Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[The Beast 585]

15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I once got 3 days detention because we were having a competition to see who could throw their tray and land it on the stack of trays and make it stick from about 10 feet away.  Tough ask.  I overshot the target and hit a cafeteria lady in the head.  I realize that lack of accuracy disqualifies from being QB1 at UT.

I learned in middle school, that if you ate one of those large pickles and chugged 4 chocolate milks, you’ll throw up. Got me out tests more then once.

[salonghorn 204]

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Hawthorne and mark twain followed by fox tech 

Highland Hills Elementary, Rogers Jr High, Highlands (1966)

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

28 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

My school had fried empanadas and chimichangas once or twice a week.  Loved the spicy Empanadas.

You weren't a real kid unless you smooshed french fries inside your fried burrito and then dunked it into a glass of coke-a-cola.  

Coke-a-cola? Where did you go to bay side high? All we got was milk 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

28 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

You weren't a real kid unless you smooshed french fries inside your fried burrito and then dunked it into a glass of coke-a-cola.  

I’ll direct you to https://www.manvsfries.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAqbyNBhC2ARIsALDwAsC4qbtotoe8GHIImyH8sPooTXzzeNrKIVswVeoE_tOP0IEG5zLNXfsaAkJPEALw_wcB

and draw your attention to the NorCal and socal burritos

 

 

 

I’m sure they sell soft drinks for your dunking sauce

[Hook1997 5354]

While we’re on junior high school lunch talk, we had the worst hamburgers of all time.  They were really cheap soy Pattie’s or something, they tasted like crap and you couldn’t make it thru eating one without getting a couple hard balls of grossness that could break a tooth.  

[ATXbronco 4065]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll direct you to https://www.manvsfries.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAqbyNBhC2ARIsALDwAsC4qbtotoe8GHIImyH8sPooTXzzeNrKIVswVeoE_tOP0IEG5zLNXfsaAkJPEALw_wcB

and draw your attention to the NorCal and socal burritos

 

Oh geez I need to find this place  in Austin!
 

Del Taco made a short appearance in Central Texas, with one just a couple miles from my home.

They had burritos with the french fries inside.  It was the best place to go at 2:30AM.

 

 

[The Beast 585]

4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

While we’re on junior high school lunch talk, we had the worst hamburgers of all time.  They were really cheap soy Pattie’s or something, they tasted like crap and you couldn’t make it thru eating one without getting a couple hard balls of grossness that could break a tooth.  

Do they still use soy patties? I remember those too, just the worst. They said it was healthier. 

[Hook1997 5354]

3 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Do they still use soy patties? I remember those too, just the worst. They said it was healthier. 

I have no clue.  This school just used them because they were cheap, I don’t think they ever came out and admitted they were soy Patties even. 

[General Specific 3261]

This right here makes you a prime suspect in like fifteen different cold case murders.

And if he would have said, take you fries and scooped up some orange push up?

[Hookem2147 21273]

Tech posters are saying McGuire is going in-home tomorrow 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I have no clue.  This school just used them because they were cheap, I don’t think they ever came out and admitted they were soy Patties even. 

Cock suckers knew what they were and tried to sell the health kick on us. That's the whole reason I eat like shit to this day. Got tired of the system taking advantage of us so I protest with shit food now. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12461]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I have no clue.  This school just used them because they were cheap, I don’t think they ever came out and admitted they were soy Patties even. 

[Austin 39]

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Tech posters are saying McGuire is going in-home tomorrow 

Hail mary attempt to change his mind?

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Tech posters are saying McGuire is going in-home tomorrow 

“You can stop by my home but I’m going to Texas!” - Davy Ewers

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

Would be super hilarious if the dad answers and he’s all “yeah, he’s not home sorry” though.

[WinningIsHard 4031]

Fuckin Texas Tech is making this a battle 

 

I’m dead inside. 

[Laga4 1270]

11 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Oh geez I need to find this place  in Austin!
 

Del Taco made a short appearance in Central Texas, with one just a couple miles from my home.

They had burritos with the french fries inside.  It was the best place to go at 2:30AM.

 

 

Jack in the Crack just bought Del Taco. 

Maybe they'll make a comeback. 

[Texas Flood 1356]

1 minute ago, Sarks Personal Bartender said:

Would be super hilarious if the dad answers and he’s all “yeah, he’s not home sorry” though.

I would shut the door if this no-lip serial killer was there

[Elmer_Fudd 22221]

Can Sark visit Ewers again or are transfers like HS recruits where the HC only gets 1 in-home?

[Aslan24 400]

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Tech posters are saying McGuire is going in-home tomorrow 

Yeah earlier today one of the Tech 9.95ers posted that they were trying to schedule an in-home visit. I don’t think it should make any of us more concerned than we already were.

[Hookem2147 21273]

I’m gonna bet Sark wants to try to get Ewers on campus this weekend 

[Huckleberry 32859]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Fuckin Texas Tech is making this a battle 

 

I’m dead inside. 

What a tremendously nutless reaction. Another coach going to visit him to recruit him is enough to scare you into posting that?  

[SarksJuggs 1106]

Need Ewers to just announce already so I can resume with my life

[Poe It Up 126]

33 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

The guy googled “school cafeteria pizza” and picked one of the photos. I’m disappointed he didn’t choose this nice lady, with her her enormous tray of yeasty, cheesy goodness. 

Holy shit, I just had a flashback. I remember this shitty pizza. 

[Horn Dog 9855]

I can understand why QE is having such a hard time making this decision.  I mean both programs are butterfaces right now  and we have given very little recently to give recruits the idea that things are turned around.  But surely he can see Texas has way more potential.  So lets put it in terms a teenage boy can understand.  Which butterface you gonna hit QE?

 

Tech?

 

Or Texas?

[Bigpoppapump 529]

WTF

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

2 minutes ago, Bravo said:

Did any school actually have a good breakfast? A prison had a better breakfast than ours. 

I remember the coffee cake being legit 

[WinningIsHard 4031]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

What a tremendously nutless reaction. Another coach going to visit him to recruit him is enough to scare you into posting that?  

Why would he wait to commit? Let’s see your mental gymnastics you big, tough bad ass! A transcendent QB who was already committed to us once didn’t immediately pick us to help with recruiting and you think Tech keeping us from closing is ok? That’s one way to view it I reckon. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12461]

4 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Need Ewers to just announce already so I can resume with my life

No shit. The SDP (Surly Domestic Product) is down by 40 percent since last Friday night. Somebody's going to have to explain this to the shareholders.

[Barbacoa 1934]

4 minutes ago, Bravo said:

Did any school actually have a good breakfast? A prison had a better breakfast than ours. 

Ours was terrible. Disgusting eggs.

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

Do one of those things where you have a butterface for every single school. Like people used to do Simpsons characters as schools.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Do one of those things where you have a butterface for every single school. Like people used to do Simpsons characters as schools.

Playboy’s Butterfaces of the Big 12 issue was always great reading. 

[Dewey 3286]

9 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Need Ewers to just announce already so I can resume with my life

You're supposed to tell us you have a job and are not getting any work done. You went straight to life. 

[Horn Dog 9855]

Aggy?

[fattyflattie 4639]

34 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

While we’re on junior high school lunch talk, we had the worst hamburgers of all time.  They were really cheap soy Pattie’s or something, they tasted like crap and you couldn’t make it thru eating one without getting a couple hard balls of grossness that could break a tooth.  

Damn I had shut this memory out of my mind. Thanks for the reminder. 

[Dr.Dre 199]

10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I can understand why QE is having such a hard time making this decision.  I mean both programs are butterfaces right now  and we have given very little recently to give recruits the idea that things are turned around.  But surely he can see Texas has way more potential.  So lets put it in terms a teenage boy can understand.  Which butterface you gonna hit QE?

 

Tech?

 

Or Texas?

Thanks for that.  Just a bout choked.

[ztejas 43440]

11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I can understand why QE is having such a hard time making this decision.  I mean both programs are butterfaces right now  and we have given very little recently to give recruits the idea that things are turned around.  But surely he can see Texas has way more potential.  So lets put it in terms a teenage boy can understand.  Which butterface you gonna hit QE?

 

Tech?

 

Or Texas?

Dear God. Those gargoyles need to go back to the top of whatever crumbling, boarded up castles they fell off of. 

[tejas60 3533]

11 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Need Ewers to just announce already so I can resume with my life

once he commits, you will be glued here waiting for the rest of the class he brings in to commit. just lay back, relax, and enjoy it.

 

I'm an old, we didn't get breakfast at school when I was in elementary. Dad used to give us chocolate milk and a hostess cupcake/ding dong/donuts.....

[BERT 4358]

2 hours ago, taybo20 said:

I miss grandys. I think there is still one out by Longview

South Longview by I-20

[Tex Pete 20354]

20 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

I would shut the door if this no-lip serial killer was there

And make Joey McGuire yell “I love black peeeeeeople!” and “Show me the money!”

[Gut Wagon 8069]

7 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

Thanks for that.  Just a bout choked.

 

19 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I can understand why QE is having such a hard time making this decision.  I mean both programs are butterfaces right now  and we have given very little recently to give recruits the idea that things are turned around.  But surely he can see Texas has way more potential.  So lets put it in terms a teenage boy can understand.  Which butterface you gonna hit QE?

 

Tech?

 

Or Texas?

Geddy Lee went to Tech? 

[RabidM 2668]

When I was in college, Grandy's was doing all you can chicken fried steak, plus sides.  My group of friends would go and compete to see who could eat the most.  The first plate was amazing.  The second started great, ended up just OK.  The third plate started OK, but after a bit you just started to feel gross... and I wondered why I would do this to myself... again. 

 

And then we were back in a couple weeks to do it all over again. 

[RollLeft 5045]

If i had to pick i'm going Tx on that one.

[Fug 540]

Wrong thread

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[Jamaal.25 587]

30 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I can understand why QE is having such a hard time making this decision.  I mean both programs are butterfaces right now  and we have given very little recently to give recruits the idea that things are turned around.  But surely he can see Texas has way more potential.  So lets put it in terms a teenage boy can understand.  Which butterface you gonna hit QE?

 

Tech?

 

Or Texas?

Keeping this on school lunch topic, I'd brown bag both of them.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

17 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

once he commits, you will be glued here waiting for the rest of the class he brings in to commit. just lay back, relax, and enjoy it.

 

I'm an old, we didn't get breakfast at school when I was in elementary. Dad used to give us chocolate milk and a hostess cupcake/ding dong/donuts.....

Are you related to Clayton Williams?

[SKA the boss 729]

Elementary and middle school (saisd) had the best enchiladas every wed. We used to have to carry our pencils in case other kids tried to cut the line 

He’s not lying.

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

[hobbs 243]

1 minute ago, Fug said:

must get just based on name

He's no Barkevious, but close enough.  Sign him up.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

Any person that would choose Lubbock over Austin……belongs in fucking Lubbock.