

[Sbbruin 21831]

On 7/28/2020 at 7:02 PM, NorthLoop said:

We talking fucking dating or marrying? Answer will vary.

 

[Guest]

33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

8 year olds, dude?  

Furk!!!  Make that 18.

[Orange&White 5522]

22 hours ago, slorch said:

ages 8  to 80, and no more than 3 days dead.

My expectations never bothered with (much) hair color.

There was a comedian in the 80's who used the phrase, "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat".

Maybe Sam Kinison?

 

[TrashMaster G 17551]

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

There was a comedian in the 80's who used the phrase, "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat".

Maybe Sam Kinison?

 

Only one hole?  I count three.

[Orange&White 5522]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Only one hole?  I count three.

I think the point was that only one was required.

[TrashMaster G 17551]

Just now, Orange&White said:

I think the point was that only one was required.

I disagree.

[Sbbruin 21831]

On 7/28/2020 at 9:40 PM, Penelope said:

 

Surly after seeing these pics:

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 8/4/2020 at 9:54 AM, slorch said:

ages 8  to 80, and no more than 3 days dead.

My expectations never bothered with (much) hair color.

 

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

8 year olds, dude?  

 

5 hours ago, slorch said:

Furk!!!  Make that 18.

I had an idiot okie I used to work with whose mantra was, "8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy".

I told him yeah, sounds about right for a piece of shit okie.

[fattyflattie 4639]

I’m down with the red.  Married to one.  I’ll likely die sooner than otherwise because of it. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21057]

[Post Oak 20209]

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Surly after seeing these pics:

 

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[Whatever 700]

Feb ‘82 is a month after I was conceived. Being the Shagster that I am I think I remember fapping to this issue in utero.


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[Wally Fairway 5541]

On 7/29/2020 at 5:20 PM, Nivek said:

fuck the offseason

All we have is the offseason