Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[satyanash 14484]

[honolulu horn 6158]

Edited December 8, 2021 by honolulu horn

[RichUT 1832]

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

[Aslan24 400]

How we doing, night crew? Anybody need any snacks?

[shnsajax 3591]

10 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

How we doing, night crew? Anybody need any snacks?

[Topper13 3268]

13 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

How we doing, night crew? Anybody need any snacks?

I got you covered:

 

[Goodman 3273]

Chinook seeds here & bourbon here.

 

[Aslan24 400]

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

I got you covered:

 

I stg.

[Droopy 2626]

10 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

I got you covered:

 

Pass me the S&P! Damn, their chicken was good too. 

[ztejas 43420]

30 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

I stg.

Repped for avatar. 

[Jamaal.25 587]

Timeline of Ewers recruitment

2020:

 

First weekend of Dec 2021:

Second weekend of Dec 2021:

[mvlonghorns 285]

So we're thinking it all goes down Thursday?

[runthebone 7981]

Man, we don't know shit

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

19 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

So we're thinking it all goes down Thursday?

This:

Or this:

[RollLeft 5044]

1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

I got you covered:

 

Has it replaced the McRib?

[RollLeft 5044]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Username does NOT, in any way, NOPE checkout...wtf is going on here???

[Goin2TheCornerrrr 24]

The top post by “OnAComputer” is Will Baizer of TFB btw

[honolulu horn 6158]

How can I be expected to sleep at a time like this? 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

2 hours ago, Topper13 said:

I got you covered:

 

 

40 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Has it replaced the McRib?

Kate's buns still trump Grandy's and Mickey D's. 

[BERT 4358]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Sounds like a liberal conspiracy if I've ever heard of one. 

I do think I've seen that verbiage on a couple menus but it's rare in TX.

It’s not rare in Texas. Eat somewhere besides McDonald’s and eating the damn McRib 

[ztejas 43420]

23 minutes ago, Goin2TheCornerrrr said:

The top post by “OnAComputer” is Will Baizer of TFB btw

Interesting first post. I guess I like the moxie. Maybe work on the screenshot quality. 

5 minutes ago, BERT said:

It’s not rare in Texas. Eat somewhere besides McDonald’s and eating the damn McRib 

I fucking missed the mcrib this go round. I actually checked tonight because I thought about getting one but apparently it's gone. 

And are you talking about country vs. chicken or the CFS in general? I'd warrant 90% of places in Texas call it chicken FS. Maybe I haven't happened upon the country FS locales.

[BERT 4358]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Interesting first post. I guess I like the moxie. Maybe work on the screenshot quality. 

I fucking missed the mcrib this go round. I actually checked tonight because I thought about getting one but apparently it's gone. 

And are you talking about country vs. chicken or the CFS in general? I'd warrant 90% of places in Texas call it chicken FS. Maybe I haven't happened upon the country FS locales.

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Chicken fried steak is chicken.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Goin2TheCornerrrr 24]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Interesting first post. I guess I like the moxie. Maybe work on the screenshot quality. 

Been lurking for a few days now but I saw that nobody had posted about it yet, and decided why not shoot my first shot with a banger. Screenshot quality should be ok, it is on my end at least. You have to click the image for it to truly clear up though. 

[ztejas 43420]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

Huh? Chicken fried chicken is chicken. Generally if a place serves both it's just listed as CFS and CFC. If I ordered a chicken fried steak and someone brought me a piece of chicken I'd have to grab the waiter. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

5 minutes ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

On a message board frequently populated with wrong information, this may be the most incorrect of all time. WTF, dude?

[Rholl 218]

11 minutes ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

Got damn... Welcome to Texas.... first time???????

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

But I don't want to sleep...I want a commitment...

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

[Ignatius 4017]

2 hours ago, BERT said:

Chicken fried steak is chicken

Lulz no it fucking isn’t…

Edited December 8, 2021 by Ignatius

[UncleBuck 6454]

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 
damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

[Don Hornleone 530]

I remember 20+ years ago when Hickory Hollow had award winning CFS. Now it’s garbage. Their river bottom gravy still slaps though.

[NTVTXN 1432]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

 

[rpspeed 1363]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

This may be the next post by Messageboard Genius on twitter

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Talk, talk, talk … let’s eat!

[UncleBuck 6454]

I remember 20+ years ago when Hickory Hollow had award winning CFS. Now it’s garbage. Their river bottom gravy still slaps though.

Well that blows. Had it on my list.

[BigSwingingD 719]

9 hours ago, fatheryeet said:

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This post is significantly undervalued. This is why we waded through 20 pages of horse shit. Nice work.

Hook'em 

[TexasGolf 4902]

[Aslan24 400]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken.

You really just posted this and thought “Looks good! My work here is done. Time for bed!”

[South Austin 52491]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. 

Fucking Night Crew.

Edited December 8, 2021 by South Austin

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Day shift crew.  Assemmbblleeeeeeeeee

[Bevo 13576]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

[TexasGolf 4902]

[JBJ 3654]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

[mr. sunshine 2825]

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Country fried steak is steak. Chicken fried steak is chicken. I see both plenty. 
 

damnit, now I’m getting hungry 

[Duane Moore 5237]

8 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Speaking of CFS, perfect thread segue:

 

$2.99! That’s how you ate on a college student budget in the 80’s. That and a Mr. Gatti’s pizza buffet. 

[Dbeasy 15048]

Sea bass is actually chicken, a lot of people don’t know that. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Can't be too mad at @BERT. He'd been drinking and then all the blood in his body went to support his erection