Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[RollLeft 5044]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Ha yeah that was me. Busted out of the CTJ gulag and originally came to this thread last week for the flight tracking fun, stayed for the friends and CFS talk. 

i still hate your avatar.  needs an update to QE.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Just now, Junior Bonner said:

Just three pages back... 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/15884-ewers-or-bust-bustunless/&do=findComment&comment=3897234

So the head coach didn't do an in home two days before he was set to be in Texas? That reminds me of Mark Cuban filming Shark Tank while the GM met with free agents.  

[UncleBuck 6453]

Just now, Aslan24 said:

it was important for Quinn to see how he would fit into Kittley's offense.

Lol. This is how Quinn would fit in my offense: "Hey Quinn, here's the fucking ball. Bye."

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Oh. I forgot pirate bay. Hello fappening. 

How do you spell Jodie Arias?

[PatSolitanojr 518]

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

Austin Massey said the visit went well and that it was important for Quinn to see how he would fit into Kittley's offense.

You would think they covered this on his visit to Lubbock. 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

Just three pages back... 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/15884-ewers-or-bust-bustunless/&do=findComment&comment=3897234

As mentioned, covered by night crew during the 2:00 - 8:00 a.m. window. I was F5'ing this thread most of yesterday through 2:00 a.m. Woke up without the usual masochistic thoughts, so really can't be expected to wade through whatever was discussed during that stretch (frankly surprised it was anything QE-related). But do appreciate the link. 

[Longhornlove 4813]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Lol. This is how Quinn would fit in my offense: "Hey Quinn, here's the fucking ball. Bye."

No, hand it to Bijan, next play, fake hand it to Bijan, then hit X streaking down the sideline.

[SydneyCarton 48076]

32 minutes ago, Obh said:

Here’s the way I see this weekend happening. 
 

QE and his fam walk into Austin. They head straight to SARKS office where there are some bright shiny NIL contracts sit on his desk. QE signs the paperwork and the blast out on IG and Twitter that he is a Longhorn again. 
 

Then he walks into the next room where a few of the recruits he talked into coming down are waiting for him…. Each has a smaller but significant NIL waiting for them… they all decide to commit and the Tale of Quinn Ewers has its next chapter begin. 
 

That’s my prediction. 

Tell everyone you don't know how this shit works by telling everyone that you don't know how this shit works. 

[UncleBuck 6453]

Just now, Longhornlove said:

No, hand it to Bijan, next play, fake hand it to Bijan, then hit X streaking down the sideline.

YAH WELL HE'S GOING TO NEED THE BALL TO DO ALL OF THAT, LOVE!

 

[derpyhorndog 2557]

3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

i still hate your avatar.  needs an update to QE.

Your not alone in the hate, many have expressed the same. If I had elite tech or graphic design skills I wouldn't be a lawyer, but if you're friends with LSUFreek or someone of gif-editing caliber, by all means I'd love a QE update (please also have them change the socks from meatchicken to TTU or OU). 

[Longhornlove 4813]

4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

YAH WELL HE'S GOING TO NEED THE BALL TO DO ALL OF THAT, LOVE!

 

True

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Were you not the flight aware person on the Urban Thread before @closetojumping had you ganked?

the one and only

[dcar00 14181]

7 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

You would think they covered this on his visit to Lubbock. 

that visit was for barhopping and to get the number...

[General Specific 3256]

What are you gonna do? Crowd Source me?
 

Please, please, please tell me this is GirlsLikeFootballToo damnit!

[Nicole44 22059]

Just now, General Specific said:

Please, please, please tell me this is GirlsLikeFootballToo damnit!

I don't have a sock. 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

The Tech flirtation seemed to have two goals in my unsourced and generally uncalled for opinion.

1. The Ewers seemed to upset a lot of Texas high school coaches (no source just reading the room) by jumping ship a few weeks before the season started and potentially opening a can of worms for future stars. This was amended by pumping up McGuire and getting Riley Dodge in the spotlight as a future college coach.

2. They are a savvy family and knew the value of trying to leverage those relationships at Tech and TCU. If the Ketch numbers are correct then I would assume this moved quadrupled his original NIL projections at Texas. I do believe he would have went to Tech if Texas balked at the thought of matching and exceeding their NIL opportunities but they knew how desperate we were to make this happen. 

[WinningIsHard 4029]

45 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Huck really has developed some vitriolic side such that posts that aren’t up to par will get called out and the poster will get called names. 
 

Life goes on. 

This should be added to the lexicon of Surly, you've been Huckleberry'd. Which is to say called stupid lol. It's a rite of passage nowadays. 

Edited December 9, 2021 by WinningIsHard
english is hard

[Bigjohns97 125]

Is it Saturday yet?

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

14 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

You would think they covered this on his visit to Lubbock. 

If I remember right they hadn't hired Kittley yet when he visited.

[XStan 2]

4 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

If I remember right they hadn't hired Kittley yet when he visited.

Not officially but he was also there “visiting”.

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Well, yeah, of course we'll need until tomorrow.

Rome didn't collapse in a day ... 

 

True. It collapsed over a one-year period after Quinnius Ewerinius  signed with the Visigoths and played played a year for them  and then portaled to the Vandals and the Romans couldn't handle it. 

[MoJames 8244]

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don't have a sock. 

Read this as

"I don't have a cock."

[Leanderman 2275]

"Rome didn't collapse in a day ... "

I blame Biggus Dickus for the collapse of Rome.

 

[saul silver 25]

5 minutes ago, XStan said:

Not officially but he was also there “visiting”.

Yeah the Ewers visit on Sunday was the same day Kittley was there for his interview.  

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Rome didn't collapse in a day ... "

I blame Biggus Dickus for the collapse of Rome.

 

[General Specific 3256]

I don't have a sock. 

I was referencing the pic of Ms. Stone. We have you on record. Now, according to the Surly rules, we are going to need the so called sorority sister pics as well. Call it proof of life!!! /s

[General Specific 3256]

DP

[Tex Pete 20342]

55 minutes ago, Deej said:

Excellent. Now recap this thread. 

That would look exactly like one of Mr. Phlegm's series of thread gifs, complete with Jade's chili.

[Tex Pete 20342]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Except the school doesn't have anything to do with NIL contracts. Are you trying to summon the bridge troll known as Plonski with this post?

I can only guess what her username is here.

[JBJ 3654]

12 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

True story, there was a guard who was an extra that actually couldn't hold it together.  The last half of the scene was ad-libbed after an extra 'ruined' the take.  They (Monty Python) thought it was funny, so they rewrote it and put it in the film.

Edited December 9, 2021 by JBJ

[MoJames 8244]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Excellent. Now recap this thread. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Excellent. Now recap this thread. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

21 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

He had a wife, you know.

[General Specific 3256]

Or, and hear me out on this;

Burnt Ends, we upped our offer, so up yours!

[General Specific 3256]

DP

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Beau Vine 54211]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Excellent. Now recap this thread. 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54211]

furkin dp

Edited December 9, 2021 by Beau Vine

[Deej 76759]

And yet somehow this Ewers thread is better than the one on the football board. At least we haven't devolved into the Strong vs. Herman argument. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

So the head coach didn't do an in home two days before he was set to be in Texas? That reminds me of Mark Cuban filming Shark Tank while the GM met with free agents.  

[tejas60 3533]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Strong vs. Herman

[tejas60 3533]

tp

Edited December 9, 2021 by tejas60
f mason ramsey

[tejas60 3533]

dp

Edited December 9, 2021 by tejas60

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

 

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

 

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

One more time man, we didn't catch it the first three times

[BachelorTrek 2967]

The site hung -- I just also triple-posted in another topic after only clicking the button once.

[Tex48 840]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

The site hung -- I just also triple-posted in another topic after only clicking the button once.

Yeah its been doing it for me too

[NoName 16351]

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Surprised this hasn't gotten more run / forensic analysis given the lack of recent developments.

As someone already noted, Evan Stewart is among the recent follows. Other recent ones include Dewberry, as well asthis 4-star OL out of Georgia (committed to Tennessee and no Texas (or TTU) offer listed) and a couple other Tennessee folks. 

Recent Tech-related follows include Zach Kittley (new OC/QB coach) and Sean Razloznik (SLC DL coach and TTU grad). 

Couple others that stuck out to me were two SCAR coaches: Marcus Satterfield (OC/QB coach) and Justin Stepp (WR coach). Perhaps there was actually smoke to the SCAR 247 thread where an poster / purported message-board insider claimed that they were a dark horse for QE - that thread was public when I checked a couple days ago, but they've since took it under premium. 

Don't see any Texas follows on the first page, guessing he's probably already following most coaches/commits of import from back when Quinn was committed here. 

 

in case folks don't know re: SCAR, the Ewers are close with Landon Samson, have both been liking stuff associated with SCAR for a while - it isn't new on that front

interesting they took the insider post premium.

[LTtxfan 49170]

NSIAP...

 

[UncleBuck 6453]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

NSIAP...

 

Looks like he's just finding out about it lol

[Nicole44 22059]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Looks like he's just finding out about it lol

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid that's my job.