Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[Sgt Hulk 13,747]

Just now, closetohumping said:

He’ll go to tech as soon as I go bald

Fuck you and your full head of hair 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,108]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck you and your full head of hair 

Fuck your Mr. Clean.

[DanTheHorn 4,925]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I am sure that is what he told himself after linking a vague rumor to this news after finding out with the rest of us.

Edited December 6, 2021 by DanTheHorn

[oh_snap 694]

49 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Looked into it for shits and gigs, and pretty sure I found the plane Sark took to see Ewers on Friday for this visit. 

Here's the plane. Touched down at DFW around 4 o'clock on Friday. Probably got to Southlake around 4:30. Return trip to Austin at 9:30. So almost five hours visit time. 

Plane ties out to Austin-based real estate billionaire and UT alumnus, David Osborne, currently of Waterloo Associates / Magnify Capital. 

This is literally the only non shit post from the last few pages. One could say, even, worth 9.95. 

[mdmost 43,004]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tbh can’t see this dragging out until Friday

Ah who’s to say. Maybe Ewers wants to check out SMU so he can knock out all the Texas schools with first year to newish hires.

[Pato del Muerto 52,507]

12 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Because your agent gets their % and the IRS gets it's % so with bags you're fucking over the one who's supposed to be helping you and the one who can put you in jail.

As opposed to previously when bag money wasn’t taxable?  You have to keep it hidden/get it laundered either way. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,986]

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

He’ll go to tech as soon as I go bald

[mwaadeeb 1,220]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

As opposed to previously when bag money wasn’t taxable?  You have to keep it hidden/get it laundered either way. 

If you have an agent and you do that to them you're poison and sued and blackballed.

[4HE 156]

15 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Because your agent gets their % and the IRS gets it's % so with bags you're fucking over the one who's supposed to be helping you and the one who can put you in jail.

I understand the concept. I just don’t see why you think these recruits won’t take a bag. Specifically, when’s the last time one of them got in trouble for taking a bag?

I know NIL should make bags obsolete soon, but I don’t think we are anywhere close to that being reality. See aggy’s 2022 class. 

[closetohumping 17,442]

It’s Texas 

 

 

 

 

 

unrelated. I know the real aidensdad.  That ain’t him.  That being said Ewers ain’t. Gong to no tech 

[mwaadeeb 1,220]

1 minute ago, 4HE said:

I understand the concept. I just don’t see why you think these recruits won’t take a bag. Specifically, when’s the last time one of them got in trouble for taking a bag?

I know NIL should make bags obsolete soon, but I don’t think we are anywhere close to that being reality. See aggy’s 2022 class. 

Times-are-a-changin

[4HE 156]

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

Times-are-a-changin

I totally agree. I’m obviously hopeful that we get there ASAP. Just don’t think we are there yet. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,747]

To recap. 
we have a nephew

a weed dealer 

a dog walker 

and Aidens dad. 
 

these are the credible sources so far 

[mwaadeeb 1,220]

Just now, 4HE said:

I totally agree. I’m obviously hopeful that we get there ASAP. Just don’t think we are there yet. 

If a recruit has an agent, they are already there.

[deech 2,283]

So this is really where NIL is heading?  Kid lists his name in the Portal and then runs a PR game to try to leverage a bigger NIL deal from schools he is picking between?  

[Getafix 28,674]

Just now, deech said:

So this is really where NIL is heading?  Kid  Biggest recruit in years lists his name in the Portal and then runs a PR game to try to leverage a bigger NIL deal from schools he is picking between?  

 

 

 

[Assman 1,830]

14 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

This is literally the only non shit post from the last few pages. One could say, even, worth 9.95. 

Except that it’s wrong.  The plane in question landed at DFW at 3:55 on Thursday, not Friday.  So unless Sark and Quinn had a sleepover, I don’t know if this is related to the story at all.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,108]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

To recap. 
we have a nephew

a weed dealer 

a dog walker 

and Aidens dad. 
 

these are the credible sources so far 

We’re finally working the streets.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

33 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

Fuck, I can’t do this til Friday

[immamac 42,857]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

 

 

He is no longer a recruit. He is a transfer student athlete. There are now huge differences between the 2 

[The Beast 585]

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Do you have a son named Aiden?

 

 

Caden

[Newy25 7,691]

“Not an insider but let me tell you what is going to happen”

 

This is peak bull shit season. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,559]

2 minutes ago, deech said:

So this is really where NIL is heading?  Kid lists his name in the Portal and then runs a PR game to try to leverage a bigger NIL deal from schools he is picking between?  

[TommyGufano 6,021]

51 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

That is what they don’t understand. Why take 200k in a bag, when you can make that legally after taxes through an NIL deal. Fuck, even Vito Corleone would take the NIL deal over the bag

Tag him, pussy 

@Vito Andolini

 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

To recap. 
we have a nephew

a weed dealer 

a dog walker 

and Aidens dad. 
 

these are the credible sources so far 

My friend’s daughter who has one class with him is also giving favorable intel.

[DanTheHorn 4,925]

4 minutes ago, deech said:

So this is really where NIL is heading?  Kid lists his name in the Portal and then runs a PR game to try to leverage a bigger NIL deal from schools he is picking between?  

Just like coach agents dropping their client's name as a potential candidates for a job to get extensions that include a raise. We are use to that shit happening for years and don't give it a second thought anymore.

[Newy25 7,691]

8 minutes ago, deech said:

So this is really where NIL is heading?  Kid lists his name in the Portal and then runs a PR game to try to leverage a bigger NIL deal from schools he is picking between?  

Yes. Remember that linebacker with the funny name who chose Alabama last year or recently? He went around with a defacto agent and negotiated a cash contract. Now at least it is above board. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,306]

2 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Fuckn Brian Davis being a piece of shit as usual.

Brian Davis is a class A faget

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,306]

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

To recap. 
we have a nephew

a weed dealer 

a dog walker 

and Aidens dad. 
 

these are the credible sources so far 

Where's craps table milf and porta-potty girl?

[Barbacoa 1,934]

10 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This fucking killed me. 

[Teryor 4,474]

Really need Higdon to come back, this cycle would be his masterpiece 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4,756]

20 minutes ago, deech said:

So this is really where NIL is heading?  Kid lists his name in the Portal and then runs a PR game to try to leverage a bigger NIL deal from schools he is picking between?  

Why do you give a shit? Follow women’s volleyball fuck face.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,875]

6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Why do you give a shit? Follow women’s volleyball fuck face.

This is what I love about the Surly Community - it’s like family. 

[Aslan24 401]

If the rumblings of Ewers wanting to bring elite talent with him are true, you gotta feel that Tech getting a commit from an unrated linebacker on the same day that Texas flips a 4-star Lubbock linebacker speaks volumes.

[SKA the boss 729]

Family is like beer’s idea of the variety 12 pack. Some you love. Some you tolerate. Some you just can’t stand.

[mwaadeeb 1,220]

14 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

Family is like beer’s idea of the variety 12 pack. Some you love. Some you tolerate. Some you just can’t stand.

Can we toss out the IPA?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,108]

18 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

If the rumblings of Ewers wanting to bring elite talent with him are true, you gotta feel that Tech getting a commit from an unrated linebacker on the same day that Texas flips a 4-star Lubbock linebacker speaks volumes.

I mean, no way he wants to play with highly talented players. I’m calling bullshit on that report.

Actually, I’m calling bullshit that he ever needed to say that for someone to report it. It’s kind of a given. 

[dcar00 14,210]

1 hour ago, Assman said:

Except that it’s wrong.  The plane in question landed at DFW at 3:55 on Thursday, not Friday.  So unless Sark and Quinn had a sleepover, I don’t know if this is related to the story at all.

Sark pullin one out of the Harbaugh playbook.  well done.

[mdleast 8,295]

Family is like beer’s idea of the variety 12 pack. Some you love. Some you tolerate. Some you just can’t stand.

[JohnnyTapia 540]

 

Edited December 6, 2021 by JohnnyTapia

[mdleast 8,295]

I’m in if Ewers endorses pizza in a cup

[Bigbend1812 12,918]

[honolulu horn 6,164]

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

I’m in if Ewers endorses pizza in a cup

Or if he sends us a postcard when he hits the bigtime 

[Truck Norris 88]

Not sure how to feel about this lol 

[honolulu horn 6,164]

Just now, Truck Norris said:

Not sure how to feel about this lol 

Goddamn if this thread doesn't keep delivering. Night crew in full effect!

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,559]

4 minutes ago, mdleast said:

I’m in if Ewers endorses pizza in a cup

 He should because the new Pizza in a Cup guy ran the old Cup O’ Pizza guy out of business!

[CTC2 2,797]

2 minutes ago, Truck Norris said:

Not sure how to feel about this lol 

College football is dying.  We just beat everyone there.

[Hank_Hill 18,834]

I’m sorry is that not Ewers

[UncleSonny 6,572]

2 minutes ago, Truck Norris said:

Not sure how to feel about this lol 

I feel that it’s a fake picture 

[mwaadeeb 1,220]

4 minutes ago, Truck Norris said:

Not sure how to feel about this lol 

KFC endorsement?