EPL 2020-21

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The female announcer for The Cock has a rather thick accent. Awesome!

[mdmost 42827]

Leicester might not survive this onslaught. 

[maninblack 7974]

Thanks Mike

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

I’m glad that’s not a pen. I’ve always hated the run in front and stop move in all sports. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Where's the fucking var on that?

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[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Premature Celebration

[Captain Ron 12793]

That was the right call on the no penalty. Tielemans had taken possession, Verner kicked him after that. 

VERNER SCORES!! So yeah, there had to be a flag.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’m glad that’s not a pen. I’ve always hated the run in front and stop move in all sports. 

Yeah. Not sure what the defender is expected to do if that's a pen. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

That was the right call on the no penalty. Tielemans had taken possession, Verner kicked him after that. 

VERNER SCORES!! So yeah, there had to be a flag.

Werner gets position between him and the ball then gets kicked. I'm not sure how you think that's Werner kicking him. That's a pk.

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[Cheeseweasel 26437]

VAR will call that a handball. RIP.

[mdmost 42827]

LeicesVAR City!

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

Lol, poor Timo Werner

[Captain Ron 12793]

Is Werner German for No Goal?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Score so far:

LEI: 0

CHE: 0

VAR: 3

[Captain Ron 12793]

24 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Werner gets position between him and the ball then gets kicked. I'm not sure how you think that's Werner kicking him. That's a pk.

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Classic case is using the back of your leg to kick a man.

yeah so Tielemans does kick him. Because he was playing the ball and Werner jumped in the middle of the action.

The halftime guys are right that is called a few times. But it’s always the wrong call. Werner is just standing there he’s didn’t take the ball he just stepped in to force contact, not making a soccer play. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

10 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Classic case is using the back of your leg to kick a man.

yeah so Tielemans does kick him. Because he was playing the ball and Werner jumped in the middle of the action.

The halftime guys are right that is called a few times. But it’s always the wrong call. Werner is just standing there he’s didn’t take the ball he just stepped in to force contact, not making a soccer play. 

This is just fucking ridiculous. So you're telling me if a player is standing with the ball in front of them, not touching it, and another kicks them it's a foul on the player standing in front of the ball?  It doesn't matter if Tielemans initially had possession. Werner got position on him and Tielemans kicked Werner in the back of the leg.  Werner wasn't swinging back towards Tielemans.  He got between him and the ball and got kicked.  In no world is that Werner kicking Tielemans.  In no world is that a foul on Werner.  That's a foul on Tielemans.  The halftime guys are right that it's called because it's the correct call.  Mike Dean fucked up.  VAR fucked up.  It should have been a penalty.  If you think that's not a football play you must not know much about football, because positioning--putting yourself between the ball and the opposing player--is one of the most basic aspects of the game.  That's exactly what Werner did.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That's a pen

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

what a dumb foul

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

what a dumb foul

Might have cost them CL.

[Bone3421 716]

Poor foxes, 2 years in a row they flame out of CL at the end....

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Werner just got karate kicked when getting in between the ball and Fofana.  But he didn't touch the ball, so it should be a foul on Werner.  

[midtown 3341]

Can anyone tell me what the dust up was between Potter and Pep?

[Captain Ron 12793]

1 hour ago, midtown said:

Can anyone tell me what the dust up was between Potter and Pep?

Pep’s a little bitch and he lost. 

[InkaUtexas 25486]

we got this. 

[Captain Ron 12793]

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Pep’s a little bitch and he lost. 

Just looked this up on Reddit.  Pep looked back in anger.

Something about Potter over celebrating a goal. 

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

10 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Just looked this up on Reddit.  Pep looked back in anger.

Something about Potter over celebrating a goal. 

 

Don't tweet in anger

 

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

I mean, most refs are Cunts, but you don't need to say it out loud.

[Bone3421 716]

4th or Bust...let's get it done today Liverpool, and let's wait until the last minute either

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Strange stat of the day:

Brighton is in 15th place with a GD of -4.

Palace is in 13th place with a GD of -21

 

[yoladu 4066]

more bitchiness on the schedule for today?

Edited May 19, 2021 by yoladu

[mdmost 42827]

[Schulz2.0 28761]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Strange stat of the day:

Brighton is in 15th place with a GD of -4.

Palace is in 13th place with a GD of -21

 

Brighton is something like 5th in the EPL in xG. Maupay and Welbeck have missed a ton of chances. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Ollie with the beautiful second goal.

Villa 2-1 over Spurs in the 39th on the Cock.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

No wonder Reguilon had to drop from Real down to Tottenham.  

[midtown 3341]

14 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

No wonder Reguilon had to drop from Real down to Tottenham. 

Except he's playing for Villa today

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

Ugh, just read that Eze tore his Achilles. I feel terrible for him, he was having a great season. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Behold... the Mighty Man Bun.

[mdmost 42827]

Kane looks like he's taking a final lap around the stadium. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Kane looks like he's taking a final lap around the stadium. 

[Schulz2.0 28761]

27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Kane looks like he's taking a final lap around the stadium. 

Pretty hard to see Real, Barca, or PSG shelling out £120m+ this summer.

[midtown 3341]

If you believe the articles. He wants to stay in the PL. Levy won't sell to a London rival and has publicly stated he won't do business with manu. That leaves city. Do they have 120mil?

[Captain Ron 12793]

Yes. But why would they spend it on Kane (28 next season and a history of ankle injuries) when they can spend that on Haaland and get a guy that is going into his prime?

And this is the biggest thing - at best Kane is #3 on pecking order of high dollar transfers. 

EDIT - and I said it before, if anyone, ANYONE offers that $$$, Spurs should take it and not even question it. 

Edited May 19, 2021 by Captain Ron

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, midtown said:

If you believe the articles. He wants to stay in the PL. Levy won't sell to a London rival and has publicly stated he won't do business with manu. That leaves city. Do they have 120mil?

[mdmost 42827]

5 hours ago, yoladu said:

more bitchiness on the schedule for today?

[SimonBolivar 10910]

I took great pleasure in seeing The Imps beat Sunderland 2-0 today in the League One playoffs. 

[Schulz2.0 28761]

16 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I took great pleasure in seeing The Imps beat Sunderland 2-0 today in the League One playoffs. 

Nah. I've always had a soft spot for Sunderland. I'd rather see them in the Championship/EPL.

[Schulz2.0 28761]

26 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The cost for any EPL team is going to be closer to £150m. The £120m price tag has been mentioned as the bare minimum to even start negotiations. Ornstein and other have said the club has no intentions of selling him and no intentions of selling him to an EPL team. Kane has 3 years left on his contract so he doesn't really have much leverage. Fabrizio Romano had an article today saying City want Kane and will talk to Spurs, but City haven't been like Real, Barca, Chelsea, or United in paying crazy individual fees.

[midtown 3341]

2 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

but City haven't been like Real, Barca, Chelsea, or United in paying crazy individual fees.

I think I read that their largest paid fee is $68mil.  So this is at least double that.   

[MoJames 8241]

I realize they don't generally pay crazy amounts, but is there anyway with Lewandowski getting up in years that Bayern goes for it? They obviously don't need much playing in that league, but I could see him doing well in Germany.

[Firemans4Horn 17823]

Sterling for Kane swap? Who says no.