Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[BERT 4360]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So cereal: Captain Crunch? as the best? or gram cracker things?

Lucky Charms

used to be rice crispies when they put marshmallows in them but they stopped that awhile back. 

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

Kerri Strugg is a guy?

Damn, my worldview must be all fucked up. 

[Nicole44 22060]

Just now, BERT said:

Lucky Charms

used to be rice crispies when they put marshmallows in them but they stopped that awhile back. 

Did you seeeeeeee the Christmas version? They have a buttload of them

[justhookit 4191]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

There is that famous guy that called the olympics (kerri strugg) that eats it with water. Why?????

Kerri is a female I believe so that explains that.

[BERT 4360]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Did you seeeeeeee the Christmas version? They have a buttload of them

Oh?? Guess I’ll have to check that out. 

Hey look at you being useful for something other than posting cute pics of yourself 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[ztejas 43457]

22 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Is that a Dallas bar or Austin? We might as well discuss the various merits of getting kicked out in the better city.

Austin. My rap sheet is a bit tamer here as I did most of my damage in college in Dallas and the couple years after that.

[Assman 1830]

My cereal power rankings:

1.  Count Chocula 

2.  Lucky Charms

3.  Capn Crunch with crunch berries 

4.  Cinnamon Toast Crunch

5.  Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles (tie)

Receiving votes:  Cocoa Puffs, Trix

Edited December 9, 2021 by Assman

[ztejas 43457]

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So cereal: Captain Crunch? as the best? or gram cracker things?

The more interesting debate is who places 2nd after cinnamon toast crunch. 

Although I might segment the discussion into garbage sugary cereals and stuff that is decent for you like honey nut cheerios, raisin bran, life etc.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

My cereal power rankings:

1.  Count Chocula 

2.  Lucky Charms

3.  Capn Crunch with crunch berries 

4.  Cinnamon Toast Crunch

5.  Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles (tie)

Solid list, but where are Frosted Flakes?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp

[ztejas 43457]

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp

 

[BERT 4360]

Just now, ztejas said:

The more interesting debate is who places 2nd after cinnamon toast crunch. 

Although I might segment the discussion into garbage sugary cereals and stuff that is decent for you like honey nut cheerios, raisin bran, life etc.

Raisin Bran is so damn good

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp

I feel like Golden Grahams/ maybe Captain Crunch.

[Xminus6 790]

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So cereal: Captain Crunch? as the best? or gram cracker things?

Captain Crunch was engineered to cause the maximum number of canker sores possible. 

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Raisin Bran is so damn good

Oatmeal raisin cookies. nope. 

[ztejas 43457]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Raisin Bran is so damn good

Yeah it might be my favorite in the latter category. Can't get any of that off brand shit, though. 

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, Xminus6 said:

Captain Crunch was engineered to cause the maximum number of canker sores possible. 

No way. lies. 

[Assman 1830]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Solid list, but where are Frosted Flakes?

Always thought FF was the only cereal that tasted better without milk.  It gets soggy way too quick.

[justhookit 4191]

Just now, ztejas said:

Austin. My rap sheet is a bit tamer here as I did most of my damage in college in Dallas and the couple years after that.

Sounds like you weren’t committed. I never got thrown out of a bar in either one despite attending UT for 6 years and then living in Dallas for 5 years. but I dislike both equally now. I’ve been thrown out of a bar in Port A but still love it. Actually 2 bars but there’s only one that still won’t let me in. Imma blame @MissingInActionexcept that was about 3 years before I ever met him.

[justhookit 4191]

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

Raisin Bran is so damn good

Wait I agree and repped you but then realized you think chicken fried steak is fish.

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

Sounds like you weren’t committed. I never got thrown out of a bar in either one despite attending UT for 6 years and then living in Dallas for 5 years. but I dislike both equally now. I’ve been thrown out of a bar in Port A but still love it. Actually 2 bars but there’s only one that still won’t let me in. Imma blame @MissingInActionexcept that was about 3 years before I ever met him.

Story telling. 

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

Don’t sleep on Colon Blow. 
 

[justhookit 4191]

I think we can all agree we’ve done our job by moving the conversation from CFS to cereals. Surely they can’t continue that discussion in the morning because it’s fucking stupid.

[ztejas 43457]

4 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Sounds like you weren’t committed. I never got thrown out of a bar in either one despite attending UT for 6 years and then living in Dallas for 5 years. but I dislike both equally now. I’ve been thrown out of a bar in Port A but still love it. Actually 2 bars but there’s only one that still won’t let me in. Imma blame @MissingInActionexcept that was about 3 years before I ever met him.

I've been kicked out of a dozen places at least but only banned from one. And another one that they probably wouldn't have let me back in but I never tried. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, justhookit said:

I think we can all agree we’ve done our job by moving the conversation from CFS to cereals. Surely they can’t continue that discussion in the morning because it’s fucking stupid.

Tacos is a better conversation than CFS

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

QE can you hurry up and commit?  Also can you call out Ketchum as why you thought twice?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

Just now, ztejas said:

I've been kicked out of a dozen places at least but only banned from one. And another one that they probably wouldn't have let me back in but I never tried. 

My friend and I snuck a bottle of vodka into a showing of Tropic Thunder then went to Cain & Abel's. On the way, we hid the bottle in the bushes in front of the Kappa Alpha Theta house and got chased by the house security guard, and I lost one of my flip flops. I was in Cain & Abel's for about 10 minutes before they noticed my asymmetrical stance and kicked me out.

[Nicole44 22060]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Tacos is a better conversation than CFS

Since you brought this up. Crispy. No lettuce. Ground beef. Best I ever had was in a taco place in Clarendon, Texas. 

[Assman 1830]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've been kicked out of a dozen places at least but only banned from one. And another one that they probably wouldn't have let me back in but I never tried. 

I got banned from a bar 2 years ago.  I went back a few months ago and surprisingly there wasn’t a giant picture of me near the front door. 

[justhookit 4191]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Story telling. 

You should have gotten both those stories at the Okie Lite game when we were all there at the tailgate. Or the tailgate before that. Cindy loves to tell them. On the other hand I’ve had a ton of shaggy/surly people grab a beer or 5 with me here in Port A and the only one that got in trouble was

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, Assman said:

I got banned from a bar 2 years ago.  I went back a few months ago and surprisingly there wasn’t a giant picture of me near the front door. 

I got y'all beat. I got kicked out of a biker bar. Hells Angels shit. I got you beat. They kicked my ass out. 

That would be a bad night. 

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

You should have gotten both those stories at the Okie Lite game when we were all there at the tailgate. Or the tailgate before that. Cindy loves to tell them. On the other hand I’ve had a ton of shaggy/surly people grab a beer or 5 with me here in Port A and the only one that got in trouble was

Y'all are both so awesome and cool. Beyond cool!

[Rholl 218]

when the Ewers thread devolves into cereal talk.......the reason why the Horns suck becomes obvious.....hate me if you will.. 

[Nicole44 22060]

2 minutes ago, Rholl said:

when the Ewers thread devolves into cereal talk.......the reason why the Horns suck becomes obvious.....hate me if you will.. 

Come at me bro

[Tex Pete 20357]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

this thread definitely feels like early years ShaggyBevo.  just wheels fucking off, late night.

🎼🎵🎶    

You don’t have to be lonely...at CFSonly.commmm...    

 🎶🎵🎶

[TotallyLegit 3053]

5 minutes ago, Rholl said:

when the Ewers thread devolves into cereal talk.......the reason why the Horns suck becomes obvious.....hate me if you will.. 

Sounds like someone didn't get the toy they wanted in their Cocoa Puffs this morning

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13097]

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Since you brought this up. Crispy. No lettuce. Ground beef. Best I ever had was in a taco place in Clarendon, Texas. 

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[Nicole44 22060]

13 minutes ago, Assman said:

I got banned from a bar 2 years ago.  I went back a few months ago and surprisingly there wasn’t a giant picture of me near the front door. 

Hawt. This would be a cool story. 

 

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Sounds like someone didn't get the toy they wanted in their Cocoa Puffs this morning

I almost went there. 

[justhookit 4191]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've been kicked out of a dozen places at least but only banned from one. And another one that they probably wouldn't have let me back in but I never tried. 

You got me beat on number but I guarantee I’m never getting let back in the one place. Don’t give a shit, one of the owners hates me. It’s Bernie’s. I got completely fucked up there one night like we all used to do and refused to leave. I outsmarted them, and myself,  because they have a back and front door so I just ran between the two and got friends to buy me drinks. Usually, this gets you a week timeout. Due to island drama one female part owner person hates me and the owner I am friends with I don’t want to put in the position of letting me back in. So I go hang out with @immamacwhen he graces us with his presence and otherwise we go anywhere and they laugh that there’s a bar that want let us in. We spend pretty decent money and neither of us are large enough to knock out a midget.

 

[justhookit 4191]

23 minutes ago, Assman said:

I got banned from a bar 2 years ago.  I went back a few months ago and surprisingly there wasn’t a giant picture of me near the front door. 

You don’t live in a town of 3800 people.

[henrygandorf 29191]

mixing cereals. feels so wrong but tastes so right. 

discuss. 
 

[justhookit 4191]

I’m only going to discuss it if it means that we can move on from the other food that won’t be named at this time.

[Nicole44 22060]

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

You got me beat on number but I guarantee I’m never getting let back in the one place. Don’t give a shit, one of the owners hates me. It’s Bernie’s. I got completely fucked up there one night like we all used to do and refused to leave. I outsmarted them, and myself,  because they have a back and front door so I just ran between the two and got friends to buy me drinks. Usually, this gets you a week timeout. Due to island drama one female part owner person hates me and the owner I am friends with I don’t want to put in the position of letting me back in. So I go hang out with @immamacwhen he graces us with his presence and otherwise we go anywhere and they laugh that there’s a bar that want let us in. We spend pretty decent money and neither of us are large enough to knock out a midget.

 

@justhookit and @immamac Both of you awesome!

[Nicole44 22060]

My favorite clip of any movie: 

 

[Rimbo 25941]

you're all wrong

honey nut Cheerios is the best cereal

nothing that tastes that good should be that healthy, but there it is

honey nut Cheerios is a miracle

Edited December 9, 2021 by Rimbo

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

you're all wrong

honey nut Cheerios is the best cereal

nothing that tastes that good should be that healthy, but there it is

honey nut Cheerios is a miracle

Oh really? 

[justhookit 4191]

Told y’all we can change the narrative. CFS talk going away, cereal talk going away, we aren’t doing beer talk but there’s nothing to say about how bad my beer is. Back to Q E it is.

[Tex Pete 20357]

36 minutes ago, Assman said:

I got banned from a bar 2 years ago.  I went back a few months ago and surprisingly there wasn’t a giant picture of me near the front door. 

I got thrown out of a bar on 6th St in college. Literally thrown out. Like Ron White, I was drunk in a bar...they threw me into pub-lick! It happened so fast that they couldn’t “ban” me. 

Also threw a bunch of bags of trash into a Miata parked behind Taco Bell in West Campus after late-night drinking at Antone’s once. Leaving the top down on Daddy’s Miata where your drunk peers roam is probably not a great idea. 

[Nicole44 22060]

5 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Told y’all we can change the narrative. CFS talk going away, cereal talk going away, we aren’t doing beer talk but there’s nothing to say about how bad my beer is. Back to Q E it is.

r U not on the coast? Beer has to be only one. Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombreros, 

[justhookit 4191]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

r U not on the coast? Beer has to be only one. Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombreros, 

Port A so we just drink bud light. Imperial in Costa Rica. Cindy drinks her vodka/soda occasionally but mostly sticks to our beers. What’s the opposite of beer snobs? We are that. I hate chocolate, never have worn a sombrero and the only clown shoes I like are the high helmed variety. This sounds like a terrible beer.