Biggest mistake of your internet career

[threesheets 1677]

I'm finally ready to talk about this.

I clicked on the liquid smoke thread before there were any replies, just shook my head, and left without commenting.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

paging @NowThis

[WhatTheBuck 28810]

11 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I'm finally ready to talk about this.

I clicked on the liquid smoke thread before there were any replies, just shook my head, and left without commenting.

I almost did that with this thread. 

[jeevsie 3740]

I signed up for this hornfans.com thing.  Then I went to LFZ, then Shaggy, Shaggy 2.0, now Surly.  Look at me now.

[StruggleBus 3922]

I've never posted my pay stub. Always regretted that. 

[BearSchlong 8119]

I got in trouble once back in 2004 when I was still drinking, called a female coworker "sugartits" in an email that traversed the internet so I guess that counts.

I think this thread may make me quit surly. . .God knows the 11 years that I've been online with you sonsofbitches have probably cost me a cool $1MM in opportunity cost wages.

Edit:

I did Dox my FIL on the shag, he's so vain he googles himself (or worse, maybe paid a consultant to?) and found a link to an article that was published about him in Playboy.  Yes, he was interviewed by Playboy magazine, even had his head shot in the article.

He figured out who I was and next time he saw me he greeted me "Hey BearSchlong!" which certainly made my blood run cold for a moment.

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

There was one month in the mid 90's where I actually paid for porn.
 

[Armybrat 40927]

Posting on political forums. 

[Spankytoes 1743]

23 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I got in trouble once back in 2004 when I was still drinking, called a female coworker "sugartits" in an email that traversed the internet so I guess that counts.

I think this thread may make me quit surly. . .God knows the 11 years that I've been online with you sonsofbitches have probably cost me a cool $1MM in opportunity cost wages.

Edit:

I did Dox my FIL on the shag, he's so vain he googles himself (or worse, maybe paid a consultant to?) and found a link to an article that was published about him in Playboy.  Yes, he was interviewed by Playboy magazine, even had his head shot in the article.

He figured out who I was and next time he saw me he greeted me "Hey BearSchlong!" which certainly made my blood run cold for a moment.

Was he the shooter or the victim?

[BearSchlong 8119]

3 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Was he the shooter or the victim?

I tell you he was in Playboy, and that's your question?

Homage to Armybrat:

[ABSR 5325]

If only things had worked out better with that Nigerian Prince!  I'd be on easy street!

[TrashMaster G 17630]

1 hour ago, jeevsie said:

I signed up for this hornfans.com thing.  Then I went to LFZ, then Shaggy, Shaggy 2.0, now Surly.  Look at me now.

Ditto on all that.  Plus a couple of boards prior to hornfans.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I got really drunk and suicidal on shaggy once. Don't remember a lot of it. I think back in '08.

Edited July 31, 2020 by Bash Riprock

[NeverMarryAStripper 21950]

I once accidentally sent a rather explicit email intended for my ex to every one in my contacts

[Sbbruin 21899]

Following a link to an MS Paint thread that led me to www.shaggybevo.com

[BigDHornfan 6553]

I logged on with my sock@Nowthis and forgot to close some tabs.

[futureman 22554]

15 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

I logged on with my sock@Nowthis and forgot to close some tabs.

you’re good, man.  no kink-shaming here. 

[Nivek 16992]

I proposed to my girlfriend at a sporting event and she declined because I have a small dick.  

Edited July 31, 2020 by Nivek

[The Gimp 350]

2 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

I got really drunk and suicidal on shaggy once. Don't remember a lot of it. I think back in '08.

Was it because of Gideon?

[ztejas 43548]

Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook.

Then I wasn't even able to go. 

She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. 

[TrashMaster G 17630]

41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook.

Then I wasn't even able to go. 

She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. 

And...?

[Dbeasy 15103]

Early high school. Ruined a girl's surprise party (well, the surprise part, not the party itself) by asking her a question about it on facebook.
Then I wasn't even able to go. 
She was cool though. Smoked a good amount of weed with her in subsequent years. 

This is the worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.

[Prepuce of Doom 21110]

2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

I logged on with my sock@Nowthis and forgot to close some tabs.

Username checks out. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8950]

There was a thread on TOS where someone mentioned Elizabeth Olsen. The next poster said, "I prefer her sister, Bree." I thought to myself, "Bree Olson. I recognize that name, but I can't remember from where." So I decided to google her name ON MY WORK COMPUTER. When nothing showed up in my google search, it dawned on me that "safe search" is on and the sites she is usually on are definitely not safe.

[Bevo&Pevo 5222]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Following a link to an MS Paint thread that led me to www.shaggybevo.com

Aren't ya' glad you made it.

[Wally Fairway 5590]

Let's turn this into the "Who am I game"

I did an AMA on Reddit, joked about a website being worth tree fiddy; lost the website to a cocksucker
Started a new and better website
Who am I?

[WhatTheBuck 28810]

"Better?" I wouldn't go that far. 

[Bullneck 19217]

3 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Was it because of Gideon?

Bash is a Techster, so probably not.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

14 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Was it because of Gideon?

nah, im actually a red raider, so.....

[South Austin 52633]

I forgot to transfer all my rep when I bailed from Shaggy.  All those years of hard work for nothing.

[RPM 26360]

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

All those years of hard work for nothing.

Isn't that what your Mom said?

(Sorry, had to do it)

[South Austin 52633]

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Isn't that what your Mom said?

(Sorry, had to do it)

[mulletpelini 5216]

registered on a Texas board backing a team that only wins every every every other game with Texas

[South Austin 52633]

14 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

registered on a Texas board backing a team that only wins every every every other game with Texas

I think your math is off.

[mulletpelini 5216]

actually you're right, its every every other game.

[HiggyBaby 2548]

Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon.

[RDCanecutter 26476]

Not that I'd know, but if you ever leave Mexico to chase after some hot crazy chick on the other side of the continent who seems great on the internet, that's, uh, kinda like leaving your job at the toothbrush factory to go look for a toothbrush in the middle of the Sahara desert.

[Armybrat 40927]

11 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Not that I'd know, but if you ever leave Mexico to chase after some hot crazy chick on the other side of the continent who seems great on the internet, that's, uh, kinda like leaving your job at the toothbrush factory to go look for a toothbrush in the middle of the Sahara desert.

So, you didn’t get laid?

[RDCanecutter 26476]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

So, you didn’t get laid?

Yes. But there was some misallocation of resources, such as jet fuel, in order to get the same thing as was all up and down the street within walking distance.

[Armybrat 40927]

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yes. But there was some misallocation of resources, such as jet fuel, in order to get the same thing as was all up and down the street within walking distance.

Like a reverse Rocko?

[Moby Ric 2058]

14 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon.

The day I learned my company had an IT dept.  I know this day.

[RDCanecutter 26476]

35 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Like a reverse Rocko?

Nway.

[Armybrat 40927]

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Nway.

I knew a guy who chased a chick from Austin to NYC to South Africa. 45 years ago. He never would say if he scored.

[RDCanecutter 26476]

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I knew a guy who chased a chick from Austin to NYC to South Africa. 45 years ago. He never would say if he scored.

Dude just probably wanted to travel.

[Dnaguy 12106]

16 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Learning that surfing porn on the corporate network in the 90s was, in fact, frowned upon.

George?

Edited August 3, 2020 by Dnaguy

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Being on IRC at way too young of an age and ending up with my stupidity immortalized on bash.org.

[MissingInAction 25208]

There really are too many to count. Nearly fucking fit lump probably ranks up there in the most embarrassing category.

[mulletpelini 5216]

We've all tried to fuck a fitlump at one time or another, can't really fault you there.  Mine had a mouth bigger than mine, thought she was gonna suck my head like a crawdad.

[THUJONE 4550]

Never moved from touchpad to tablet for MS Paints, burnt out after 9 short years.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21950]

50 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Never moved from touchpad to tablet for MS Paints, burnt out after 9 short years.

“The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long.”

― Lao Tzu, Te Tao Ching