Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[ztejas 43419]

15 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Blake is the former insider. The guy that said he’s losing faith in Ewers is just some random poster that is being a pussy about the whole thing.

Hah. I can't imagine posting somewhere where random folks are always being pussies about everything. 

[UTEE97 3519]

I wish people would post more pics of coeds and less of crappy food but that's just me.

 

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'd be okay if Natasha replaced Kate permanently.

Let's not forget about Helga! 

 

[Gidnik 3268]

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gimme some more context. Is the anus fellating required for other acts? Or do I already have the shuttle in the hanger? 

Will there be promises of more sexual adventures contingent on ass eating? Is her father watching?

I need answers here. 

the answer to your questions is 

[Hookem2147 21217]

I think Quinn is waiting for the petition to hit a certain number of signatures

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

38 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What about this ass, would you eat it?

I'd pull an @Uncle Boobs

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

the answer to your questions is 

Look man you've already established you like eating ass. I'm not judging. Just saying it's not my cup of tea and if I'm already getting the full package the eating ass part doesn't do anything extra for me. 

[Longhornlove 4815]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Look man you've already established you like eating ass. I'm not judging. Just saying it's not my cup of tea and if I'm already getting the full package the eating ass part doesn't do anything extra for me. 

It isn't about you, it doesn't do anything for me either. Some chicks dig that shit, no pun intended. Go figure.

[South Austin 52484]

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

yall in here acting like you dont eat ass 

[Jive Turkey 12595]

14 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Jaydon blue just commented on worthy’s instagram live and said “quinn about to commit”

I hope so. I’m trying to make dinner plans tonight. Will CFS finally be on the menu?

[StassneyHorn 6575]

Like licking a penny

[Harvdog 2288]

49 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

What about this ass, would you eat it?

longhornlove is standard 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Like licking a penny

A shit covered penny.

[ztejas 43419]

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

It isn't about you, it doesn't do anything for me either. Some chicks dig that shit, no pun intended. Go figure.

Hey man I love being face deep in pussy. Just not about the butthole.

Anyway. What thread is this?

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

17 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Let's not forget about Helga! 

 

I didn’t think it was possible for a Helga to be anything other than butt ugly peasant looking. Apparently I was wrong. 

[StassneyHorn 6575]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

A shit covered penny.

You’re telling the board your wife doesn’t take showers or wipe her ass which is grosser than licking a penny

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I didn’t think it was possible for a Helga to be anything other than butt ugly peasant looking. Apparently I was wrong. 

That's the Urban thread mascot, Helga Lovekaty.

[mwaadeeb 1210]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I didn’t think it was possible for a Helga to be anything other than butt ugly peasant looking. Apparently I was wrong. 

Do we still call that the Monz bone? Cuz she has a lovely one.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Ass eater crew.  Hell yeah

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

BUCKLE UP

[Big Woodrows 4200]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

BUCKLE UP

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

[fatheryeet 1532]

BUCKLE UP

Ketch ate a mcrib

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[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

He said it because its starting to leak. Croots are talking, apparently one of our players spilled the beans on instagram as well

[HtownHorn 14678]

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

BUCKLE UP

He finally found a new ham guy.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

NSIAP, a familiar (and punchable) face from the Urban Meyer fiasco makes an appearance:

 

 

[General Specific 3259]

Ketch ate a mcrib

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Is he announcing he’s gonna blow up a bathroom at Home Depot again?

[Chopper 17230]

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

Y'all are focusing on the plate and I'm looking at what looks like Coach Taylor's wife, Tami, on the other side of the table.

[Gidnik 3268]

3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

fuck fat ketch

[Deej 76766]

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hah. I can't imagine posting somewhere where random folks are always being pussies about everything. 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

28 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I think Quinn is waiting for the petition to hit a certain number of signatures

Or this thread to hit 200 pages.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You’re telling the board your wife doesn’t take showers or wipe her ass which is grosser than licking a penny

I generally don’t stick penny up there.  

[Deej 76766]

7 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Ketch ate a mcrib

Sent from my Pixel 4 using Tapatalk
 

Like he just ate one. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

I tried to do my part, I really did

[ztejas 43419]

9 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Considering the source, isn't this bad news?

He's talking about his toilet bowl after he downs a full bird and 12 rolls from Golden Chick. 

[Deej 76766]

Eight piece steak fingers with extra gravy and toast in anticipation of the announcement...

 

[Hook1997 5354]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

They quit selling McRibs like a week ago. 

No shit.  I went to McD’s today ordered two McRibbs.  Total with a drink was $10 something, get to the pay window and ask about two for six deal and get told they don’t do that anymore, I’m like ok.  Get my bag and it’s two Big Macs, I’m like I ordered McRibbs.  We don’t have those right now.  So you just give me Big Mac’s instead??  Too tired and hungry to argue, so I can confirm Big Mac’s are still terrible!  

[ztejas 43419]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Eight piece steak fingers with extra gravy and toast in anticipation of the announcement...

 

God damn. 8 piece is a ton of food. 6 piece usually has me at my limit. 

[Deej 76766]

Just now, ztejas said:

God damn. 8 piece is a ton of food. 6 piece usually has me at my limit. 

It's a special occasion.

[MAUFRAIS 6624]

No shit.  I went to McD’s today ordered two McRibbs.  Total with a drink was $10 something, get to the pay window and ask about two for six deal and get told they don’t do that anymore, I’m like ok.  Get my bag and it’s two Big Macs, I’m like I ordered McRibbs.  We don’t have those right now.  So you just give me Big Mac’s instead??  Too tired and hungry to argue, so I can confirm Big Mac’s are still terrible!  

I hate this post.

[BigOrange1 6436]

had CFS and eggs for breakfast this morning.  100% due to the fact that the first thing i did when i woke up this morning was read this thread.  there are worse internet trends one could find himself caught up in.

[Big_kat 334]

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

[Deej 76766]

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

I see you're eating alone.

[Longhornlove 4815]

You mother fuckers are going to make me go get a CFS. 

[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

Don't have CFS where I live had to eat ass instead.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Y'all are focusing on the plate and I'm looking at what looks like Coach Taylor's wife, Tami, on the other side of the table.

You got all that from a Jean jacket?

[Big_kat 334]

Just now, Deej said:

I see you're eating alone.

[Deej 76766]

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

No shit.  I went to McD’s today ordered two McRibbs.  Total with a drink was $10 something, get to the pay window and ask about two for six deal and get told they don’t do that anymore, I’m like ok.  Get my bag and it’s two Big Macs, I’m like I ordered McRibbs.  We don’t have those right now.  So you just give me Big Mac’s instead??  Too tired and hungry to argue, so I can confirm Big Mac’s are still terrible!  

You should have just drove off.

[Bevo 13576]

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

Absolutely miserable now, but I did my part.

 

 

Enhance, enhance:

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

 

 

Enhance, enhance:

 

Pretty sure they each did, in fact, order the same thing, if that's what you're talking about.

[Poolflood 845]

6 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

Nice of you to cook for your toddlers first.