Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[Ignatius 4017]

2 minutes ago, hook me said:

ikea & hot blondes

 

What aisle is that on at ikea?

[Tex Pete 20354]

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

I just hope the Ewer's make the decision soon. All the clowns covering this and throwing out salacious BS, talking to you Ketch and your comment of 1st round money, this is becoming a circus. Not blaming the Ewers family, it just is what it is. 

Like everything else our program tries to do, Geoff Ketchum won't be satisfied until he has destroyed it. You almost begin to wonder who he works for.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

What aisle is that on at ikea?

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

14 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

smorgasbord is 1 of 3 popular Swedish words used in English.

can you guess the other 2?

[Vertigo 20285]

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

What aisle is that on at ikea?

It is in the vaginfluergen section

Edited December 7, 2021 by Vertigo

[Reese Bennett 3612]

Old-timers like me know the best salad bar was at Grandy's. Could feast for days on that thing for only a few bucks.

[Duane Moore 5237]

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

Old-timers like me know the best salad bar was at Grandy's. Could feast for days on that thing for only a few bucks.

They had salads? I always went for the $4.99 chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes back then. 

[WBT 20570]

19 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

smorgasbord is 1 of 3 popular Swedish words used in English.

can you guess the other 2?

Ingrid

Ikea

[Wishbone 4760]

Just now, WBT said:

Ingrid

Ikea

And vaginfluergen.

[Reese Bennett 3612]

21 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

smorgasbord is 1 of 3 popular Swedish words used in English.

can you guess the other 2?

1. Lingonberry

2. Swedish meatballs.

[Reese Bennett 3612]

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

They had salads? I always went for the $4.99 chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes back then. 

IIRC, some had salad bars and others didn't. You had to choose your Grandy's experience strategically.

[Frank Gallagher 97]

24 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

smorgasbord is 1 of 3 popular Swedish words used in English.

can you guess the other 2?

Okay, I'll take a shot.  Aquavit

[Huckleberry 32859]

@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt would you tell these people that @derpyhorndog already answered it with rutabaga and tungsten so we can move on to the next sidebar?

[taybo20 2825]

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

IIRC, some had salad bars and others didn't. You had to choose your Grandy's experience strategically.

I miss grandys. I think there is still one out by Longview

[Stunns38 3460]

What aisle is that on at ikea?

Aisle 69, between the Swedish meatballs and mdf-dressers-that-fall over aisle.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

Some Tech morsels while we wait. 

 

 

[Aslan24 400]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt would you tell these people that @derpyhorndog already answered it with rutabaga and tungsten so we can move on to the next sidebar?

Sorry, but I’m not going to believe it unless Thamel tweets it out.

Edited December 7, 2021 by Aslan24

[FreeHorn 1307]

11 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

They had salads? I always went for the $4.99 chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes back then. 

Man Grandy’s was awesome. They also had the best cinnamon rolls. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

I need tungsten to live!  Tungsten!!!

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

29 minutes ago, Frank Gallagher said:

You mean like a salad bar?

Salat 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt would you tell these people that @derpyhorndog already answered it with rutabaga and tungsten so we can move on to the next sidebar?

The radical reconstruction of the South after the Civil War was neither radical nor a reconstruction. Discuss

[satyanash 14484]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt would you tell these people that @derpyhorndog already answered it with rutabaga and tungsten so we can move on to the next sidebar?

Moped (the mini-scooter) is another possible answer.

Edited December 7, 2021 by satyanash

[South Austin 52499]

2 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Sorry, but I’m not going to believe it unless Thames tweets it out.

The River Thames has its own twitter account?

[ztejas 43438]

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

I need tungsten to live!  Tungsten!!!

[NevaLost 284]

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Some Tech morsels while we wait. 

 

 

I've been somewhat impressed with the tech message board snippets, they're about 1% as batshit and up their own ass as TexAgs

[South Austin 52499]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Salat 

*salet

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, satyanash said:

Moped is another possible answer.

What about Mopar?

[Getafix 28617]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Some Tech morsels while we wait. 

 

 

 

 

So ... we lack cohesion, have bad culture, are entitled, overrated, and distracted ... and still beat them 70 - 35.

🙄  🙄  🙄  🙄 

 

 

[theaveragejon 988]

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The radical reconstruction of the South after the Civil War was neither radical nor a reconstruction. Discuss

My wife, the tramp. 

[Mother mopar 3318]

What about Mopar?

You rang

[Barbacoa 1934]

Everyone is eager to see this come to some kind of close, but my advice is to chill. I havent been monitoring much today, and I likely wont tomorrow either. I don't know when this deal is happening, but I'll be checking more Thursday and Friday, even Saturday. If he decides before that then I will be pleasantly surprised. I'm comfortable with our position. 

[Ryno 127]

10 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I miss grandys. I think there is still one out by Longview

Still have one in Tyler that I visit every time I’m in town

[Huckleberry 32859]

1 minute ago, Barbacoa said:

Everyone is eager to see this come to some kind of close, but my advice is to chill. I havent been monitoring much today, and I likely wont tomorrow either. I don't know when this deal is happening, but I'll be checking more Thursday and Friday, even Saturday. If he decides before that then I will be pleasantly surprised. I'm comfortable with our position. 

If he's truly interested in bringing 2022 recruits with him then he has to know that by Saturday morning it needs to be announced to give his new school's staff time to communicate with those recruits.

[South Austin 52499]

9 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

I havent been monitoring much today, and I likely wont tomorrow either. I don't know when this deal is happening

Thanks for staying on top of this.  Good work.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

As opposed to the many on-campus visits where team reporters say "he thought the campus was unexceptional and the head coach a bit uncharismatic."

That reminds me of my wife’s scouting report on my sexual abilities to her friend:

he has a big penis but he doesn’t seem to be good at the whole sex thing. I guess there’s potential there but not if he doesn’t do any better than that. Will give it a couple more dates to see if it works out. 

[Longhornlove 4827]

Tech fans making excuses why they don't want Ewers now? That's a damn good sign.

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

17 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Everyone is eager to see this come to some kind of close, but my advice is to chill. I havent been monitoring much today, and I likely wont tomorrow either. I don't know when this deal is happening, but I'll be checking more Thursday and Friday, even Saturday. If he decides before that then I will be pleasantly surprised. I'm comfortable with our position. 

Thank you. I’ll keep F5’ing my screen anyways.

[Ignatius 4017]

28 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I miss grandys. I think there is still one out by Longview

I think the only Grandys left in Texas are in the metroplex but might be wrong. I went to the one in Plano right off of central 4-5 years ago but that might be long gone…

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

32 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt would you tell these people that @derpyhorndog already answered it with rutabaga and tungsten so we can move on to the next sidebar?

I was told by my Swedish friend the other 2 are:

Ombudsman and moped

I reject tungsten and rutabaga*

*unless @derpyhorndog is Swedish

[turtlepond 176]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

I think the only Grandys left in Texas are in the metroplex but might be wrong. I went to the one in Plano right off of central 4-5 years ago but that might be long gone…

Sorry to keep this segue going, but, I happened to drive past a Grandy’s near downtown Garland the other evening. I had no idea they were still still open. I also had no idea Garland has a “downtown”

TLDR; Garland sucks, and tomorrow is Quinnsday

[Viper 12109]

I always stop by the Grandy's in Victoria on my way to Corpus.

[89Horn 1514]

55 minutes ago, hook me said:

ikea & hot blondes

 

How about:
 

Hyphenated name

and 

redhead

 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I was told by my Swedish friend the other 2 are:

Ombudsman and moped

I reject tungsten and rutabaga*

*unless @derpyhorndog is Swedish

[hobbs 243]

All this Grandy's cheddar is feta make me crazy...brieng on Quinn already.

[MoJames 8244]

4 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

For idiots like me, who are the Double Eagle guys?

Dr. Beeper's friends

[Elmer_Fudd 22221]

31 minutes ago, Ryno said:

Still have one in Tyler that I visit every time I’m in town

By the hospitals right?

[Vertigo 20285]

37 minutes ago, NevaLost said:

I've been somewhat impressed with the tech message board snippets, they're about 1% as batshit and up their own ass as TexAgs

Tech is largely a pretty good fanbase pre-gameday bender. My whole family and some great friends are all tech alums and they are smart and realistic about who they are. They like being the underdog and don't honestly believe they will ever be a blue blood. This leads to sane and rational conversations for the most part. 

[Handcruser 2805]

I always stop by the Grandy's in Victoria on my way to Corpus.

Yea that one is still around. I don’t think the food is a good as it use to be (80’s and 90’s).

[Barbacoa 1934]

I swear our elementary school cafeteria got their frozen chicken fried steaks from the same place Grandy's did. Always had those days circled. 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

4 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

ha!  I grew up with Jason McMinn in Waco and we played baseball together for years.  Will text and revert!

Given the dearth of speculation/updates, figured I'd note that I messaged @Ravishing Rick to see what is buddy said re Ewers. Message was read an hour ago (no reply) and Rick is live on surly, which I can't read to mean anything other than put QE in the calculator. Going to sign off and pass the torch to night crew in comfort with that knowledge.