Wet-Ass Pussy by Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion

[ss13 1,832]

Discuss. 

Edited August 8, 2020 by ss13

[elfenix 34,223]

wet ass-pussy?

[ss13 1,832]

Gonna be tough for that version to get a ton of radio airplay. 

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

The kind of shit that gives rap a bad name.

[Sbbruin 21,829]

She seems nice.  No, nevermind.  She’s gross.

[Deej 76,754]

Alternate title: "South Austin's Mom"

[Goredho 17,394]

I’m pretty pro wet-ass pussy, myself.

[tx 3 putt 76,869]

hell yes !!!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

Buncha no talent ass clowns. Get off my lawn! 

[Wanker Bob 379]

Should be Megan Thee Fitty Stallion

[Vic Mackey 47,009]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

The kind of shit that gives rap a bad name.

This is much worse

 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

I'm thinking Shakewell is still the king

 

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

I'm not super "up" on urban culture, but I know Cardi B is just a terrible skank Kardashianing her way through life.

I have heard of Megan out of Houston, but is all her stuff this bad?  I guess she can kind of spit, and I was of the understanding that she was kind of hot, but that's a stretch.

Edited August 8, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[ss13 1,832]

Dude, this thread ain’t for old white guys like you. Cardi is FAR from “Kardashianing” her way through life. 

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Her debut studio album, Invasion of Privacy (2018), debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, broke several streaming records, was certified triple platinum by the RIAA and named by Billboard the top female rap album of the 2010s. Critically acclaimed, it won the Grammy Award for Best Rap Album, making Cardi B the only woman to win the award as a solo artist, as well as the first female rap artist in 15 years to be nominated for Album of the Year. It spawned two number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100; "Bodak Yellow", which made her the second female rapper to top the chart with a solo output—following Lauryn Hill in 1998, and "I Like It", which made her the first female rapper to attain multiple number-one songs on the chart. Her Maroon 5 collaboration "Girls Like You" made her the only female rapper to top the Hot 100 three times, and the sixth female artist to achieve at least three number-one singles on the chart during the 2010s.

Recognized by Forbes as one of the most influential female rappers of all time, Cardi B is known for her aggressive flow and candid lyrics, which have received widespread media coverage. She is the highest-certified female rapper of all time on the RIAA's Top Artists (Digital Singles) ranking, also appearing among the ten highest-certified female artists and having the top certified song by a female rap artist. She is the only female rapper with multiple billion-streamers on Spotify. Her accolades include a Grammy Award, seven Billboard Music Awards, five Guinness World Records, four American Music Awards, eleven BET Hip Hop Awards and two ASCAP Songwriter of the Year awards. In 2018, Time included her on their annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world.

 

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

She's still trash.

[ss13 1,832]

That’s fine, but to say she hasn’t accomplished anything is just ignorance. 

[Vic Mackey 47,009]

Yeah, Cardi B is not a Kardashian who just leeches off whatever athlete/entertainer who will take her on. Cardi B went from a stripper to now one of the most popular musicians out there. I listened to her album a few years back and it wasn't terrible. I did not have high expectations for it but she has some flow to her. She's pretty much what Nicki Minaj was when she was hot. She makes music perfect for the clubs and after hours spots.

[gail the snail 31]

Shit bangs though

[TommyGufano 6,021]

the part about her uvula made me laugh

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

I'm a fan of a young lady named Doja Cat myself....

 

 

 

Probably have heard this one on the radio

 

 

[Red Five 40,837]

I like it. It reminds me of The Byrds. 

[Errestaurants 2,570]

 

[immamac 42,835]

This sound would be great to have sex to. 

[hot ham water 51]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

This sound would be great to have sex to. 

you ain't never fucked nobody except derka, and he was asking for it

[CurlyDumps 4,466]

Better than anything Jim Morrison ever wrote.

[Herpa Derpa 6,123]

Now none of you gentleman better be objectifying these young ladies. Excuse me, young artists.

[Goredho 17,394]

6 hours ago, hot ham water said:

you ain't never fucked nobody except derka, and he was asking for it

Well, at least it was consensual, I guess. 

[Paul Wesley 3,278]

"Baaah, that isn't music!  When I was a kid, you dressed like a woman and sang about the devil.  Now *that* was music."

[Not a cat 5,652]

There's some whores in this house is a catchy chorus.  It's not hey Jude, but it's nice.

[Cajun 11,705]

They need to do a mashup with these guys...

Of course, the video would have to be seen on a very wide screen.

 

[Cajun 11,705]

Biznatches ain't got shit on Wheeler Walker Jr, that's fo sho!

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

Can’t wait to see them perform this with Jason aldean at the Grammys. 

[Kermit 3,156]

It’s piss.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Alright, I’m going to say it. The unedited version of this song is kind of a banger. Walk into a sorority house or downtown in any bar where the demo is 21-30ish and when this song comes on the place will explode. Also I would fuck the shit out of Cardi B’s hood rat, ratchet ass. Although I’m going to take a guess that she isn’t into short fat white dudes 

Edited August 9, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[ztejas 43,411]

On 8/8/2020 at 9:40 AM, Red Five said:

I like it. It reminds me of The Byrds. 

I get a Lou Reed vibe from Megan.

[tx 3 putt 76,869]

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Alright, I’m going to say it. The unedited version of this song is kind of a banger. Walk into a sorority house or downtown in any bar where the demo is 21-30ish and when this song comes on the place will explode. 

you just nailed it 

[Deej 76,754]

 

[Vic Mackey 47,009]

The thing that is funny, is the male rappers have been talking about this shit forever now. Decades. All types of raunchy music videos. But now it's some big deal when women rappers talk about the same shit?

 

[gail the snail 31]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

The thing that is funny, is the male rappers have been talking about this shit forever now. Decades. All types of raunchy music videos. But now it's some big deal when women rappers talk about the same shit?

 

 

[gail the snail 31]

and Missy's been talking about her pussy for years

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

 

Same flick.

Most raunch rap isn't too critically acclaimed.

[Vic Mackey 47,009]

48 minutes ago, gail the snail said:

and Missy's been talking about her pussy for years

Lil Kim as well. 

[D_Goose 489]

Reminded me of this from back when I was in high school

 

[ss13 1,832]

Since we have some old dumbfucks on this thread, check the fucking view count on these. 

 

 

[ss13 1,832]

That’s over 2 billion views, with a mother fucking b. 

[Cajun 11,705]

On 8/9/2020 at 8:36 AM, Kermit said:

It’s piss.

You're being way too kind.

[Kermit 3,156]

3 hours ago, ss13 said:

Since we have some old dumbfucks on this thread, check the fucking view count on these. 

 

 

I’m sure that means something to someone.

[Cajun 11,705]

3 hours ago, ss13 said:

That’s over 2 billion views, with a mother fucking b. 

LMAO!  Almost 4 billion views -

Number of views = greatness to you?  Must be a young dumbfuck thing.

 

Edited August 10, 2020 by Cajun

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

3 hours ago, ss13 said:

That’s over 2 billion views, with a mother fucking b. 

As an old dumbfuck, just because it's popular don't mean shit.

There's tons of wildly popular dogshit all over the internet.  The internet is a dogshit machine, in case you hadn't noticed.

It's also interesting that a whole lot of her stuff is collabs with people with actual talent.

[TwiceHorn 31,438]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

LMAO!  Almost 4 billion views -

 

Case in point.