Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[Handcruser 2,805]

https://chng.it/7hTsGDBdMz
 
Legitimately sign this petition and share it to every single person you know. This means more than you think, if you want to do something real and substantial sign this and pass it around. It will get in front of the Ewers camp

Fucking LOL

[Longhornlove 4,897]

4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

His post from way back when calling out Card as the starter - this was a few days before the official announcement was made:

 

 

Well, at least he was correct on that one, one can only hope.

[Pop Pop 2]

[Octavian 1,025]

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Well, at least he was correct on that one, one can only hope.

Real question is how fast does it take for this kid to get removed from the group chat if this is true? It’s like a Carl situation but somewhat more tolerable because he’s sequestered to 247.

[Handcruser 2,805]

For those of you commenting that it "feels very aggy", maybe y'all haven't noticed but aggy is likely to sign the #1 recruiting class in the country for '22, so maybe get over yourselves.

I think they’re using the make-a-wish foundation to get their recruits.

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

47 minutes ago, JBJ said:

It's this.  Ewers has three or more large NIL deals already.  He can likely get similar deals regardless of where he goes.  Making the claim his NIL money would be due to the school he chooses or that it is a recruiting tool for a player with his profile is equal parts condescending and dishonest.

It's a recruiting tool for the non-star positions who need help to maximize exposure.  The top tier players are able to care for themselves.

Get your Burnt Ends flair, then, and only then are you allowed to lecture the board on NIL.   And you're welcome...as nice of a response as one should expect here.

 

[Handcruser 2,805]

I am technically a t-shirt fan by definition (username and all). 
We are all on the same team and want the same thing but I personally think a change.com petition weird/pathetic at worst, and just completely ineffective at best. 
How many signatures do we need for QE to say "Oh gee, my concerns were silly.  These guys took the time to sign a 3 second petition.  They will totally have my back 110%, no matter what happens"

Lol. Reminds me of the Jesus Facebook meme where he says “this child only got 999 likes…I have to kill him”.

[derpyhorndog 2,575]

I, for one, am pumped we have finally have some more delectable rumors from a message board insider. Don't even care if LotusCorn is right, just needed that hit. 

[Bigbend1812 12,942]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Quinn if you’re reading this. I’ll let you bang south Austin’s mom if you come to Texas 

So Raider-Rash it is.  Might as well get it in Austin. 

[HtownHorn 14,786]

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

I, for one, am pumped we have finally have some more delectable rumors from a message board insider. Don't even care if LotusCorn is right, just needed that hit. 

LotusCorn is a parody of LotusHorn. He's entire posting habit is to make fun of LotusHorn's supposed insider info.

[hook me 2,103]

Where does one go to bet on which poster has the commitment edit up first? I really feel like @texifornia is the odds on favorite but I'd take a heavy look at @Machinator making his grand return from the top ropes with this one.

[Handcruser 2,805]

SHUT UP DUMB BITCH YOU DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO BURNT ENDS SO YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS REGARDING EWERS IS FUCKING IRRELEVANT, LITERALLY GO SIT IN A CORNER AND EAT A BAG OF DICKS WITH STOOPS.

So not contributing to the tight end group means you can’t have an opinion on a player that plays another position that isn’t even on the team?

Full circle jerk in action.

[Txslnghrns 1,354]

Signed the petition. Don’t really like putting my name out in public like this but it’s for a worthy cause. Just look for Howie Feltersnatch.

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

2 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

So not contributing to the tight end group means you can’t have an opinion on a player that plays another position that isn’t even on the team?

Full circle jerk in action.

YEAH IT DOES MEAN THAT....BECAUSE YOU ARE PROVIDING NOTHING, NADA, TO THIS TEAM.

[Bigbend1812 12,942]

30 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I'd rather we jewbear them.

[Harvdog 2,300]

Sounds like Tech is getting errrrrbody

[Schulz2.0 29,012]

A plugged in Tech guy on IT said he thinks it's 80% Texas, 15% Tech, 5% field.

[Enchubben 5,512]

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

So not contributing to the tight end group means you can’t have an opinion on a player that plays another position that isn’t even on the team?

Full circle jerk in action.

You most certainly can have an opinion. It's just that we humbly request you stick that opinion up your ass until you help to support the TE room like everyone else.

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

19 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Well, at least he was correct on that one, one can only hope.

It was 50/50 and he picked a horse. Pure guess as a way of parodying lotus horn.

guess what he’s doing now?  Guessing Texas vs the field. 

Edited December 7, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Hiphopopotamos 20,889]

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Sounds like Tech is getting errrrrbody

I'm shocked that the All-Star staff Joey is putting together hasn't convinced all the players to flock to Lubbock.

[BrazilHorn 6,635]

Fat Ketch and FCB are just total leeching barnacles stuck to this program. Just such a joke that Texas has to deal with fuckups like these two in addition to the AAS clownshow.

An embarrassment of bitches.

[utexas8 1,469]

My brothers a silver spur. I told him to send the petition around.

Rumor has it Hudson Card signed it.

[crash_davis 23,115]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm shocked that the All-Star staff Joey is putting together hasn't convinced all the players to flock to Lubbock.

Lubbock is College Station without the inbreeding.

Edited December 7, 2021 by crash_davis

[Viper 12,112]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was 50/50 and he picked a horse. Pure guess as a way of parodying lotus horn.

guess what he’s doing now?  Guessing Texas vs the field. 

yeah IT had been hinting it would be Card for weeks, he took a good guess and it worked.

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

You most certainly can have an opinion. It's just that we humbly request you stick that opinion up your ass until you help to support the TE room like everyone else.

I checked a couple of profiles and at least a couple of the vocal burnt ends people don’t seem to have tree fiddy membership. Including @tree fiddy (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong).  
 

nobody is getting lectured about not supporting this site. Nobody should be getting lectured about not supporting the NIL initiative of this site. 

[PatSolitanojr 518]

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Rumor has it Hudson Card signed it.

That was me 

[Handcruser 2,805]

YEAH IT DOES MEAN THAT....BECAUSE YOU ARE PROVIDING NOTHING, NADA, TO THIS TEAM.

That’s the dumbest thing Ive ever heard.

You should feel bad.

And just because I dont contribute to burnt ends does not mean I provide “nothing, nada” to this team.

You’re a turd.

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

Just now, Handcruser said:

That’s the dumbest thing Ive ever heard.

You should feel bad.

And just because I dont contribute to burnt ends a not mean I provide “nothing, nada” to this team.

You’re a turd.

BROKE BOY CAN'T AFFORD 10$ TO NIL, EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM!

 

[Hank_Hill 18,896]

32 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

MBG works fast...

 

It is almost like they are trying to find stuff to mock plus also trying to find the first early hints to claim they knew first

It’s literally an account for making fun of college football message board posters. They don’t give a shit about breaking news.

[pacman 7,371]

7 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

A plugged in Tech guy on IT said he thinks it's 80% Texas, 15% Tech, 5% field.

You are a good man Schulz. Don't let anybody tell you different.

[Ghost of Shag 2,616]

Hey guys I’d like you to sign a petition that I can present to Scarlett Johansson requesting my desire to have sex.

This will be presented to her. Send it to everyone you know.

[RGBIII 22,840]

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

That’s the dumbest thing Ive ever heard.

You should feel bad.

And just because I do t contribute to burnt ends a not mean I provide “nothing, nada” to this team.

You’re a turd.

Sounds like something a poor would say

[Ghost of Shag 2,616]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have an idea. Sign it or don't, but either way, everyone should stop fucking talking about it. 

We wouldn’t be talking about it at all if it never existed in the first place.

Fan base has gone fully aggy.

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

 

 

LOL, people on twiter run with anything

Edited December 7, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[Handcruser 2,805]

Sounds like something a poor would say

Lol.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

I mean, if Patrick Kidner is retweeting it - has to be true.

[ClubWhatever 12,158]

What’s a “Patrick Kidner”?

[Fug 541]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

Oh I thought the spurs intel was coming from Pop

[Hiphopopotamos 20,889]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

LOL, people on twiter run with anything

That sounds like it was created by one of those AI writers that got fed subscriptions to OB & 247.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,496]

Just now, Fug said:

Oh I thought the spurs intel was coming from Pop

Nope 

[Laxtonto 12,121]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s literally an account for making fun of college football message board posters. They don’t give a shit about breaking news.

I think it is actually 1 dude running 2 accounts. 1 throwing shade on the idiots out there on message boards and a sports rumor Twitter as well.  I got that vibe from them last year and how they were scavenging all the rumor boards without a real outlet..

[Hiphopopotamos 20,889]

I mean, thats clearly bullshit, but if Casey and Card do transfer out after a Quinn committment - Myles B. would be a hell of a pickup as a backup.  Given how young the QB room is going to be - can't hurt to have an 8th year Senior in the room.

[bad_teammate 13,225]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

I mean, thats clearly bullshit, but if Casey and Card do transfer out after a Quinn committment - Myles B. would be a hell of a pickup as a backup.  Given how young the QB room is going to be - can't hurt to have an 8th year Senior in the room.

Yep

these young guys will need a father figure

[JesusSweatDuck 17,813]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I checked a couple of profiles and at least a couple of the vocal burnt ends people don’t seem to have tree fiddy membership. Including @tree fiddy (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong).  
 

nobody is getting lectured about not supporting this site. Nobody should be getting lectured about not supporting the NIL initiative of this site. 

You're not the boss of me. Also, you're a bitch until you contribute to burnt ends

[gmr548 16,617]

I believe they are mocking this post.

MBG has been unironically sourced a couple times over the course of this ordeal and it might be the most entertaining thing of the whole saga

[derpyhorndog 2,575]

31 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Post was made at 11:40 a.m. CST, so roughly 17 minutes ago.

Honestly, the Spurs text chat story more believable than the weed dealers and other "sources" we've got so far. Put him in the calculator. 

Edit: LotusCorn joined the 247 board in December 2017 and has ~260 posts there, one of them being the past "scoop" he mentions about Card being the starter - which was posted on 8/25. Too lazy to check where that falls in relation to when that announcement was made by Sark publicly. 

Because fuck it, why not, another hit of speculation:

Found a plane (Tail No. N512LL) that's wiped itself from FlightAware. It just touched down on the east side of Austin Bergstrom on a trip from Dallas Executive. It's co-owned by the McMinn Law Firm and the CEO of an Austin-based property management company.

The founders of those firms/companies are both UT alumni, and one of them (Jason McMinn) was a Spur. The flight took off from Dallas right about noon today, roughly 15 minutes after LotusCorn posted the news re Ewers purportedly from the Spurs group chat.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

Just checking in to make sure you guys are keeping it cool.

Tip top form, fellas.

[elguapo 4,586]

Just now, derpyhorndog said:

Because fuck it, why not, another hit of speculation:

Found a plane (Tail No. N512LL) that's wiped itself from FlightAware. It just touched down on the east side of Austin Bergstrom on a trip from Dallas Executive. It's co-owned by the McMinn Law Firm and the CEO of an Austin-based property management company.

The founders of those firms/companies are both UT alumni, and one of them (Jason McMinn) was a Spur. The flight took off from Dallas right about noon today, roughly 15 minutes after LotusCorn posted the news re Ewers purportedly from the Spurs group chat.

[FloridaHorn 4,769]

14 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Lubbock is College Station without the inbreeding.

Tell me you've never been to Lubbock without telling me you've never been to Lubbock.

[FunkSoulBrother 931]