Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Also what is the Dodge's relationship with UT these days?  Are they on UTs side or not?  Looks like Riley was a GA a few years ago.  

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

Don’t know how to post images, but one of the larger recruiting instagrams posted something about Sark contacting Ewers and asked if a flip was possible. The top reply was from Ewers basically saying “bro what, get you some clout I guess”. Pretty tough scene

[Red Five 40862]

20 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Don’t know how to post images, but one of the larger recruiting instagrams posted something about Sark contacting Ewers and asked if a flip was possible. The top reply was from Ewers basically saying “bro what, get you some clout I guess”. Pretty tough scene

[lemonandaturd 4285]

24 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Don’t know how to post images, but one of the larger recruiting instagrams posted something about Sark contacting Ewers and asked if a flip was possible. The top reply was from Ewers basically saying “bro what, get you some clout I guess”. Pretty tough scene

A guy who just coached the Alabama offense in a national championship needs to get some clout?  That story does not sound real unless Ewers is an arrogant dumbass.  I would have to see the post to believe it.  

[Reese Bennett 3615]

My interpretation is that the "recruiting instagram" asked the question and was the subject of the response by Ewers.

[futureman 22485]

40 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

“bro what, get you some clout I guess”

what does it mean in english?

[Focht Up 631]

42 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Don’t know how to post images, but one of the larger recruiting instagrams posted something about Sark contacting Ewers and asked if a flip was possible. The top reply was from Ewers basically saying “bro what, get you some clout I guess”. Pretty tough scene

I don't believe you.gif

[TommyGufano 6021]

Just now, futureman said:

what does it mean in english?

The implication that I'm going to flip is baseless. I begrudgingly accept that posting such things might drive clicks to your site (page? I don't know what this guy's business is). 

[Hank_Hill 18879]

Got damn olds

[futureman 22485]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

The implication that I'm going to flip is baseless. I begrudgingly accept that posting such things might drive clicks to your site (page? I don't know what this guy's business is). 

I’m not sure it could have been translated more clearly than this. well done. 

[RollLeft 5045]

I read it like he's telling the person who is asking, regardin Sark and a flip, to get some clout.  In other words i don't know you and wouldn't respond to someone like you.  

[closetohumping 17449]

On 1/18/2021 at 1:38 PM, Johnny Sack said:

Simms’ arm was vastly overrated.  Because he threw every pass as hard as he could.  At the combine when they put all the QBs on the radar gun, he was right in the middle.  He did throw a pretty ball.  But his arm strength was nothing special.  
 

Also, Simms got to play with a much, much better supporting cast.  Roy, BJ, Sloan, Scaife, Cedric, and the OL.  
 

I just can’t rate a man who has as many passing TDs against OU as I do all that high.  
 

He was an above average college qb. That’s it.  

Reminds me of the time Phil said Andrew luck didn’t have an elite arm.  I’m sure Phil was thinking “hey my boy Chris has a much stronger arm”

[WinningIsHard 4044]

I went looking around and all I found was some account called recruit247 who told Texas fans to not get their hopes up. That rivals cocksucker Farrel even commented that it could absolutely happen. There is a bunch of negative recruiting stories that Austin is shitting on ewers so he shouldn’t play for Texas lulz. The westlake players had shirts made of Ewers in a throwing motion during a game with the crying Jordan face. Fucking epic move by those kids but has zero to do with how the Longhorns feel about Ewers. If I had to guess tosu is nervous about this staff’s recruiting potential and a lot of absolute horse shit is about be used to slow down the wave haha. I like it 

[closetohumping 17449]

33 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I read it like he's telling the person who is asking, regardin Sark and a flip, to get some clout.  In other words i don't know you and wouldn't respond to someone like you.  

Humble yet hungry 

[WinningIsHard 4044]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKchKIjFcqN/?igshid=1ecx6jvzrr8xl

[Hank_Hill 18879]

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

I went looking around and all I found was some account called recruit247 who told Texas fans to not get their hopes up. That rivals cocksucker Farrel even commented that it could absolutely happen. There is a bunch of negative recruiting stories that Austin is shitting on ewers so he shouldn’t play for Texas lulz. The westlake players had shirts made of Ewers in a throwing motion during a game with the crying Jordan face. Fucking epic move by those kids but has zero to do with how the Longhorns feel about Ewers. If I had to guess tosu is nervous about this staff’s recruiting potential and a lot of absolute horse shit is about be used to slow down the wave haha. I like it 

Lol no it wasn’t he torched them.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

12 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKchKIjFcqN/?igshid=1ecx6jvzrr8xl

It's a troll account with buckeyes who can barely read and write answering and blabbing 

[Poolflood 845]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's a troll account with buckeyes who can barely read and write answering and blabbing 

It's either/or.  Both is redundant. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

Just now, Poolflood said:

It's either/or.  Both is redundant. 

True 

[WinningIsHard 4044]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol no it wasn’t he torched them.

He didn’t win the game or the mvp lol. All those yards passing and he managed 3 TD’s. When you beat the #1 player in the nation on one of the best teams in the state you talk a little shit man. I would anyway haha 

[closetohumping 17449]

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's a troll account with buckeyes who can barely read and write answering and blabbing 

No need to segment.  Buckeyes implies barely able to read and write

[Hank_Hill 18879]

21 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

He didn’t win the game or the mvp lol. All those yards passing and he managed 3 TD’s. When you beat the #1 player in the nation on one of the best teams in the state you talk a little shit man. I would anyway haha 

Nothing “fucking epic” about memeing  a guy that toasted you for 350yds and 3 TDs. Average at best.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Look, there’s only one way we get Ewers but I’m not sure we should do it. Dodge just came out with the t-rex truck which is the only truck bigger and faster than the Ford Raptor OSU bought him. If Sark cruised up to Southlake in a t-rex and dropped it off with an overly elaborate handshake and used the word bro 15 times, Ewers would commit on the spot. But careful what you wish for because with that much power under the hood and that much bleach in his tips he isn’t going to listen to any coach telling him what to do. 

[Bob Lives! 914]

Also what is the Dodge's relationship with UT these days?  Are they on UTs side or not?  Looks like Riley was a GA a few years ago.  

You serious Clark?

Todd Dodge is a graduate and former Texas QB. Riley was raised in burnt orange and worked for Texas for a season as a QC.


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[Bevo14 8334]

45 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Look, there’s only one way we get Ewers but I’m not sure we should do it. Dodge just came out with the t-rex truck which is the only truck bigger and faster than the Ford Raptor OSU bought him. If Sark cruised up to Southlake in a t-rex and dropped it off with an overly elaborate handshake and used the word bro 15 times, Ewers would commit on the spot. But careful what you wish for because with that much power under the hood and that much bleach in his tips he isn’t going to listen to any coach telling him what to do. 

Bro you tryin to fuck with tradition? We only do F250s around here.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Yea but seems like Texas has a way of pissing off their former players lately.  

[Schulz2.0 28960]

21 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Yea but seems like Herman has a way of pissing off everyone.  

Fify

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 1/19/2021 at 11:21 AM, Angry Gorilla said:

Granted it was a sample size of 1, but I met Major on 6th when I was in school and he couldn't have been a bigger piece of shit.  I also met Simms once on 6th and he was extremely nice.  He was also surrounded by hot chicks, while Major was hitting on a chubby girl in our group.

You’d be a insufferable piece of shit, too, if you had a bunch of people telling you that you were better than Chris Simms.

I took my 6-7 year old son and his friend (aggy parents) to DKRTMS the summer that they were lowering the field. We were outside the iron fence in the SE corner when MA and his Hispanic-looking gf (future wife?) exited the gate and stated walking toward us. I told my son that it was Major Applewhite, the Texas QB, and Major purposely avoided making eye contact. At least his girlfriend smiled at the boys. Not impressed. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

nm

Edited January 25, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor
Trying to not be a dick

[Lonestar88 4697]

14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nothing “fucking epic” about memeing  a guy that toasted you for 350yds and 3 TDs. Average at best.

That game was over midway through the 3rd, Ewers racked up a bunch of numbers in garbage time. He's the best QB in the country but he did not "toast" Westlake in that game.

[Hank_Hill 18879]

17 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

That game was over midway through the 3rd, Ewers racked up a bunch of numbers in garbage time. He's the best QB in the country but he did not "toast" Westlake in that game.

Carrolls defense looked like booty agreed. Also was the first half garbage time? Because he threw for 200+ and 2 TDs

Edited January 25, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[theaveragejon 988]

14 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Look, there’s only one way we get Ewers but I’m not sure we should do it. Dodge just came out with the t-rex truck which is the only truck bigger and faster than the Ford Raptor OSU bought him. If Sark cruised up to Southlake in a t-rex and dropped it off with an overly elaborate handshake and used the word bro 15 times, Ewers would commit on the spot. But careful what you wish for because with that much power under the hood and that much bleach in his tips he isn’t going to listen to any coach telling him what to do. 

Fuck a dodge Trx. 
 

if we’re gonna play. Let’s play 

http://hennesseyperformance.com/hennessey-ford-velociraptor-6x6/

[stork642 4498]

On 1/19/2021 at 11:21 AM, Angry Gorilla said:

Granted it was a sample size of 1, but I met Major on 6th when I was in school and he couldn't have been a bigger piece of shit.  I also met Simms once on 6th and he was extremely nice.  He was also surrounded by hot chicks, while Major was hitting on a chubby girl in our group.

So nice guys do get the girls after all.  Im sure that an Ewers flip won’t be easy but it’s only a matter of time until he can sit down with Sark and hear about how he designed the game plan that overwhelmed OSU.  Talk about a head to head comparison.  Why do I feel like a flip is only when not if?

Edited January 25, 2021 by stork642

[Bevo14 8334]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So nice guys do get the girls after all.  Im sure that an Ewers flip won’t be easy but it’s only a matter of time until he can sit down with Sark and hear about how he designed the game plan that overwhelmed OSU.  Talk about a head to head comparison.  Why do I feel like a flip is only when not if?

The kid is a Texas fan that was even willing to commit to Mensa's shitshow, we're the home team, there's a lot of hype building with skill position recruits, and we hired a competent staff with strong recruiting chops. It'll be surprising to me if he doesn't flip honestly.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Bevo14

[closetohumping 17449]

13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

You’d be a insufferable piece of shit, too, if you had a bunch of people telling you that you were better than Chris Simms.

I took my 6-7 year old son and his friend (aggy parents) to DKRTMS the summer that they were lowering the field. We were outside the iron fence in the SE corner when MA and his Hispanic-looking gf (future wife?) exited the gate and stated walking toward us. I told my son that it was Major Applewhite, the Texas QB, and Major purposely avoided making eye contact. At least his girlfriend smiled at the boys. Not impressed. 

Most of their teammates and support staff at the time would tell you the same.  Simms was a nice guy, Major, not so much

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Most of their teammates and support staff at the time would tell you the same.  Simms was a nice guy, Major, not so much

Yup. Applewhite did not like fans. Like, at all. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

5 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Yup. Applewhite did not like fans. Like, at all. 

Not true, he was very friendly with the cholas. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

With Winfield and Stewart (assuming he pulls the trigger) in the fold, watch out for a Ewers flip. Stewart is on the way. 

Edited January 26, 2021 by Spider2YBanana

[texifornia 57000]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

With Winfield and Evans (assuming he pulls the trigger) watch out for a Ewers flip. Evans is on the way. 

Zach Evans is a running back from Rockwall. Evan Stewart is the wide receiver from Frisco you're thinking of.

Edited January 26, 2021 by texifornia

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Zach Evans is a running back from Rockwall. Evan Stewart is the wide receiver from Frisco you're thinking of.

Appreciate the correction 

[TexasEx 1667]

Listened to a Hamilton signing day interview on ESPNU radio tonight. When asked about Ewers, he suggested the impediment to a flip could be a desire not to appear wishy washy. Also talked about the great relationship with Ryan Day and Cory Dennis. Then talked about Ewers’s familiarity with Sark and his offense from his Bama recruitment. Closed with comparing Ewers to Ehlinger growing up rooting for the horns. Suggested people would understand and cut him some slack IF he flipped back to his childhood hometown team after a coaching change...

So pretty much the narrative is planted and it’s happening. 

[texifornia 57000]

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Listened to a Hamilton signing day interview on ESPNU radio tonight. When asked about Ewers, he suggested the impediment to a flip could be a desire not to appear wishy washy. Also talked about the great relationship with Ryan Day and Cory Dennis. Then talked about Ewers’s familiarity with Sark and his offense from his Bama recruitment. Closed with comparing Ewers to Ehlinger growing up rooting for the horns. Suggested people would understand and cut him some slack IF he flipped back to his childhood hometown team after a coaching change...

So pretty much the narrative is planted and it’s happening. 

There's a whole lot of Sooners in his family, too, fyi

[futureman 22485]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's a whole lot of Sooners in his family, too, fyi

he didn’t grow up cheering for the sooners. 

[Thiefery 5012]

14 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Listened to a Hamilton signing day interview on ESPNU radio tonight. When asked about Ewers, he suggested the impediment to a flip could be a desire not to appear wishy washy. Also talked about the great relationship with Ryan Day and Cory Dennis. Then talked about Ewers’s familiarity with Sark and his offense from his Bama recruitment. Closed with comparing Ewers to Ehlinger growing up rooting for the horns. Suggested people would understand and cut him some slack IF he flipped back to his childhood hometown team after a coaching change...

So pretty much the narrative is planted and it’s happening. 

This is why I think he doesn't flip... because he doesn't want to be viewed negatively.  Texas fans were sad when he decommitted.. but were upset when he committed to tosu, knowing Herman was going to get replaced.  And the tosu ig recruiting accounts were doing the narrative of Ewers/tosu vs Klubenik/UT during the state championships.

I would welcome him back no doubt, but I just don't think he will actually do it, because he wants to save face.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

This is why I think he doesn't flip... because he doesn't want to be viewed negatively.  Texas fans were sad when he decommitted.. but were upset when he committed to tosu, knowing Herman was going to get replaced.  And the tosu ig recruiting accounts were doing the narrative of Ewers/tosu vs Klubenik/UT during the state championships.

I would welcome him back no doubt, but I just don't think he will actually do it, because he wants to save face.

Any recruit who makes a potentially life-changing decision based on whether or not people will be mean to him on Twitter doesn't have the mental makeup to be successful on the big stage imo.

Note that I don't think Ewers falls into that category. By all accounts Day and Dennis (shocker) did a very good job recruiting him. That's why he has stuck around.

[Blackcat00 759]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

This is why I think he doesn't flip... because he doesn't want to be viewed negatively.  Texas fans were sad when he decommitted.. but were upset when he committed to tosu, knowing Herman was going to get replaced.  And the tosu ig recruiting accounts were doing the narrative of Ewers/tosu vs Klubenik/UT during the state championships.

I would welcome him back no doubt, but I just don't think he will actually do it, because he wants to save face.

Ewers could give two shits what fans and recruiting guru's think. 

[RGBIII 22840]

52 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Ewers could give two shits what fans and recruiting guru's think. 

Ehhh maybe, I’m gonna tweet him and find out

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

It's not a decommitment. It's a recommitment. There's a huge difference.

[TexasEx 1667]

43 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's not a decommitment. It's a recommitment. There's a huge difference.

Look, Cumsteen, I'm with you. We need to bring him home. We collectively need to put in more work to this Ewers or Bust thread. Right now, it feels like a sad reminder of the Urban thread. Like where the fuck is @Nicole44 anyway? How many weeks have passed since @RGBIII smoked anything? @derpyhorndog needs to start tracking all flights from Southlake to Austin NOW and monitoring that twitter. Hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck his new sock is needs to post some vague pics of old ass bitches riding in an old ass plane while we're at it. Let's send THIS BITCH to the moon to show QE we want him home. Fuck GME and AMC. QE or bust. BDE!

[RGBIII 22840]

7 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Look, Cumsteen, I'm with you. We need to bring him home. We collectively need to put in more work to this Ewers or Bust thread. Right now, it feels like a sad reminder of the Urban thread. Like where the fuck is @Nicole44 anyway? How many weeks have passed since @RGBIII smoked anything? @derpyhorndog needs to start tracking all flights from Southlake to Austin NOW and monitoring that twitter. Hornfromdallas or whatever the fuck his new sock is needs to post some vague pics of old ass bitches riding in an old ass plane while we're at it. Let's send THIS BITCH to the moon to show QE we want him home. Fuck GME and AMC. QE or bust. BDE!

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