Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[horngrad03 1148]

51 minutes ago, Viper said:

Which happens first? Ewers commits or multiple cfs induced heart attacks on surly?

[Duane Moore 5237]

I’m hoping the Ewers in-home with Tech goes the same way as Dewberry driving to Austin from College Station yesterday went. 

[RGBIII 22838]

Gotta get this thread back on track from the casino 

[Davis Lane 5580]

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gotta get this thread back on track from the casino 

The presentation of that gravy has me worried.

[RGBIII 22838]

1 minute ago, Davis Lane said:

The presentation of that gravy has me worried.

I can tell you definitely it was ass my dude. Now dragos last night was a different story

[PsychMike 1547]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I can tell you definitely it was ass my dude. Now dragos last night was a different story

Now we're talking. I do love me some Drago's. I actually ate there (the one in the Hilton, not the original) during the LSU Nat'l Championship game. That place was lit, and so was I.

[conVINCEd 21469]

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I can tell you definitely it was ass my dude. Now dragos last night was a different story

What is the last picture?

[dieucla98 2942]

I've gained 20 pounds and lost two arteries just looking at these pictures.

[Red Five 40847]

[Horn of Gabriel 1614]

55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

nata lee's real name is natasha krasavina

russian

5'7"

world-record-holder for tits as a % of bmi

I'll be the judge of that!  With my hands.  And my mouth.  And cock.  Meaning I'd touch them.

[RGBIII 22838]

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

What is the last picture?

Bread pudding. It was insane

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Reading this thread at church is always fun. Thanks degenerates. 

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

[Longhornlove 4810]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

nata lee's real name is natasha krasavina

russian

5'7"

world-record-holder for tits as a % of bmi

net worth $2m

vax status unknown

cfs prep skillz unknown

Does she like gravy though?

P.S. there are videos of her flicking her bean on the ole interweb.

[Horn of Gabriel 1614]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Does she like gravy though?

P.S. there are videos of her flicking her bean on the ole interweb.

[Txslnghrns 1352]

Ate breakfast at Fixe this morning. Unfortunately this was on the lunch menu and not available until 11. Else I woulda got it. Told my wife we are going back soon.

[maninblack 7974]

Not a quitter
 

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

Sorry if the takeout boxes hurt the CFS aesthetic but I was inspired (and hungry) this morning 

 

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

Mahomes is on my fantasy team today. I simultaneously want him to keep and stop beating the fuck out of Las Vegas on Quinn’s announcement day.

[alphahorn 1637]

14 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Not a quitter
 

 

you must have paid several dollars extra for that frou frou presentation

[ousux 5597]

Oh, and if you have pics of the daughter, I may be able to check in on her for your friend.

Lol, thats mighty neighborly of you, but nawh.

[ousux 5597]

If this thread accomplishes nothing else, at least we all gain 10lbs just in time for Christmas pics.

[BabaYaga 15289]

My liver is ready.  

[Dewey 3286]

41 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Not a quitter
 

 

Drinking pond water? 

[Radical Larry 28566]

My liver is ready.  

Chicken fried liver?

[Mdhorn 5947]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Reading this thread at church is always fun. Thanks degenerates. 

Hope you’re on the last pew.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Hope you’re on the last pew.

Ha. 
standing outside my kids room in the hallway waiting for them to be released. I don’t actually read that during services- but yeah- try to stand huddled in a corner so nobody gets a glimpse of god knows what on here. 

[Huckleberry 32850]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ha. 
standing outside my kids room in the hallway waiting for them to be released. I don’t actually read that during services- but yeah- try to stand huddled in a corner so nobody gets a glimpse of god knows what on here. 

You can hide in a corner but pretty sure this would still be an issue. 

[Mdhorn 5947]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ha. 
standing outside my kids room in the hallway waiting for them to be released. I don’t actually read that during services- but yeah- try to stand huddled in a corner so nobody gets a glimpse of god knows what on here. 

All I can say is thank the lord the dc metro is not a house of worship. Pretty sure many a passenger seated next to me exited disgusted.

[Vertigo 20276]

Banks is in, Williams is in, Campbell on the way, Agbo on the way.. It’s almost as if a certain QB has suddenly decided to come to Texas.

Edited December 12, 2021 by Vertigo

[Funk Doctor Spock 12182]

We're about to land only the second offensive player to be rated 1.000 and coming to the 40. The last guy did pretty fucking great. 

[ztejas 43414]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

The last guy did pretty fucking great. 

Who was that?

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Banks is in, Williams is in, Campbell on the way, Agbo on the way.. It’s almost as if a certain QB has suddenly decided to come to Texas.

You’d have to think, right?  I am curious about WR. We better damn well have someone good lined up in the portal to play opposite X

This offense should be really fucking good. I saw nothing last year to disabuse me of the idea Sark is an excellent schemer/play caller considering how shitty we were everywhere outside of RB and WR1. We will probably average over 40 next year if the mullet drops his commitment and we can find a couple above average WR and 1 ready to play OL in the portal (I’m assuming banks comes in ready to play from day 1). 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Who was that?

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12182]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who was that?

Major Applewhite

[TenCarryTom 398]

Fwiw, Quinn liked the post of Cam Williams committing. 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Who was that?

Case McCoy

[ztejas 43414]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Major Applewhite

Better give the Latina trainers a heads up then. 

[BachelorTrek 2967]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who was that?

Donovan Forbes

[Rip76 4925]

IHOP but whatever.

Mullets and CFS.  BDE Sunday, LFG!!

 

 

 

[Mikey4 2476]

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Case McCoy

For all the shit he gave us, he'll eternally be remembered, revered, and redeemed due to that one big run.

[AbraCadabra 120]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who was that?

Peter Gardere, the bane of OU 

[RGBIII 22838]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12182]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Better give the Latina trainers a heads up then. 

I think the thick ones are with Vic, so Major will have to fight him 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

All of Ewers recent Instagram followers are Texas players/coaches

[Sarks Personal Bartender 129]

That seems good.

[Dbeasy 15042]

Also, Sark and Flood have been working on updates to their offensive scheme:

[ztejas 43414]

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Also, Sark and Flood have been working on updates to their offensive scheme:

We only need one of Bijan or Worthy on the field. You're missing an opportunity to get another lineman out there. 

Edited December 12, 2021 by ztejas

[Wishbone 4759]

With this wall we are building around QE he should be able to find someone open in 10-15 seconds.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

With this wall we are building around QE he should be able to find someone open in 10-15 seconds.

Future RB recruits have to be salivating as well.